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he pronounces his ع like a good muslim
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girls when the internship they begged for on their hands and knees requires them to do work
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nca kids pouring blood sweat n tears into their thesis 🤝 lums kids going there on silly lil dates
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spotify wrapped this spotify wrapped that why don’t you spotify wrap me in ur arms???
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any lahori wud crumble in the islamabad cold and karachiites wud simply cease to exist and i love that
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my seasonal depression is mostly because of couples sun bathing in library lawn btw
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they give u 1 coaster n then take ur entire life savings and ur first born
ok but why do i see no one talking abt the coaster lums sent it’s so cute
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it’s sweet to see lums kids freak out over hasan raheen because it connects us to our roots,,, a huge crowd of ppl getting obsessed w a mediocre, good looking man is how we got imran khan too
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@Michael_L130
@ShaykhSulaiman
"given civilians every chance to get out" by killing pregnant women in labour holding up white flags to get to a hospital
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guys i bitch and moan about my gpa not because it’s bad but because i’m fr so much smarter
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it makes me giggle every time i see cie tweets because it’s like bby it’s gonna get so much worse
from playing ludo star to solving past papers in ramadan we all grew up
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if ur just going to uni grind HARD in freshman year so u get a good gpa when the courses r easy. because there will be one semester u get ur ass handed to u n then you'll thank urself
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was preparing to go to a holi party until i realised i have a 3000 word assignment due tonight😭 allah said only muslim festivals for u bitch
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growing out of friendships when u genuinely still love them is such a deeply sad feeling
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sitting in my best friends new apartment and he doesn’t even realise the privilege of being in uni and having ur own place saala bharwa
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it was so funny when they were trying to show her falling apart n unkempt n dying n she looked like the most beautiful woman to ever live
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girls my age willingly getting married???? where r the commitment issues??? where's the ptsd?????? do better ladies
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mans parents showed up to his apartment while i was 80% passed out in his bed,,, fun lil meet n greet
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every year i get excited abt my courses n academia n reading n learning right before the semester starts n immediately start hating it the first day of add drop
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sluttiest thing a man can do is roll me a j and engage in meaningful conversation with me
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every bad bitch ik broke up with a "bad boy" (toxic masculinity incarnate) n ended up with a cute lil nerd that treats her well
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ok but the whole nation going thru a blackout except for lums is so dystopian and black mirror-y. i get why everyone hates us dude.
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revolution vibes at lums today we either get shitfaced on thursdays or start a whole movement there’s no in between
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i’m a whole adult that makes horrible decisions everyday but somehow actively lying to my parents still gives me so much fuckin anxiety
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if men got as angry about women being tortured and killed as they get about us calling them bro, we wouldn’t be here
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econ majors b using opportunity cost in conversations like it’s a normal thing to say
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I might hate myself but at least I didn’t spend all my money on AirPods
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male validation is hash n female validation is weed i refuse to elaborate
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the fact that the only raves i end up not going to r the ones that get raided makes me believe in god
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the day lums stops trending in pakistan is the day the country as a whole will start healing
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argentina won every skinny boy from islamabad with mommy issues and a nicotine addiction prolly having shattering orgasms rn
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entering lhr always reminds me why i do drugs. how do u survive this city without them????
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enrolment sucks for everyone but seeing freshmen scared shitless gives me a kind of pleasure that i can’t explain
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why are u, a person i smoked with once in 2021, hanging out w someone i hate (for no reason)??? no ones loyal these days fr
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how to strike a balance between the girl who wakes up early, ACTUALLY studies and takes care of her health, and the girl who does all the drugs and goes to to all the parties and flirts with everyone because when else will i do it
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i’m literally in hell rn (trying to do a final essay for a course i paid and begged for)
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y is every football fan getting pissed about “seasonal fans” like will mbappe come n give u head for watching more matches????
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dudes that support france rn r just the boy version of the i’m not like other girls girlies
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aw they’re making sure we remain in touch with them by gathering all of us in exam halls. How thoughtful!🥺👉🏽👈🏽
Covid patients can face immense psychological challenges besides physical symptoms. Talk to them and remain in touch!
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it makes me chuckle whenever non lums ppl romanticise lums on instagram because it’s obvious they’ve never been inside the dorms😭😭
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In only a truly broken state does the youth have to choose between sitting for exams that will determine their entire future, or protection from a deadly pandemic killing hundreds every day.
@ImranKhanPTI
@Asad_Umar
@OfficialNcoc
#ImranKhanCancelEXAMS
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if u see a girl bawling her eyes out on the daewoo from lhr to isb feel free to buy her treats
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i don’t ever want to date anyone again monogamy is not for me give me head n leave fr
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one thing ill do is overspend on food everytime a minor inconvenience happens n fully justify it in my head
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freaks me OUT to see freshmen dating. like where ur commitment issues at bruh go explore
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it breaks my fucking heart that one of the only visible and meaningful forms of support for a criminally ppressed community in pak has been shown by another such community, while the privileged fucks in punjab and isb call them traitors. fuck this and fuck the state.
A massive protest demonstration was held in Gilgit Baltistsan today to express solidarity with Baloch Yakjehti Committee.
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so much happens in one singular night at lums dude i’ve only been here 2 days and i’m exhausted
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so nerve wracking for me to introduce lums friends to parents because they're the best people and i love them but they're also certifiably insane n just b saying fuckin anything
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nothing n i mean absolutely nothing is more fucking annoying than sober ppl trying to impersonate stoners
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my therapist rlly said “you care too much about other people’s problems”, sis isn’t that your whole JOB???
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right wing men think women r private property and left wing men think they’re communal property
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having physical touch as ur top love language is such a bitch because ppl assume ur a slut by default
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the thing u need to know about lums is that the women are ethereal magnificent intelligent hilarious fashionable n perfect n the men r also there
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pov ur tryna have a moment while i’m turning my room upside down looking for a cigarette
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it’s cuffing season n all the girls b needin weed i need WEED give me weed
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whatever ur political views are u can't deny that pti has the cuntiest anthems. like banger after banger fr.
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can 17 yr old boys stop dming me like don’t u have a car snap to post or smth
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if a paki man wears wide legged pants hes a wh0re or gay hope this helps
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yearly highschool kids romanticizing lums bcs they haven't lived or studied here yet festival
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the human mind is so insane like why does lsd give me less anxiety than coffee
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i cud never b into a sober person because tripping balls w someone u like is such an essential part of falling in love
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just watching my movies n smoking my js like i don’t have 20 things to do
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lums is basically going to a smoke spot to get ur lil psychedelics from a guy and having to turn around bcs ur professor is smoking there n u just skipped his class!
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could’ve gotten a 4.0 if i wasn’t depressed or stoned for most of this semester
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dhaandli deniers so wild bcs u rlly think pmln won in isb? alllll the new voters in the voter base were wearing pti topis and shaking ass to jab ayega imran @ 2014 dharna
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yall need to start tweeting better from 2-4 on tuesdays and thursdays, this class is so fucking boring
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punjabi men r scary but there's a very specific genre of urdu speaking man who's super into poetry n who thinks he's very cultured bcs he uses words like ikhtilaaf but he's actually just a bitchless misogynist
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it is absurd how this is even a point of discussion at this point. The statistics speak for themselves. Have mercy.
@ImranKhanPTI
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#ImranKhanCancelEXAMS
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was reconsidering the whole relationship bcs he wasn't replying n all that time he was just hospitalized with dengue..
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is it even worth watching oppenheimer in pakistan they're just gonna censor cillians ass
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stop liking my tweets i don’t need another form of validation to get addicted to please
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the fact that white women online r more pissed about the barbie joke at the golden globes than the yellow ribbons or NO mention of gaza is white feminism on display also greta gerwig is zionist
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was talking to amma about inflation and accidentally said even dunhill local is 520 now🤭🤭🤭
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instead of posting concerts that i’m not at, y don’t u open ur fuckin zambeels???? go ahead click on view my grades honey
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first day of the semester n i skipped my first class the spiral begins today i guess
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bcs everyone wants to get the fuck out of islamabad for university the city literally gets taken over by a new batch of cool kids every year n it's sooo weird to come back n see literal babies think they own ur city
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