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Games journo | Quaker | Commie | Co-Founder @workclassicists | Bylines @NME , @IGN , @TrueTrophy | Mock reviews | allegedlymiri @gmail .com 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸

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@AllegedlyMiri
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I didn’t know Kanye was Italian
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Send dunes
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British cops want to use AI to spot porn—but it keeps mistaking desert pics for nudes
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Unrealistic beauty standards strike again
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Oh you like brutalism? Name 3 concrete examples
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Someone sent Corbyn a vegan chilli recipe when they heard he got kicked out of Labour and he sent back this
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He carries so much pain
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bread delivery man, québec 1977
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You're telling me a penguin wrote these classics
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Let’s turn this crack house into a crack home 🥰
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I'll play anything but my favourite types of games are the ones where you get lost in a big, weird, unknowable world and just have to find your way around it. Myst/Riven, Disco Elysium, Pathologic... Not a lot unites them aside from this feeling. Got any more? I'm starving
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@AllegedlyMiri
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RIP Medusa, you’d have loved Dwayne Johnson.
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@RoxyTall It’s so funny how he keeps adding tweets about how “PEOPLE KEEP PRETENDING ITS ATTRACTIVE BUT ITS NOT” and then he gets 100 more replies straight up thirsting after this girl. Because… it’s attractive. What about any of this situation makes him think it isn’t?
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She’s back!!
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Painted a little Minoan guy today. Not sure how it’ll look glazed and fired but it was fun! 🦑
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@AllegedlyMiri
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What
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@kennedytcooper
Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈
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The landlords are making memes y'all
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@Queerty Lmao sorry for not peer reviewing this meme 🙄 Here’s some easily-googleable context:
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Tru
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@CPBritain A really disappointing statement, comrades. Poorly written, surface-level understanding, regressive and conservative reactionist rhetoric. In contrast to CPIreland this is badly thought out. The capitalist class looks to divide us with transphobia and prejudice.
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Aside from the obvious here, The Simpsons really fucked it when they stopped doing knowing parodies of franchises/books/films/brands/celebrities and started just giving them cameo spots instead. Joyless.
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Of course she reads harry potter
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Crazy Ass Moments in Doctor Who History
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David Tennant steps in to prevent JK Rowling from appearing in Doctor Who. (2008)
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Used for military and security when this shit would change disabled people’s lives in unimaginable ways. Capitalism is a disease.
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The Ascento robot can move anywhere a human can, even over uneven terrain and obstacles. The robot's capabilities can be used for security services using 360-degree and thermal security cameras [video: ]
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Happy Ed Balls Day to all who celebrate
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😇
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Bro please
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Whoever posts this kind of shit on IMDB hmu let’s go get a coffee some time
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@AllegedlyMiri
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People getting very angry that I stole this joke apparently, was just making one of my shit daily Dune jokes for like three followers, didn't expect it to do these numbers! It's a pretty obvious pun, I'm sure plenty of people have thought of it. Odd hill to die on. ✌
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Young people aren’t “ghosting” on their jobs, they’re finally giving employers the same amount of notice the employees get when they’re let go. Maybe now that’ll realise what an issue that really is.
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Story time because I just today realised it’s my story to tell and i can if I want to. When I was a kid my biodad kicked us out one evening. Outta bed. No bags. Just get out. He sold all our toys (I was a Star Wars figure/Pokémon card collector) a few years later.
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Biblically accurate Oddish
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weird medieval guys BOOK OUT NOW !!
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a plant, italy, 15th century
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This is the worst thing my eyes have ever seen, and possibly actually the worst thing NATO has ever done
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🗣️ Ukraine is hosting one of the great epics of this century ❝We are Harry Potter and William Wallace, the Na’vi and Han Solo. We’re escaping from Shawshank and blowing up the Death Star. We are fighting with the Harkonnens and challenging Thanos.❞ [9/10]
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💨
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Wow people really like this tweet, huh? Here’s another (of more importance) to read while you’re at it:
@AllegedlyMiri
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The photo on the left is what you get if your child has free school meals. We’ve all seen this photo, right? Decided it’s not worth £30 and been insulted? It gets worse. Bear in mind this is the same parent company that can provide this on the right for private school pupils.
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Wu Tang Flan
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The photo on the left is what you get if your child has free school meals. We’ve all seen this photo, right? Decided it’s not worth £30 and been insulted? It gets worse. Bear in mind this is the same parent company that can provide this on the right for private school pupils.
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Call me a bloody great communist woke leftie but I don't understand why companies can't just do the same thing really well for years on end, become trusted, make a comfortable profit, and share it between the workers for their effort in creating it in the first place idk
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Pokémon was wasted on us
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Almost one year without a Marvel movie... cinema is healing 😍🥰
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@CPBritain I've muted this because obviously, my replies will just be TERFs trying to brag and boast. I literally don't care what y'all have to say, so shout into the void if you must but why reply to me specifically lmao.
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@CSMFHT @PleaseBeGneiss Leaving your kid unattended in a church?! The place where priests hang out?? Yeesh.
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I don’t want to be that person but OBVIOUSLY these aren’t real photos. Just LOOK at them.
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Midjourney is getting crazy powerful—none of these are real photos, and none of the people in them exist.
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R*cky Gerv*is: *Says something that was slightly controversial to Boomers maybe 30 years ago* ARE YOU OFFENDED? ARE YOU OFFENDED? DID I MAKE YOU CRY? AM I TOO EDGY FOR YOU? IS THAT WHY YOU DONT LIKE ME? BECAUSE I OFFEND YOU? Mate, I'm not offended, I'm BORED.
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@UKLabour These are going to be shown around in years to come as examples of how absolutely fucking out of touch the Labour Party was back in 2023. Humiliating.
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Lmao
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@CallmeDaioc @RoxyTall There are huge amounts of men saying “would” in both replies and quote tweets. Also girls are not automatically straight and so count towards “people who are attracted to her”.
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This is so embarrassing lmao.
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Ok rant incoming about Morris & Co/ the William Morris estate lol Apols for Instagram formatting but whatever
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Muting this one now lmao but pls remember to join a union, don’t invest in crypto, ignore Jordan Peterson, and get enough calcium. XO
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Well, you all delivered! Had some of these already but... Newly wishlisted games: The Dig Moon Yume Nikki Zork Quern Lorelei and the Laser Eyes Interior Worlds Animal Well Caves of Qud Citizen Sleeper Call of the Sea Ancestors Dread Delusion Rain World Thank you all! 🫡
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Absolute SCENES if the royals have lost their hold on BATH of all places
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"Pranksters have mown a giant penis into a famous 'perfect lawn' on one of Britain's most exclusive streets - just days before a Coronation party there. Residents of the posh Royal Crescent in Bath were stunned to see the large phallus on the grass outside their homes today."
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Submitting this as my resume
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A story in three parts
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I have nothing to promote but read Parenti and play Pathologic 2 xo
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Alright, I was knee-deep in púsi because I was trying to fit in, now does that make you feel better about not getting any?
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Gen Z women are identifying as bisexual in unprecedented numbers — but are they just following a trend?
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There was a lot of (worse) stuff that went on that I’m not gonna talk about but that one detail has haunted me my whole life. As a kid, maybe 7 or 8 years old, losing everything like that really does some irreversible shit to your brain.
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Bless u
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@GMPCityCentre This really is disgusting, even for you
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Here’s a pic of my dog instead of this depressing shit
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Self made men be like
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Years later I’ll see a Greedo figurine and just burst into tears, shit is WACK. I daren’t buy even one Pokémon card or nostalgic thing because I fear the floodgates would open and I don’t know if that’s healthy. I think I just have to move on. But the fascination remains.
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Painted a little Minoan guy today. Not sure how it’ll look glazed and fired but it was fun! 🦑
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Replace all the racist statues with this
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Games industry folk always seem to all know eachother and I’m this little floating island that occasionally makes an online friend but doesn’t live in London or Bath and can’t actually socialise. It’s a bit shit and I’m not sure how you rectify that sorta thing.
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Also check out my friend @SteveMcCarthyII art if you like brutalism 😘
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Brutalists Art Thread (by me)
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Getting a lot of people mentioning these and I do agree but have already played: Sunless Sea Outer Wilds All Cyan games Eastshade Deus Ex LIMBO Little Nightmares Hypnospace Outlaw The Stanley Parable The Forgotten City Primordia Sanitarium Elden Ring Heaven's Vault
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Hmm
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Yeah
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Is there a single TV show with better opening credits than Ted Lasso? 🥹
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I should add that I did have plenty of toys bought for me after that happened, but I get really upset if I can’t remember something from back then, and the desire to ��get it back” has me still dreaming about those things to this day. It’s not even about the items tbh.
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@ghostofchicken I'm a slut for sleet
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@bettypotter @francesweetman We’re fine thanks 😊
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Crying
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This from The Fast Show Book (1996) basically hasn’t aged
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@blobbynfriends No, it isn’t.
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Also - if you support Corbyn, the left, socialism, etc, and want a reliable way to stay informed on such topics, @VersoBooks have a book club that sends you a MASSIVE amount of ebooks (and physical books) every month and it’s really affordable :)
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@CallmeDaioc @RoxyTall My brother in Christ I am also just stating facts we good
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Best shirt ever.
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@PUBGMOBILE Yo this is clearly a rip off of Hypnospace Outlaw. Same colours and even name? It’s not okay to steal from indie games. (P.s. go play HSO it’s VERY FUCKING GOOD)
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Bob Ross: *draws a branch* Me: nice Bob Ross *draws second branch* cause everyone needs a friend Me: *holding back tears* nice
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It’s already dungarees season in Scotland
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Anyway I had another nightmare about it last night so I figured I’d excise it on here.
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The idea, as a Christian, that God would treat a king in the 21st century - a grotesque caricature of the kings of old, a gout-ridden, selfish, spoiled, deeply evil and covetous cunt, waving at his starving people from a gold-encrusted carriage - with any preference is wild.
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It’s that time of year again
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Here’s another comparison. The photo on the left is what one child is getting in the UK. “£30”. They’ve literally quartered the veg and opened a can of tuna to halve it. On the right is what children in the same situation in Finland are receiving.
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Calpol and baby products among most shoplifted items in London borough, report reveals
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Throwback to this
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I loved Ryan Gosling in Drive
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In fact here’s another
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There is no help in place for life-limited vulnerable children in this pandemic, just another section of society overlooked by the government after years of cuts. Parents of children with respiratory illnesses are not eligible for vaccine priority unless they are paid carers.
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If we’re friends and I’ve ever said or done anything weird or not right, rest assured I have been thinking about it every night for my entire life since
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Apols for depressing posts at this time I have a lot going on and this is one tiny pocket of something that I can share and then feel relieved over.
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“Why is this so funny 😂” Because it’s a joke
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@chrisnottorie @SkyNews Read the article. A man DID make that remark. It was a retort.
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My children are housed @BulbaGanda
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🤷
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@Vascillia Didn’t steal it, haven’t seen this tweet before, bored of explaining this, also annoyed this tweet is genuinely funnier than mine ahaha
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I am so embarrassed that I ever liked this repulsive man tbh. Every time I hear about him it’s something else.
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Now that I can share them, here are some of my fave shots of Riven! Can’t tell you how much I wanted linking books to be real when I was a kid…
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This is literally state propaganda, do they think we are fucking stupid
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Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100
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You want us to have humanity toward billionaires? The guys that literally destroy the planet we live on, steal our labour, and exploit whole nations so they can afford to nail themselves in a death tube and shoot it at the bottom of the sea? Those billionaires?
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