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@alpinecalves
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@alpinecalves
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6 years
@emoblackthot I WAS SO READY FOR DYKIANA GRANDE.
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@alpinecalves
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7 months
i refuse to partake in the CR discourse because that means i’d have to listen to her music intently to form an opinion but… you’re a nonbinary incel who’s also a noah kahan stan… that’s like having an active deathwish on yourself. worry about that first.
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@alpinecalves
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5 years
@jaboukie literally a $500 seat warmer for cats.
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@alpinecalves
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8 months
@josh550am sooo good
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@alpinecalves
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4 years
@sdpowell1 thank you. there’s nothing wrong with choosing to document a personal loss this way. it’s not a new phenomenon either.
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5 years
@nickcordingly
Nick Cordingly
5 years
I went to the Masculinities exhibition at the Barbican just before lockdown and I don’t understand why they didn’t dedicate a room to this video??
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5 years
@BFFoughty @theferocity sit out of this Blaine.
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@alpinecalves
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6 years
so @woo_ahhh is a bored white gay who tried to catfish as a white girl for some clout. i guess rt’ing kim petras & ari tweets all day didn’t gain u followers fast enough huh
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@alpinecalves
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5 years
@chrysanthemvm_ oh my god you’re right!!! Duệ Thọ and Hữu! that’s so cool.
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@alpinecalves
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5 years
@arabthot first l33t sp43k baby of this century.
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
hijklm WHAT?
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@alpinecalves
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5 years
@charli_xcx @huckkwong @Charlie__Chops feel free to use this gif queen
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@alpinecalves
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4 months
my bitch pose NASTYYY.
@Kaizerkunkun
Ayako (Touchy!)
4 months
本日の小島監督。.Hideo Kojima today. (腰痛)
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@alpinecalves
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6 years
cam is now streaming on netflix and my jaw is still on the floor from how fucking good it is.
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@alpinecalves
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3 years
@bodyofmyown ur oomf better be sza bc….
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@alpinecalves
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11 months
me: h-.ayumi hamasaki:.
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@alpinecalves
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7 years
@MADBLACKTHOT attention is a certified basic bop tho. i felt so violated when i found out it was him
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@alpinecalves
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6 years
@Walldo @OmarMosleh he should’ve at least created a whole new account for this. sloppy work lmao
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6 years
so @woo_ahhh is a bored white gay who tried to catfish as a white girl for some clout. i guess rt’ing kim petras & ari tweets all day didn’t gain u followers fast enough huh
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@alpinecalves
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6 months
enough.
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@alpinecalves
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4 months
in a different life i would’ve been an associate curator at MOCA
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@alpinecalves
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3 years
@nocchiom laurie is after that whole family now 😭.
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
🤩⚔️😤
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
tattoo appointment in 9 days 🤩.
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@alpinecalves
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7 months
🤵🏻‍♂️
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7 months
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@alpinecalves
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5 years
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@alpinecalves
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6 months
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
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5 months
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@alpinecalves
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7 months
it’s so bright LMAOOO
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@alpinecalves
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7 years
@ehjovan and the dexterity to match too
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@alpinecalves
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7 years
@HUNTYCHAN miley’s voice here is too much skdjdjd
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@alpinecalves
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4 months
their best most cohesive album if we’re keeping it VERY real.
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
(pls excuse the open fly) if i buy these pants will i attract more Scorpios into my life 🤔
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
@nocchiom what is going ON @avexmanagement.
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@alpinecalves
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8 months
just realized this is the last sighting of my treasured CJSR hat before i lost it on the other side of the country…
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@alpinecalves
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3 months
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
new sweater’s a hit at work party lol
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
hi
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
the way this move has been kinda disastrous… lol
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@alpinecalves
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5 years
@bodyofmyown charli follows u so hopefully she’ll read this lmao. a.g. will prob continue to work with her in some capacity but hopefully she’ll bring in other producers too e.g. @jam_city @0PN.
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@alpinecalves
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6 years
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@alpinecalves
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2 years
we playing fantasy draft now??
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1 year
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
SOPHIE sweater (yes that one) on the way hehehehe.
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
365365365365365
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1 year
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@alpinecalves
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11 months
deleted this before because i felt shy but… i like how i looked here 🥸
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@alpinecalves
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4 months
current top 4 of the year…
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@joshsquat
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4 months
current top four of the year (albums)
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@alpinecalves
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8 months
(please ignore my unironed shirt my hair looked cute here)
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@alpinecalves
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7 months
?
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@alpinecalves
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8 months
i’m so sorry this would work on me.
@margebertha
lady brett ashley
8 months
this might be the last straw
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@alpinecalves
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4 months
i really like this pic that my friend took 🙂‍↕️
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@alpinecalves
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6 months
went to a friend’s themed birthday party last night… this is the most you’ll ever see me repping this province lmao. can’t spell Alberta without Brat etc.
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@alpinecalves
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6 years
@softglas tierra whack and rico nasty and megan thee stallion and lizzo and noname and cupcakke like HELLO.
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
saw a dirty mirror and had to seize the opportunity
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
🤓🙂‍↕️
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@hydn_ngn
hayden ¨̮
5 months
adult braces is kind of the cutest thing a person can have.
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@alpinecalves
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10 months
riize i’m sorry i called you guys a gaggle of twinks without the password to shinee’s demo vault… please continue EATING.
@dewdropfx
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10 months
not to be dramatic but this is the best kpop boy group release ever made in the last few years like this is CRAZYYY
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10 months
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
saiki k-coded
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@alpinecalves
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2 years
just… mothers. you hoes better give them flowers while they’re still active and consistently serving. i can write SEVERAL 33 1/3 books about their discography.
@NanteJapan
NANTE JAPAN
2 years
What do you think of Perfume?
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
whoever bookmarked that tweet… you will be dealt with.
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5 months
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@alpinecalves
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10 months
hello
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
happy new year! buff baby on the way 💪🏼
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@alpinecalves
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4 years
@GeeDee215 OP’s a labour & employment attorney 🐀🐀🐀.
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@alpinecalves
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5 years
@ACABnes 😭 like babes you stan a manga/anime with extremely gay subtext. all this home of phobia for what.
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@alpinecalves
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4 months
Koreless + Stargate + Stuart Price is a lethal combo my god.
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@alpinecalves
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7 years
I like Bruno & Abel but @sza WAS ROBBED SIS DESERVED BEST R&B PERFORMANCE & URBAN CONTEMPORARY ALBUM #GRAMMYs
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11 months
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@alpinecalves
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2 years
@lnhoIyflux @0800shygirl you didn’t know… what? that harassing SOPHIE’s collaborators about unreleased music would make them upset?.
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
me as a popsicle bar: fruity, premium, flat peach
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@alpinecalves
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4 months
edibles HITTING
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@alpinecalves
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2 years
@fofequis give it another year or two and we might get twice x mondo grosso… manifesting.
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@alpinecalves
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3 months
moving to Vancouver to work here 😍.
@vicwingly
victoria 👹
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stop the car
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
@fofequis b who i want 2 b is on _genic so i can never hate that album….
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1 year
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
that “i wish that i could be like the cool kids” song has to be among the worst offenders… and you can trace a direct throughline from T*ylor’s early hits to that song too.
@PaIIahAbdul
Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇
5 months
The worst part of the early 2010s was the denouncement of chicness and confident-kunt for self pitying self flagellating anthems disguised as empowerment.
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@alpinecalves
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6 years
the daughter’s fascination with rabbit-themed apparel 🤔 (‘thỏ’ means rabbit in vietnamese) #UsMovie⁠ ⁠
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
new year resolution to have presentable bangs: ❌
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
fine i guess i’ll get lasix
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@alpinecalves
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9 months
neeeeed to do something drastic to my hair soon…
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
@misterminsoo i’ll never forget when 88rising posted a #stopasianhate yellow square to ig and quietly deleted after the swift backlash lmao.
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@alpinecalves
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6 months
Kelela poster secured… the vinyl sold out before i could get to it i hate you aggots i really do.
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
que frío…
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@alpinecalves
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4 months
the hottest man on Troye’s backup dancer team is straight… nothing has broken me like this.
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@alpinecalves
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5 years
@marxistmariah @charli_xcx quarantine on a tuesday.no more restaurant.
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@alpinecalves
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5 years
a serve. literally a serve
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@alpinecalves
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6 years
just saw into the spiderverse and i am horny for peter b parker
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@alpinecalves
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7 months
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@alpinecalves
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5 years
@jaboukie lmaoooo
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5 months
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5 months
🤩⚔️😤
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@alpinecalves
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4 months
losing all my innocence in the backseat (pho container spilled in the car).
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@alpinecalves
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3 years
hacks continues to be the best show out rn.
@DevonESawa
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3 years
#HacksonHBOmax now streaming. —
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@alpinecalves
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7 months
the hunt for a Yuichi Toyama dupe continues 😔
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@alpinecalves
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5 years
@arabthot never forget!!
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@alpinecalves
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5 months
about to go through one of the most harrowing moments of my life (24 hours before moving day) oomfs pls keep me in your thoughts….
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@alpinecalves
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1 year
preemptively denying any duckface allegations… i was just sending kisses here 😙
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@alpinecalves
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3 months
moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty… YUP.
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