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Alexander M. Profitt

@alprofitt

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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
5 years
Hermiston dudes in their 20’s. Hanging out in Safeway and Walmart parking lots 30 year old trucks they got financed talking about baby mommas and fucking high schoolers. Piss on door handles, talks shit, can’t fight.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
1 year
@sushiibabie Not to kink shame but these mfers have such a shame kink.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
5 years
Trying to turn my family from white trash to the white that everyone that's not white thinks about when they think about white people.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
2 years
I find femininity to be the most beautiful and sexy thing a human being can be. Genuine, divine femininity is god, if there is one at all.
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Alexander M. Profitt
5 years
The face you make when you become famous for firing people on TV and then you get fired on TV.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
5 years
Sadness is my muse
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
5 years
When you’ve been spending 3hrs a day in the gym getting swole af then find out Bae’s low key gettin creampied by fat shit poster named Profitt.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
6 years
When you play sick to stay home then your parents finally leave.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
6 years
These girls might be snacks out here but to a shark I’m a damn entree and your little ass still a snack
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
8 years
When you're pro-life and you think cells are humans.
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Alexander M. Profitt
4 years
Me slut shaming is the pot calling the kettle black.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
4 years
When you a simp but you brave
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
5 years
I once posted a meme that got 22 likes. So maybe you should think twice before you speak to me that way.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
4 years
When you nut in a girl without saying shit
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
4 years
Cabling vendors be like
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
5 years
Gamers on their states Quarantine Day
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
3 years
Out here lookin like Jeff Bezos telling his physics teacher the answer is actually 2 based on new research.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
4 years
When she’s a catch but she’s way outta your league.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
4 years
@ChyLaBeouf Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
2 years
Naw babe, you’re still cute. It’s just when you cheated on me with that dude you used to talk heinous shit about, it really surprised me.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
6 years
@ConLloyd @JesseSmithjs My buddy took my phone. We’re talking in person.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
5 years
Everytime I turn around @PostMalone has a new fucking face tattoo. 🤦‍♂️ savage.
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
9 years
@ConLloyd is this stupid? Hahaha
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
8 years
@ConLloyd you gotta tell him to level himself up. Hahaha
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
4 years
Crush: “Bro, I will never be with you. You’re a hunk of shit.” Me: OMFG you think I’m a hunk?
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
2 years
POV: Your whole team is talkin trash Me: Keep talkin 😤
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
9 years
@ConLloyd Hahahaha. Nice. Yeah social media has that all day. Haha
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
5 years
“I ain’t tellin you shit!”
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
9 years
Whether you believe you can or you believe you can't, you're right...
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
2 years
Oh you have a good personality? Name 5 friends
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@alprofitt
Alexander M. Profitt
4 years
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