No one gets married thinking things will end in divorce. This week marks 6yrs for me and I gotta say - life on this side has been so much sweeter than I could have envisioned.
Trust your gut.❤️
it's been a looong time since ive done a solo hike, let alone a 7+hr one. and to top it off, i didn't see another human until 3.5hrs in (two fishermen at the other side of the lake), and i didn't see anyone on the trail until 4.5hrs in on my descent.
was reminded me of that one time an unknown woman grabbed my shoulder at a peak during the NYE'19 encore to yell into my ear, "I think I'm gonna orgasm!" as if it were a surprise to herself. this was then followed shortly after by her screaming to the sky "OH MY GOD IM CUMMING"
nitrous mafia man, after making eye contact and doing a double take: "hey *becons me over* i just want to say you are so incredibly beautiful. what's your name? take you out on a proper date?
The best thing I ever did was get divorced.
If you know in your heart that you're settling, hold yourself and your partner accountable to reality. Gtfo and live the life of your dreams.
@zzbenz
asked for hot/confident/sexy/fun/etc and I thought of this one. Sometimes it's as simple as getting the mail after a long day out.
Happy early birthday babe 😘
#thottythursday
alcohol really did enable me to make choices that changed me into the worst version of myself. there are plenty of good memories, sure but idk. that cost looks too damn high in today's hindsight. i lost a lot of who i was and what i believed in.
2022 show stats are in!
80 days/nights of music
13 states
2 countries
- a PR of 26.5 umphrey's shows 🤯
thank you thank you THANK YOU to each of you & your crews this year. i cant imagine having navigated this wild ride of a year without being on your dancefloor 💚
2021 stat prelims -
54 days/nights of music
13 states
2 countries
Leaders of the Year:
Umph coming in HOTT at 15
Frasco saving New Years with 6
big shout-out to all the side projects & sit-ins
"this is the happiest and healthiest ive seen you in a really long time"
the first thing he said to me yesterday. bestie really knows 💚 it's a challenge for me to remember the last time i felt this good.
If you want sobriety, your real friends will respect your wishes and encourage it when you're looking into the face of temptation.
Anyone else is an enabler trapped in their own addiction, not wanting to be the only one left using. Misery loves company, right?
Listen, anyone that can take a magnum schlong to pounded straight into the ole fart box is a goddamn champion. You hear me?!? And hey - maybe someday I too will have a big beautiful gaping asshole.
I'm just not going to stretch my asshole for more underwhelming dick.
man sitting on the steps of the YMCA: "hey! that's a beautiful shirt!"
me: *smiles and waves*
[less than 10s later]
man driving by in a car: *makes eye contact, smiles and shouts* that's a beautiful shirt!!
the shirt:
big shout out to
@Gregrock
- an A++ tour roomie, diner buddy, and all around genuine human being. can't thank you enough for the friendship these past few years.
Tonight's late nite pre-yoga
#thottythursday
is dedicated to Mayday Parade for this awesome concert tee.
Thank goodness for good people 🙏
I also couldn't choose, so here's✌️
new experiment: putting exactly what i want on my dating profile in words id rather use
hypothesis: vulnerability and honesty will attract the vulnerable and honest
results: pending
Love is an infinite constant. It is always in abundance and it is always with you. Even when you don't feel it and your brain tells you otherwise, it is there, waiting for you.
I was kinda looking forward to hanging out on lot
@Dicks
for Labor Day weekend but this afternoon I was added to the roster for a conference in San Diego the week prior sooooo looks like I'll see y'all in Oakland, LA and SD too