We open for submissions on the 1st! We welcome poetry, short fiction and flash, essays, comics, visual art, book reviews, that thing you wrote after waking from a dream in the dark of night, etc. Check out our submission guidelines here:
Hi
#WritingCommunity
, we are open for submissions! Our response time is dragging a bit this issue but we will get back to you within a couple months. We are looking for poetry, short fiction, hybrid, creative non fiction, visual art, etc!
Need to get on soliciting artists for Issue No. 3 early this time. Artists, you’re elusive! I want to print your pieces and pay you for it. Tag an artist in the replies?
Our team (!!!) is reading submissions for Issue No. 2! Submissions close at midnight PT on August 31st. We would love to see more hybrid, visual art, comics, and work from marginalized writers.
Masthead reveal! Alternative Milk Magazine was started with just one person at the helm but has since grown to a team of five. Meet them all in this thread!
Reading submissions for Issue No. 3 and keep getting stopped in my tracks by excellent writing. Thank you all for sending your best, this is going to be tough but I love it.
My mom says Alt Milk is the number one lit mag in existence, just putting that out there for these (wrong) ranking lists.
JK she didn’t say that. Tbh I don’t think she’s ever looked at the mag. But imagine!
We are free to read and to submit, and we pay authors. Top tier, IMO.
The only time I actually care how you address your submission is if you put “Dear Sirs” which has happened several times and is baffling because a Sir has never been a part of the editorial staff of this magazine.
Alternative Milk Magazine is open for submissions for our second issue. Free to submit, small payment, expedited responses available. Send us what you’re most excited about.
Issue No. 2 is delayed (because EIC Erika is sick), but have a look at the cover! Web version will be up ASAP (hopefully tonight!) and the print version will be available ASAP. Can't wait for you all to read it!
Submissions open up January 1st for Issue No. 3 of
@altmilkmag
. That’s so soon! Check out our submission guidelines so you’re ready to go when the window opens!
Alternative Milk Magazine is open for submissions until March 1st. We would love to see more art, flash and short fiction, and creative non fiction. We are a paying publication.
#ArtistOnTwitter
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Howdy all, due to an overwhelming response to this issue’s submission call, Alt Milk will be closing early for subs this Friday, Feb 2, 2024! If you haven’t gotten your submission in do it soon!
Thank you all for spreading the word about our upcoming submission period yesterday. Getting very excited to see what y’all have cooked up for Issue No. 3!
I also didn’t realize 2024 is a leap year lol. Poor, forgotten Feb 29th. If we get any subs that day they will be read!
Transparently, I need to sell 15 issues of Alt Milk between now and April to avoid paying contributors out of my own pocket. What is a business model? Money isn’t real. I’m flying by the seat of my pants here.
Over here watching submissions trickle into the inbox, reposting submission opportunities, and briefly forgetting which account I’m on and liking your funny tweets.
Business as usual. Happy new year! (A day late, on brand).
Who are some of your favorite poets, writers and artists we should solicit for Issue No. 2?
No one is too famous, we have the audacity. Dream big!
Side note: solicited work is a very small portion of what we publish! Like 10% We also get ignored a lot bc smol and new lol
Gotta be honest, Alt Milk is not together enough to do follow Friday (mostly because it being Friday is often a surprise), but is always so, so grateful to be included.
Thank you to the editors and social media managers who do this. Y’all rock.
Hi, so sorry to everyone waiting for responses. EIC/sole responder-to of emails has been working two full time jobs lately and likely the issue is going to get pushed out a few weeks. Stay tuned for the official update.
Putting together the digital issue, which will (🤞🏽) be available for print on demand if the stars align and the formatting doesn’t kill our editor prematurely. It’s going to be a monster. 30 contributors. If you guess the page count I’ll mail you some stickers!
It took way less notoriety for me to get to this point.
And unlike TBQ, I use form rejections. I’m sorry, but there are hundreds of you and one of me. Just one guy doing the thing. (My readers are great but I don’t make them do the responses)
I'm getting to those rejections. The Taco Bell Quarterly has been flirting with implosion and burnout lately! We're still making a literary magazine at any emotional and financial cost!
Alt Milk was selected for this month’s
@Authors_Publish
Literary Journal Fund!!!!! So, so grateful! This enables us to pay for
@CLMPorg
membership and make some merch. So excited! Thank you!!!
The last 24 hours have been super fun. I've had multiple people tell me they're super into Issue No. 1 which makes me a very, very happy editor.
Read for free (always) here:
Alternative Milk Magazine is currently closed for submissions. Issue No. 1 drops April 15, 2023. We will reopen again for submissions on July 1st, 2023 to read for Issue No. 2!
It’s gonna be okay. Issue No. 3 will make it to your eyeballs. Maybe not on time, but it’ll happen.
I’m aiming for longevity with this project, no matter what the cost. It’s the most committed I’ve been to probably anything in my life. And I was super into Model UN in college.
Missed it yesterday but (slightly less than) ONE WEEK until Issue No. 1 drops!
There will be:
🥛alien abduction
🥛so much great poetry
🥛at LEAST one skull
🥛sexual awakening
🥛a secret fifth thing
Idk if anyone noticed how silent this account has been, but regularly scheduled programming will resume soon. And we open for submissions for Issue No. 2 on July 1st! Free subs, no theme, small payment. P.s. HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! 🌈🏳️🌈🦄
Here’s where we (and
@bullshitlit
) will be tomorrow! Come get a free sticker, buy a mag copy, admire our cow table, and eventually get shown pictures of Erika’s cats when they run out of conversation topics.
Everything is bad, so I want to do something positive. We will be giving away a print copy of Issue No. 1 of Alternative Milk Magazine. Follow
@altmilkmag
and retweet to enter. Winner will be chosen randomly on Monday, 10/30. US only.
I will find time ASAP to send out official pushed back date announcements/responses to submissions for Issue No. 3. Contributors that have already been accepted: payments will follow. If you haven’t heard back you’re still in the running! You can query but I might cry!
At the table. Coffee acquired. Hoping the foot traffic today is into alternative milks and are ready to take some issues off my hands. Mag issues, although if anyone’s a therapist I wouldn’t be opposed to telling you about my other issues.
After a few days making friends and selling issues of magazines , both of which are not particularly in my wheelhouse but are outside and cattycorner to it (it being the wheelhouse), I am upright by sheer force of will. If you see me out at an offsite tonight give me props pls.
Sent out a couple of acceptances last night and that’s always fun. One of them was for Issue No. 2! We are still open for submissions through February, would really love to see more art, hybrid, and flash.
Happy Friday to all that observe. Responses are trickling out slowly for Issue No. 2! Please hype our EIC up to read as much as they possibly can this weekend. Hype is vital
Submissions are open for Issue 1 of Alternative Milk Magazine. We are seeking visual art, poetry, short fiction, creative non fiction/essays, and anything in between as long as it’s good.
Our tablemate from AWP
@bullshitlit
is a small indie publisher who lost a lot of inventory thanks to USPS, help them recoup their losses if you’re able.
Issue No. 2 will feature work from 9 poets, 10 fiction writers, and 4 artists. Can’t wait for you all to see what they’ve given us! October 31st 🎃 (yes this was reposted, I didn’t match not spelling out the numbers lol)
Our earliest readers were only really confident in reading fiction but one of them asked today if they can read poetry subs and I was like OF COURSE. So pumped to have another set of eyes on all of your poems 🖤
Sending out proofs! Honestly stunned I got the issue put together before pub day. Still working on the cover but we should be all good to go on Saturday!
A year ago EIC Erika was hyper fixated on a little half baked idea to start a lit mag. The name Alternative Milk was branded into their brain. And now!
Our submissions for Issue No. 1 close at midnight! Highly recommend getting things in early bc our EIC is going to update the page and our socials closer to midnight ET, but anything that hits the inbox before 12 am PT will be read.
Would you all like to be introduced to Alt Milk’s current masthead? It’s mostly me (Erika) but we’ve grown by two editors and a reader this issue and I guess we could let y’all know who we all are. If you’re into that. (I don’t know what people want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
In case you’re not American and wondering why I must submit a tax return instead of the government nicely informing me how much I owe, there’s this thing called a tax lobby that exists to self perpetuate this wretched gauntlet that must be undertaken each year and I hate it
News from the carton: still reading for Issue No. 1 (cheering on appreciated, have about 200 submissions to go and a week to read them), and we are 75% funded in our crowdfunding campaign. The milk is alternative, it’s almost paid for, and we can’t wait to put it in front of you!
In a sudden turn of events that no one could have predicted, our EIC got all responses for Issue No. 1 out as of a few minutes ago. Please check your emails!
In case you’re wondering HOW committed, I ordered more business cards after AWP. For me that’s a higher commitment than marriage. And I don’t even like my business cards.
It’s gonna be okay. Issue No. 3 will make it to your eyeballs. Maybe not on time, but it’ll happen.
I’m aiming for longevity with this project, no matter what the cost. It’s the most committed I’ve been to probably anything in my life. And I was super into Model UN in college.
The dream is to be able to pay contributors AND offer them free contributor copies, but we would need like triple the issue sales to do that. Share us with some friends! Alt Milk makes a great gift!
Transparently: there are around 160 poetry submissions waiting on a response in our queue and just one person working on them. My goal is to get them all done by the end of the week! -Erika
Sending out responses on lunch breaks, rare days off and when I should be sleeping. Thank you for all of your patience, submitters 🖤 I’m doing my damndest (damnedest?) to reply to everyone by the 30th! -Erika
Our submissions for Issue No. 1 are open for only 5 more days! Send us the thing you can’t stop talking about. The thing that made you cackle with glee. The one you made your best friend/mom/significant other read because you were that excited.