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Here for the netball and sharing everyone else’s hilarious tweets with my sister

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@allyallyfay
Ally
9 months
🧵 Sasha Glasgow is just an incredible human 😍 there was a little girl with an England flag after the game, Sasha went over and talked to her. The girl’s mum asked for a photo, Sasha said hold on, went and got a group of the England players…
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Got the #VNSL2022 semi final put on in my little local ‘old man’ pub and after the initial grumble they were all captivated, asking about the rules and commenting on how athletic the players were. Job done ✅
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Thirlby wasn’t going to do it so Geva does 👏👏 #B2022Netball
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
You don’t move to the other side of the world to resign 6 days before the season starts. We stan SFB #netballchaos
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@allyallyfay
Ally
9 months
Maybe if Netball New Zealand come out and say it’s disappointing and disrespectful to have had no communication about the Diamonds squad for Con Cup Netball Australia might actually have to announce it 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@allyallyfay
Ally
9 months
Coach Jo 🤩🔥 #TainiJamisonTrophy
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@allyallyfay
Ally
5 months
Imagine not wanting Tamsin Greenway as your national coach. Couldn’t be England #NetballNationsCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Geva bringing herself off so EUB can go on - all class! #B2022Netball
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Ally
2 years
Woken up still mad that we’ve gone from CWG gold medalists to a team where the coach is happy to be in games and the captain says it’s a privilege to play the world number one. I can’t with this mindset #AUSvENG
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@allyallyfay
Ally
11 months
I am sick for these Roses players. We were absolutely in this match and fully capable of winning it. JT’s changes (or lack of) their undoing #NWC2023
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
I was there when Maddy Proud made her debut 🥹💎 #constellationcup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
This woman I was speaking to tonight has 6 sisters and let me tell you, the ✨ restraint ✨ it took not to ask why they didn’t make a netball team 😮‍💨
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
The Diamonds debutant all of netball Twitter has been waiting for… @maddyproud 🤩🤩🤩 #ConstellationCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
11 months
Penny (life savings) for Jo Harten’s (unfiltered) thoughts #NWC2023
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
The hardest goodbye 💔 on 3rd January, my Mum passed away peacefully. Her strength, humility, love, endless patience and sharp sense of humour never faltered, no matter what cancer threw her way. I will miss her endlessly but carry her with me always 💕💫🕊️
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Ally
8 months
Kate Moloney was on the court at the end of the game, looking into the crowd. I saw her say to Liz ‘hey look, a Vixens fan’ and pointed at me. I waved and she ran over for a chat and a photo. Such a gem 💎 #ConstellationCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
8 months
Gary Burgess spotted me in the crowd before the game and waved hello. We got to catch up after the game and he gave me his goody bag that the umpires were presented with 🤩 what a legend!
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
These two teams look light years ahead of the Roses. Imagine we just keep doing what we’re doing until World Cup while they keep get better. Guaranteed embarrassment #ConstellationCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
5 months
The Diamonds have always been incredible at shutting down Metcalf. When will Roses learn and do something different? #NetballNationsCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
3 years
I will never understand why sports brands haven’t collaborated with female PE teachers. We literally live in sportswear and are in front of young women everyday - give us decent stuff to wear dammit!!
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Can’t believe I’ve got to go and play the most boring sport ever tonight 🙄 friends, fitness, challenge, growth, fun. Why would anyone enjoy that?! Eurgh, netball sucks.
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
No surprises that Joyce has left Pulse. Hope she gets picked up by a club where she’ll get plenty of game time so we can see her shine again ✨
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Ally
2 years
I do worry that Samason won’t stick around at Vixens if she gets pigeon holed into the role of SS specialist. She’s a great player with a lot of potential so needs to be getting more than the last 5 minutes of each quarter.
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@allyallyfay
Ally
10 days
Yes Turner has a responsibility to tidy up her penalties but so do the umpires. If she’s persistently contacting advance it, give her a warning then a suspension (as needed). She’ll either clean up or learn. Incessantly blowing the whistle with no follow up doesn’t work #VIXvSWI
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@allyallyfay
Ally
8 months
My favourite photo of the day with a player I have been wanting to meet for so, so long. She is absolutely the dead set legend we know her to be and my heart is so happy 😍🥰 thank you Jo Weston #ConstellationCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Going to find the DJ at the arena tonight and ask them to play About Damn Time when Maddy Proud runs on court #constellationcup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
5 months
I love this photo of the Pulse girls with Joyce. She can’t have had an easy time there but to see them together like this is so lovely 🥰
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@allyallyfay
Ally
9 months
And got a member of staff to take the photo. She then asked the staff member to go and get a pen so she could sign the girl’s poster. She then took the poster round all the England players who were off speaking to family, spread about etc. She went above and beyond…
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@allyallyfay
Ally
5 months
Really hoping Imogen Allison has woken up with a fully functional knee this morning
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@allyallyfay
Ally
9 months
She was so polite, didn’t rush and thanked us for our support. I also got a photo and had a chat with her and she was absolutely lovely. What a champ 😍
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
And that is why Jade Clarke’s place in the England squad should never be questioned #legend #QuadSeries
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@allyallyfay
Ally
3 months
🚨 MISSING 🚨 Super Netball’s back bone #NetballChaos
@SuperNetball
Suncorp Super Netball
3 months
A review has been conducted into a social media post made this week by NSW Swifts player Samantha Wallace-Joseph. Details:
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@allyallyfay
Ally
3 years
Gretel Bueta looking fresher after giving birth than I do after 10 hours sleep 🙃
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
And THAT is why you don’t bench Housby #B2022Netball
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Ally
2 years
Also, I’d love to know what JT said at interview to make EN think she was a better candidate for the job than Tamsin #AUSvENG
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@allyallyfay
Ally
9 months
My hair is a fking disaster 😩😭 but I bloody love this Rose 🌹 #TainiJamisonTrophy
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@allyallyfay
Ally
11 months
I know Housby’s a machine but the amount of work she is having to do outside the circle is unsustainable madness #NWC2023
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
Cardwell just slipped so seamlessly into SSN netball. She’s an absolute natural out there #TeamGirlsCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Check out this bib I bought for my friend’s new baby 😍 peep the score though Aussie Netball Twitter 👀😅 #netballchaos
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
When is Nike going to make their netball trainers available to us mere mortals? They are 😍 and I want a pair!
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@allyallyfay
Ally
12 days
Swifts know what’s uuupppppp!!! 👏👏👏👏
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
Slowly making my way through the Quad Series games. Just watching Tamsin Greenway’s analysis of Roses vs Diamonds - I’m obsessed with how insanely good her netball brain is 🧠
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
I swear Nike need to start making these beautiful trainers available to us non-pro players. They’d make a killing!! 🤩🤩😍😍
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@allyallyfay
Ally
3 years
In completely unrelated netball ponderings…when @StcyJyneFrancis and @runlikeforrest get post addressed to ‘Mrs S Francis-Bayman’ who gets to open it?! 🤔
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@allyallyfay
Ally
5 months
Really hoping Uganda get more opportunities - individually and as a country- off the back of their incredible performances this series #NetballNationsCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
“I’m out of ideas so…I dunno? Maybe try dancing to distract them?” 🤷🏼‍♀️ #AUSvENG
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@allyallyfay
Ally
3 years
5 months since I obliterated my ankle at netball trials I’ve been for my first run!! The joy is indescribable 😁😁 Journey back to the netball court has begun! 🥳🥳
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Omg Tilly picking everyone up and making sure they are ok 🥹 she’s an angel #GIAvFEV
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Just liking everyone’s Firebirds/Wallam/Folau tweets because I am too damn gobsmacked to be able to compose one of my own. Outraged, insulted, saddened, perplexed, disgusted…the list could go on.
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@allyallyfay
Ally
6 months
Elle Temu with the Swifts! Did we know this already? I am legit coming out from under a rock so I am veeeeery far behind 😂
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
Kudos to whoever was running the livestream of the Steel vs Swifts game. As soon as it was clear George Fisher’s injury was a serious one they panned the camera away and put up some ads until play was restarting
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 months
Big day today - officially became a permanent resident of Aotearoa 😁🎉🇳🇿🌿🖤
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 month
Who does Pulse play in their last game of the season? Who will be WD? Is that person likely to get a contract next year? Or are we going to see Liss Scholes get yeeted into Christmas 2025 for these comments? 😬😬
@jeremypeterrich
Jeremy
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I will say this: NSL always delivers the DRAMA
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@allyallyfay
Ally
4 years
I am actually spitting mad that Jemma Mi Mi didn’t get on court today. All that talk about the importance of this round, all the media work she’ll have done this week and then zero court time. Utter disgrace and I’m fuming for her. #SSNIndigenousRound #SSNVixensFirebirds
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Having trouble feeding the circle so we move Malcolm to C? Please explain #AUSvsENG
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@allyallyfay
Ally
30 days
Please, this is actually hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 #STAvMAG
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
George Fisher is back running 🥹 the universe is healing ❤️‍🩹
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@allyallyfay
Ally
4 years
The @SilverFernsNZ players all class as usual - joining the guard of honour for Serena Guthrie. Absolutely love the culture of their team 🤩
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
First Kiwi selfie of the night - Peta Toeva 🤩 #ConstellationCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
25 days
Briony looks exhausted 😔 clearly been a tough week #SWIvLIG
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
Not sure I agree with Proud being back on court. No matter how many Net Points she’s on or what that HIA showed. Player welfare is far more important than a game, especially one with Maddy’s concussion history #SWIvMAG
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@allyallyfay
Ally
4 years
Casey Kopua is the person in front of me in the checkout line at the supermarket and I have approximately zero chill about this right now
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
In some positive netball news, ya gal has been selected for Nationals 😁 #netballchaos
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Lol at the latest Silver Ferns video where Dame Noel’s says England really should have won the bronze medal match (as in on paper, not they were the better team on the day and should have won)
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
I don’t think it’s the umpiring, I think it’s England not adjusting to the calls. We keep doing the same things we are getting pulled for #B2022Netball
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Finally, God save the King 👑 - @GaryBurgessIUA 🤩🤩 #ConstellationCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
If this isn’t a massive step forward for netball, I don’t know what is! Congratulations @Helenhousby1 👑 from one Cumbrian gal to another 👏
@Helenhousby1
Helen Housby MBE
2 years
Excited to announce I’ll be a @nike athlete for the next 3 years ✔️ Time to learn how to #justdoit *shoutout to the mask I forgot was under my chin @ Sydney, Australia
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@allyallyfay
Ally
3 years
Shout out to Whangamata Sports Bar who not only put the @ANZPremiership game on for us but turned off the sound on the rugby and turned up the netball commentary 🙌
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@allyallyfay
Ally
5 months
Ellie Rattu has been insane since coming on 🔥🔥 #NetballNationsCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
I cannot WAIT for the #netballchaos that is going to follow this announcement. I predict meltdown
@della79
Erin Delahunty
1 year
INBOX: @EnglandNetball will announce its team for @NetballWorldCup on Tuesday, May 16 “early morning” UK time. 9am UK time is 6pm east coast Australian time. #netballchaos
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@allyallyfay
Ally
3 months
My heart sank seeing this post 😔
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@allyallyfay
Ally
9 months
DM’ing an ANZ player on Insta asking if they’ll come talk to your class - well worth it!! GT was outstanding 🤩🤩
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@allyallyfay
Ally
11 months
Conversation with a kid today… Me: did you play netball this weekend? Kid: yep Me: win? Kid: 11:30 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣 #accentproblems #lostintranslation
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@allyallyfay
Ally
4 years
A thorn between 3 @EnglandNetball Roses! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹 Thanks for the pic @jadeyclarke @serenabob @GabsLMarshall sorry for interrupting your coffee!! 🙈
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
I am so nervous for 🌹 v 💎 I don’t even have words for how I think it’ll play out
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@allyallyfay
Ally
4 months
Getting to meet @joannamweston again was another highlight of the day 😍
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Happy new netball trainers to me 🤩👟
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
Nooooooo 😭😭 think we all knew ACL but fracture as well!? Absolutely gutted for George 💔
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
I, a Vixens fan, am crying for Jhaniele Fowler #FEVvVIX #SSNGrandFinal
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Captain, Ameliaranne Ekenasio 🤩 #ConstellationCup
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Ally
25 days
Is Cath going to comment on the distance of Cara’s shots every time she takes one? It’s going to be a long game if so #SWIvLIG
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Ally
9 months
Today’s my mum’s birthday. Her first one in the stars. Went for a run this morning and this was on the path right in front of me, no other chalk drawings at all. Just this 🥹💫🪽💕
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 month
Imagine telling your boss you’ll get something to them by Friday and that Friday is SIX MONTHS LATER!! 🤡🤡
@AussieDiamonds
Origin Australian Diamonds
1 month
You didn't think we'd forgotten, did you? See you all at 8am tomorrow.
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Ally
2 months
Say whaaaaaaaat!!
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Hate to say it but I think these changes have come too late for England. If they’d happened when the score was closer we’d be in with a chance but I think the opportunity has gone #B2022Netball
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Genuine question: is repeatedly throwing ‘individual error’ out there as the reason for a loss deflecting blame? #AUSvENG
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@allyallyfay
Ally
8 months
Courtney Bruce 🥹 #ConstellationCup
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Ally
3 years
Can Noeline Taurua be my life coach please? #ConstellationCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 months
Well, one of my players threw her bibs off, her mum said ‘this is bullsh1t’, they stormed off and she’s quit my team. How was everyone else’s Wednesday night? 😅
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
@MelR18 Imagine not singing the praises of a player who has just spared you being even more embarrassed and getting more deflections than the whole of the opposition
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Cardwell is going to have a blinder of a tournament, you can see it already #B2022Netball
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Ally
4 months
I actually really like this photo! I can’t remember what we were laughing at but Kippa was an absolute gem too ☺️
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
Want to hear some good umpiring news? I’ve been selected to umpire top premier grade this year AND I’ve got my umpiring role model as my mentor 😁 stoked.
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Seeing Chelsea Pitman with the England Roses is giving me LIFE 🤩😍
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@allyallyfay
Ally
5 months
@tamsingreenway @SkyNetball @carolinebarker Why do England persist with Metcalf against Australia when time and again she is completely shut down? I understand her incredible performance yesterday but we all knew what would happen today, there’s no shame in being good vs one style but not another
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
Here come the selfies!! First up, thank you @sophiegarbin 🤩 #ConstellationCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
4 years
Just been interviewed by RNZ as I’m likely the only @EnglandNetball fan in the stands at tonight’s game! Keep an eye out for the loud blonde in the bright orange T-shirt 😄🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌹
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@allyallyfay
Ally
2 years
It’s the hope that kills you. Hope that we’d learned from the Quad Series, hope that the in form not favourite players would play and hope that we’d have done our homework and know how they’d shut us down #B2022Netball
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@allyallyfay
Ally
5 months
So we can shout out the England team manager’s 100th game but not two players’ debuts?! Shocking commentary #NetballNationsCup
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@allyallyfay
Ally
1 year
Today my physio was like omg have you seen the Australian girl who makes hilarious netball videos and I was like *super excited* ooohhh is she called Emmy?! Anyway, it wasn’t Emmy 🙄
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