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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
8 months
My faith was strong but I needed proof. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@aleenakashmiri
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4 months
@themayurchouhan Okonkwo Oregano Obbligato There could be many others i am sure
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
2 years
@chaii_rusk Wo to zinda he 4 k aasray pay hain
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
People ask me to remove my glasses when taking pictures. What do you want to see? Astigmatism? Puffy eyes? Dark circles? Or me struggling, to see if I am in the frame or not? 😑
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@aleenakashmiri
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10 months
@F_edup_ It is not women, it is patriarchal mindset
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
Tea/coffee media
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@dard_e_disco_
🅳🅸🆂🆃🆁🅰🅲🆃🅸🅾🅽
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Tea/coffee media
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@aleenakashmiri
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6 months
@ItsMeeZeee And if there is no brother? Even if there is one, why is it woman who should leave her parents
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
3 years
Forman Christian College 😍
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
1 year
@anonymouswho_ The other and perhaps more controversial scene could be; he going to milad for recitation and harrased (threatened) in the name of gustakh e rasool.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
A student told me that he is married and couldn't take lectures because his wife is expecting. 🥺
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
@ItsMeeZeee She also leaves her parents to move in with you.. 😄 isn't it munafiqat?
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
Imagine if fake marriages were a thing just to silence nosy folks. But nah, y'all out here chasing true love instead.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
@AtifNationalist @ibadatnisar @Aadiiroy2 Only a man can be concerned about reason at this time. These people make me puke.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
Phew! The celtic cable it is called.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
7 months
Happy Women's Day! May we never have to suffer at the hands of men. May we support eachother no matter what. May the world becomes a better place for women. May the society evolves to be tolerant towards every gender. May every society regards women equally, as they do to men.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
3 months
Could someone ask @ayeshajehanzeb about how did she feel after being complacent with getting called jahil? As a woman, why she didn't support that girl (Azba?) who asked for an apology from Sahil Adeem. Also, she didn't call out that scumbag 2 takay ka writer who was shouting.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
Age shaming is as problematic as body shaming, specially for women. Society starts blaming girls for not getting married at a certain age. No one calls out pedophilia where a 40+ man is shamelessly marrying an 18-20 years old girl. How long will it take to fix this society?
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
3 months
Think about who own or generate these narratives.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
12 days
@sadsnaqvi Start with TLP and hold them accountable for every person lynched
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
1 month
Why offer milk and honey in paradise? Perfect reward for the lactose intolerant, right? Guess almond milk wasn't an option.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
2 years
Men used to go to wars, now they just objectify women after listening to MTJ.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
Oomfs might be proud of me for drinking almost a litre of pepsi, in front of fasting MEN. There was pizza too.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
I would have talked back to the spiders, offer them food, show them the pattern I am knitting so they can also utilise the design in their webs. Moreover, I'd ask them to pay regular visits and teach me arabic.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
8 months
@SaithAbdullah99 Why "band baja dein gay" not going viral? His new comment.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
2 months
No one talks about dysfunctional family in Barzakh. Also about capitalism and ecological sustainability. #barzakh
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@aleenakashmiri
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4 months
Zero waste food policy. Potato skins
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@aleenakashmiri
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3 months
@Ibraheeeeem92 Shukarrrr bus azad na ho jaye shaitan
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
4 months
How many of you have seen a typewriter in real 🥺
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
4 months
Fruit literacy of my errand runner brother: Asked him to bring me cherries and he brought lychee asking me what is the difference! Forced him to eat them and mama is puking as if I have given him something haram.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
All unmarried people facing family today, don't forget to take anti depressants, anti pyretic, NSAIDs, multivitamins and dextromethorphan. Thank me later. Eid Mubarak.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
4 months
What is the purpose of my life? Other than suffering...
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
7 months
Same...
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Cried so much and made this afterwards!!! Im so depressively cool!!
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
Please twitter keep your fruit chaat ideas to yourself. Someone sent us a chaat which had chanay, dahi, phulki, aloo, piyaz, saib and kailay. 🙂 Shayad unho ny wo lehsan adrak in fruit wali post nahi dekhi thi.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
8 months
So I bought a lighter today from a cigarette store and the shopkeeper asked: "choolha jalanay wala"? Do you light stove with it? I did not want it to light a cigarette but what if i do? Why is there women belong to the kitchen mentality and smoking is permissible for men only?
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
I found a book today ڈیوڑھی and realized we don't have a generation anymore to speak such words. It could be that we don't have an actual one because of modernised housings. I was just so nostalgic to read/heard this word after so long.
@you_zee_me
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6 months
@aleenakashmiri then yours is more urbanised Punjabi 😊
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@aleenakashmiri
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2 months
The best so far... #Academia
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
Do they preach such ideas in medical schools, specifically?
@Sajina001
A girl with a steth🩺
5 months
Because the population of women is more than men and the first wife doesn't allow men to marry another needy, orphan, divorced or widow to support, for having Allah's rewards. And if she allows afterwards she makes the life of a second wife and her own husband like hell by
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@aleenakashmiri
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4 months
سچ آکھاں تے مارن سوٹے مگروں دیندے فتوی لا اللہ میاں تھلے آ اپنی دنیا ویہندا جا
@Arshadyousafzay
Arshad Yousafzai
4 months
The mother of the person who was burned alive over blasphemy allegations says she and her family have disowned her son [to protect her other children].
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@aleenakashmiri
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2 months
Darzi called and requested for few thousands because he has to pay his electricity bill. 🥲
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
1 month
آئی آئی عورت آئی
@rathor7_
narsa.
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"Beta bachao" from now on
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@aleenakashmiri
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5 months
TL is full of smokers, how did you answer your parents when caught smoking for the first time? Asking for a friend obv!
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@aleenakashmiri
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3 months
Kinda escaped from getting lynched 😭 zuban katwa dun kya ab?
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
4 months
💯 Some ex-Muslims leave religion not from intellectual inquiry, but to avoid its practices. They pose as humanists just to fit in. True humanism stems from genuine principles, not convenience. Fake alerts!
@stancadite_
Nefertiti cuz hoes mad.
4 months
I didnt realize I'd be ashamed to call myself an ex muslim because of the behavior of other ex muslims aka zunts. These people are so thirsty for that white validation that they would forget their humanity. Leonchods.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
2 years
Spending some 10 good hours at university had me turned so numb that I did not know there was rainbow. Everywhere people are telling that weather was good today and there was a rainbow which everybody captured. At times normal people are busy to see whats happening around.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
I am giving this list to ammi 😄 so she can never find one and I will be at peace. 💡
@damaskesque
Scarlett 🍉
5 months
Must haves: - Najeeb-ut-tareefain Syed - Hafiz-e-Quran - God fearing & religious - Never skipped a prayer - Never smoked - No TV, movies or music - Sharam-o-haya ka pekar - Maan Baap ka farmanbardaar - Does not leave home unless necessary - Virgin - Never spoke to namehram girls
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@aleenakashmiri
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5 months
😭
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@aleenakashmiri
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6 months
Look at the coincidence 😄 I swear it wasn't intentional, I just looked at it and laughed.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
8 days
Gulshan main kuch bahar k imkan huey to hain
@JAMunghani
J A MUNGHANI
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سندھ جاگ رہا ہے
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@aleenakashmiri
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1 month
Fact check: it is Abrahamic tradition not Muhammaden. But this could also be a thing 😄
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
Patriarchy rejects older women due to outdated stereotypes about libido and aging (aging women have no desires). Women in their late 30s and beyond peak with their hormones. Whereas, men have all the DYSFUNCTIONALITIES. Stop making man the center and life will be easy.
@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
Age shaming is as problematic as body shaming, specially for women. Society starts blaming girls for not getting married at a certain age. No one calls out pedophilia where a 40+ man is shamelessly marrying an 18-20 years old girl. How long will it take to fix this society?
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
3 months
Some guidance on degree verification from HEC?
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
@97Alpha_ The reason they want a younger girl is that she can be manipulated and can be controlled easily. People are realistic enough not to dig gold when they know you don't have any.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
2 months
I want to meet people who live and don't just survive, and see how God's favourite children look like.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
Ye to haal hai Mashallah murder after rape ka reason find krna zaroori hai in k liye. Next he is almost justifying it with honour 😅 I am so helpless with these men.
@AtifNationalist
Atif Hassan Khan
6 months
@ibadatnisar @Aadiiroy2 But what was the reason?
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
4 months
Ya Allah minu chuk k America ya Europe sut day 🤲🏾 I don't want to hurt feelings of your devout followers by uttering something blasphemous. 😔
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
Astaghfirullah what I just saw in the kitchen. I bet they aren't taking it neat because Mufti Qawwi... iykyk.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
4 months
One of the experiences I can flex about 🥺
@stariq88
Saman Tariq
4 months
I want to listen to Abida Parveen live, once in my life.
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@aleenakashmiri
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6 months
@superkhadijaman Ever heard of auditory hallucinations?
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
2 months
Been a week my X doesn't work properly. How do you people use it?
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
2 years
@usttra @arzhung one of the darkest side of sub-continental religio-sexual literature. Jab k doosri qaum 'kama-sutra' likh rahi thi ye bahisti zewar main ghussay huey thay
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
4 months
I don't know my pain threshold because no one believes me when I say tattoos or injections don't hurt at all. Thora dard to hua hoga? Me: No Bilkul bhi? Me: to end the convo, han bus 1 on the scale of 10. Existence is more painful 💔
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
4 months
Dear ex-Muslims who can't stop talking about Islam: If you were truly atheists, you wouldn't spend so much time on it. True atheism means moving on, not obsessing over what you left behind. Move on people! Make your life easy!
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
1 month
لاہور میں سپتہ پرنی کی الائچی والی خوشبو بکھیرنے کے دن آئیں تو سردی کی نوید ہوتی ہے۔ فی الوقت خزاں کے زرد پتوں پر ہی گزارا کرنا چاہیے۔ ایسے موسمیاتی تغیرات بحر حال طبیعت کیلئے ناساز ہی ہوتے ہیں۔
@aleenakashmiri
Alina
1 year
Guess Lahore has officially entered winter season, with strong smell of Alstonia Scholaris (Devil's Tree or Blackboard tree), in the air. If my olfaction isn't dramatically sensitive. Yes, the same cardamom fragrance around us.
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@aleenakashmiri
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6 months
Can't resist the allure of African Literature! #TheLastWord
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
1 month
Jokes at the expense of women, especially those trivializing rape, are not just insensitive, they're dangerous. Humor should uplift, not perpetuate harm. If you can't be sensitive to an issue, don't joke it out. It's time men understand that some things are not a laughing matter.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
2 years
Today I learnt from a student that "shadi" (which is urdu for marriage) is Hazrvi-Pashto for Monkey. Does it make sense now? 😛
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
3 months
Masjid ko molviyon nay kothay samajh liya hai? These revitalists are pimps!
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@aleenakashmiri
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4 months
Someone asked me that what one should see in a partner or how to see a long term bond. I so wanted to say "SWOT analysis kar lo behen."
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
7 months
A neighbour requested to send him Hummus more often. When will my family appreciate the cooking skills I have? 😭 Just because our palate doesn't validate same taste?
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@aleenakashmiri
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2 months
I just came back from a renowned doctor who has written 'corona say bachnay ki dua' outside his room. Upon asking him: what does he believe as a doctor that is it the right way? He said obviously (where he himself has lost his wife to covid). 1/2
@nofkssgiven
Sam
2 months
I wish I was religious so that I could pray to get rid of my skin condition, koi to umeed hoti...
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@aleenakashmiri
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7 months
اگلا آرمی چیف بھی شاید محسن نقوی ہو۔
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@aleenakashmiri
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4 months
Alt account bnanay ki ashad zaroorat hai
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
10 gunahgar auraton k baad paish e khidmat hai. Girls please find out what you are!
@FearlessWolfess
Shani
5 months
اس قوم کی دانش مندی اور شعور کو کیسے شکست دو گے جس کے سپوت ،  عورت کے سونے کی پوزیشن سے اس کی پہچان کر لیتے ہیں ۔۔ نوٹ : عورت اس قوم کے ہواس پر سوار ہے ۔ مطلب اب عورت سوئے بھی نہ ۔ 🙄 اگر کوئی مردوں کے حوالے سے ایسی پوسٹ آپ کی نظر سے گزرے جس میں مردوں کے سونے کے انداز
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
3 months
Getting sweets from Shiite friend 😊
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
1 month
Tmam corporate slaves ki baduaon k sath meri slavery bhi shuru ho rahi hai. Back to university 😭
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
3 months
In few hours TL is shifting into HOTD memes but don't forget to find Taghoot in it.
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@aleenakashmiri
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3 months
Shurfa ka kya kaam raat 12 bajay khatoon k ghar jayen? 😊
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
Desi parents: the modern-day Zeus, expertly splitting soulmates since forever. 🙊
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@aleenakashmiri
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4 months
She wrote it with her enervated hands 🥺
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
2 years
@HamzaAzhrSalam @Malala Zero narration on the fellow girls who were with her? Her rescue somewhat promote Western supremacy once again that they are saviours? Why doesn't she come back and serve her nation in true sense instead of enjoying the perks.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
3 months
Some 8 people had to watch UmroAyyar because I wanted to watch it and none of them liked it. Now the guilt 😭
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@aleenakashmiri
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6 months
Either a celibate in jannat or a lascivious AURAT in jahanum. Imagine women in jannat witholding sexual privileges from men like Spartan women did in Peloponnesian War 🤭
@FearlessWolfess
Shani
6 months
مولوی کے مطابق ایک سے زیادہ مرد کی خواہش رکھنے والی عورت گٹھیا ہے اور ایسی عورت کبھی جنت میں نہیں جاسکتی اور عورت جنت میں بھی ایک سے زیادہ مرد کی خواہش نہیں کرسکتی جبکہ چار عورتوں کے ساتھ ڈنگ ڈانگ کرنے والا مرد شریف ہے اور جنت میں بھی ستر حوروں کیساتھ ڈنگ ڈانگ کریگا۔
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
7 months
Just watched 'Murder Mubarak' and once again, I'm amazed by the sharpness of Indian production! Pakistan's entertainment industry will take decades to evolve and has a long way to go; to showcase diverse themes like kleptomania.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
It's time we praise Laapata Ladies and leave Heeramandi. It has had enough attention.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
2 years
2023 going good so far.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
1 year
For the very first time I am hearing kachnar can be cooked in ALOO. such a disrespect to kachnar 😭
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
2 months
Oomf made me experienced visiting Auriga for the first time and treated with mutton naan from Khan Baba 😌
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
ضروری اعلان سماعت فرمائیں! My dearest people! Bakely is back in K block Model town 😭😭😭😭😭
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
Ok I have an idea 💡 If girls find jahanumi husband; they might not have to tolerate him in jannat unless, Tariq Masood and such molvis give them a ticket to enter it.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
1 month
Cosmetic-driven insecurities undermine our power to embrace natural beauty. True empowerment begins when we reject unrealistic standards and celebrate ourselves just as we are.
@_BlackZA
Dr Chauke 📝
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Ladies yall are now welding your faces 😂😂😭😭
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
6 months
CSS aspirants kya karein gay becharay? Essay, current affairs, pol science and IR, they are doomed! #Iran
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Alina
4 months
I made mutton rosh and my family is happy for I didn't make any weird dish. 🙂
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
Those criticising poetry in #HeeraMandiOnNetflix have you come across Tehzeeb Hafi? Eday tussi Mirza ghalib day rishtedar...
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
3 months
I have a meltdown every time I pass by FCCU 🥲
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
Ye photography he lay k doobay gi meri cooking skills. The salsa I managed to chop with a knife because I couldn't find a Mortar and pestle. Since doritos are haram (I am ghareeb to buy them actually) so i made these chips with white flour.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
3 months
The ability to give birth doesn't qualify you for parenting 😐
@Strictlyirene
irene🌻
3 months
What’s your unpopular opinion about PARENTING that will have you like this.
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
3 months
I am too annoyed of (if not illiterate with) these torrents that I prefer wasting money on subscriptions.
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Alina
4 months
@Choocha_110 @SushiReggie Choocha will get a heart attack
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@aleenakashmiri
Alina
5 months
Shukar hai kabhi CSS pay waqt zaya nahi kiya.
@azeemramayy
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Congratulations to all the new officers. #CSS
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