Albino Jiginosis
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Expert improviser. Street polymath. Animal retweeter. Legendary troll. Ardent atheist. I'm just here to witness Elon's hubris kill the platform in real time.
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"Why are you lying to yourself? Who are you trying to impress? You know damn well that you're gonna do the same shit as last year."
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Jada Pinkett-Smith is quite literally the textbook example of who to not look for in a life partner.
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Bernie Sanders is basically the only politician who's ever run for president who has ever said anything about this.
The top 10% of farms currently get 77% of all subsidies.
The time is long overdue for the U.S. government to stand with and protect rural America.
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Throughout all of WWE's history, nobody has anything bad to say about Shane McMahon as a person.
Sure, some of his creative ideas may have been goofy at times but he's universally loved by everyone who's ever worked there.
Considering who his parents are, that's a miracle.
The Shane McMahon segment is powerful.
Showing that all Shane ever wanted was his father's approval or just a simple pat on the back.
He was willing to do anything, even risk himself, just to make Vince proud.
(Mr.McMahon: The Documentary)
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@MattZeitlin
I did this twice without stopping for anything except gas/food or consuming any caffeine both ways.
On the first leg I also had to wait an extra 8 hours to book a motel in SLC, also without any caffeine.
I'm just built different lmao
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@BigDamages
The joke's on you I accomplished all that shit without a pandemic...
...wait a minute. FUCK.
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@GuyDealership
At some point car manufacturers are gonna have to make cheaper vehicles again because rising costs relative to income gains will completely price out an entire class of consumers from being bled dry by new car financing.
Suburbanites are ruining the car market for us!
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How in the fuck did one of the judges have the fight 3-1 Covington going into the 5th round? Rogan is right, fire all the judges and start from scratch!
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@Riddlesmk
Nia does the big reveal, saves his corny ass, professes her love to him, only to get friend-zoned within a span of 2 minutes.
Forever doomed to side-chick status.
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Frieren having such an incredible dub is honestly a goddamn miracle. It's honestly one of the greatest dubs of all time.
Rewatching Frieren anime in dub was a great choice
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This shit always fascinates me as a casual white observer.
Unfortunately I can't say anything because I'll get canceled over it, but the origin of all this vitriol is surprisingly close to home if you catch my drift.
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@Merrydawg
One of the kids at my school's father machined a custom, pure tungsten (heavy AF) Beyblade core and tungsten carbide attachments which led to him getting suspended because it would literally create shrapnel upon hitting an opposing Beyblade.
They were swiftly banned afterward.
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@BPD1776
Most selfish generation in recent history and it's not even close.
Rode the greatest economy the Western world had ever seen and left future generations with absolutely nothing.
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Me learning that Hisense isn't using ADS Pro panels on their U8N series of TVs that I was planning on buying this year:
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Mew was originally added to Gen 1 as an insider joke amongst Game Freak staff despite being told by management to not fuck with the game's code so close to launch. Once GF removed the debug menu and added Mew they literally ran out of space on the game cart for any new content.
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@FatsPostingLs
It's not the fact that she works at an abortion clinic or that she's built like an oil drum, the major deal breaker is that she's a Cleveland Browns fan.
No self-respecting person would be a Browns fan and it clearly shows.
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@tourneylocator
Yo dawg, you ever heard of paragraphs? It would really help you state your case if my eyes didn't glaze over a wall of text and I just default to the comments.
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Just wait until you find out that the Toby Fox song in Pokemon Sword/Shield is heavily sampled from an MPreg Homestuck song "The Baby is You" and you'll realize just how deep it goes.
There is a profound creepiness to Undertale and Deltarune. You can definitely see the machinations of degeneracy bubbling beneath the surface by looking at the creator and hardcore fans-
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With Chyna dead, can we talk about how Triple H cheated on her with Stephanie McMahon and then railroaded her outta the company?
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@GamersNexus
Next in the pipeline of insurmountable odds, you'll have a Windows Update that actually works as intended with no built in settings flips!
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@UpdatingOnRome
And despite all that, he was still one of the best emperors that Rome ever had.
History really is stranger than fiction sometimes. No writer could create a story so profoundly bizarre.
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@tantalnight
Sena's ascension quest is actually perfect because Shania represents what she would have become if she didn't receive support and encouragement to overcome her crippling self-doubt and low self-esteem.
When you see Shania as Sena and Ghondor as Mio, it all makes sense.
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@aewbotches
With how many potatoes Jelly was throwing throughout the match I sure as fuck hope Page made that Buckshot Lariat extra stiff.
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@Dieudonnem55
The answer is quite simple:
When you have entire generations of struggling single mothers either covertly or OVERTLY hating their sons because they're a reminder of THEIR choice of father, can the men really be blamed in avoiding thosr who share the behaviors of their mothers?
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@CSS_Kief
Before anyone goes crazy here, keep in mind all this shit costs a lot of money and requires a lot of space.
Very few locals have the benefit of having a 2.4 billion dollar endowment university providing free, rapid testing for anyone on campus as well as ample space.
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Rachel Dolezal having an OnlyFans was something I did not want or need to learn existed.
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@dyingscribe
This is a regular ass single family upper-middle class house that can be found in 100+ quantities each in subdivisions all over the Midwest and Southeast.
They got built in vast quantities all throughout the 90s-10s when interest rates were 3% and lending standards didn't exist.
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@PandaGlobal
The MAYLAY community will still find a way to be utterly pissed and find stupid shit to be mad about with this controller mark my words.
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This Alex Jones news is the greatest thing to happen this year. Either he loses his kids or he admits that he's lied to his loyal fanbase.
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Captain Zack was 17 when he destroyed the Smash Ultimate community.
Miley was SIXTEEN when she released The Climb.
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One of my secret desires has always been to buy an old church and convert it into housing.
Very wide floors that can be (fairly) easy to convert into duplexes or triplexes.
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You know... maybe Gimr having a near monopoly on Smash VoDs and streaming is a really bad idea and creates an environment for him to do shit like this for cheap clicks, right?
There's been a lot of shady happenings involving him over the years... it's kind of a trend.
Ok fine I’ll just spill the beans of why I’m so upset. Gimr tried to make me and Aklo fake beef for your entertainment and was very persistent and kept trying to push it knowing what was going on with my dog. Didint know or bother to ask that me and Aklo hugged it out @ big house
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@b0gg1ng_lizard
@iso5001_
Live by reflector, die by reflector. Sakurai himself said that Kazuya needed everything he has, including this interaction deleting him in a whole 2 frames.
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@NoGoodCitizen
Zangief was SO BAD in this version while Urine was easily top 3 which makes it even funnier.
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@Bota_64
@OnThisDayGaming
Respect Your Elders is what started the whole feud and "My B" was Chillindude's famous last words bruh
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@Baconlord_FGC
I'm an NRS hater and I can acknowledge how great Grundy's design is.
Has tools that build "grappler fear" that are solid but not overbearing and gets a solid cash out on the grab but not too much.
Threatening but has clearly defined flaws, as all grapplers should have.
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@TylerMcGuirk_
Pity Blade group 1 just being broken and non-functional is hilarious because it's SUPPOSED to be the one with the highest KOS-MOS roll chance, but in reality has the lowest.
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Snorlax really is the greatest Gen 1 Pokemon and you cannot tell me otherwise.
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Bret Hart's pure hatred of Bill Goldberg is the kind of lifetime hater energy that everyone should have in their lives.
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@prycethegoat
I got some:
1) Poor socialization skills from their adolescent years to high school.
2) Terminally online to cope with the lack of a proper social life.
3) A niche subculture that is fueled by hentai and persecution complexes.
4) Personal gender identity confusion in some.
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@urbanxaccel
@Greg_Lindsay
Taxes pay for roads, just like other commons. What kinda fuckshit is this?
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I found my best friend while volunteering at PAWS Chicago when I was hopelessly lost in life with nothing going for myself. Adopt a shelter pet, it will change your life; much like it did mine.
#NationalAdoptAShelterPetDay
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@Ciri_VT
A lot of people would be surprised at how many VTubers don't even bother securing copyrights on their avatars/characters.
Hopefully you can show them how important it really is.
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@ghost_motley
12VHPWR is a shit standard that we're gonna be stuck with for decades because Nvidia would rather have cables melt on their halo products than admit that they were wrong for pushing it so hard.
DerBauer dropped a great video today on why 12VHPWR is such a a bad standard.
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@BestUnkleDan
@EVO
Context: DEFCON, by far the most prestigious hacker convention, is going on in Las Vegas.
The attendees are known to bug ATMs to scrape cards, hack the venue WiFi, steal NFC cell phone payment accounts, and hold actual competitions to compromise attendee devices in real time.
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When I was at Best Buy the other day just killing time, the ADS Pro panel on the 75” Hisense U8K actually kind of impressed me.
IPS type panels really have improved an awful lot since the days of my LG SK9500 which is finally starting to show its age. That gets left with mom lol
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@WillQuintanaNW
Tony Hawk Underground gave us one of the greatest villains in all of fiction in Eric Sparrow and I will die on that hill
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The dense, romantically clueless MC is the most relatable protagonist of all time because most women are petrified of being the first mover.
I am never gonna call a dense anime harem guy "unrealistic" because when I was first getting to know my husband he didn't notice I was into him when I:
- Booked an interstate flight just so we could hang out
- Went to the beach with him
- Bent down and showed him my cleavage
😭
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I don't see why everyone is dunking on Faze Virus. He's a practicing wahhabi Muslim who lives in Saudi Arabia... where the Qur'an is interpreted quite literally for all legal disputes.
It's also highly illegal to even endorse support for LGBTQIA+ people, so what do you want?
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@Elaquent
@SuperbEric
If you were actually good at the game and really wanted to piss off your friends in multiplayer you would simply pick Rodney Mullen and manual/grind for the entire game in one combo to stack the point multiplier.
The only thing that they could do is collide with you to stop it.
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One of my old homeboys is into black girls and holy shit he was a soul collector back in the day.
The girls into anime and weeb shit especially threw themselves at him. He unknowingly ran through an entire friend group of ratchets once and ruined the friend group forever lmaoooo
When it comes to getting bums there's few who can beat white guys who are into black girls. GTI gents can barely compete
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I like
@RLewisReports
. All he's done is try to steer the FGC from a buncha nerds hosting video game tournaments in B-rate hotels towards legitimacy because the FGC story itself is compelling and highly marketable.
It's almost as if the FGC inclusive manta is secretly exclusive.
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@JohnLegere
@COAttnyGeneral
@TheJusticeDept
I love the idea of higher prices and less consumer choice. Let's keep selling the big lie of less market players = lower prices!
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Social media has allowed predators to self-snitch without them even knowing it.
I hope this fucker gets doxxed and loses his teaching license.
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@Technicals_
He lives for validation and confirmation bias. He immediately threw his "good friend" under the bus as soon as he could, DESPERATE for those dopamine highs that come from retweets and supporting comments.
He's low-key one of the worst clout chasers and deserves no respect.
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@LupintheI
Shout-out to the A770 16GB absolutely crushing its target competition with a resounding 5.8FPS.
That's over 400% better!
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If there's a measurable improvement between the Hisense U8K and the upcoming U8N, I honestly think I'll buy one if the 75" still comes with an ADS Pro panel.
I'd like to actually experience sunlight, so if I can have 85% of the OLED experience for a third of the money...
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@TheOnBlastShow
All that NRS money and the fame/adulation of being a combination of every marginalized minority rolled into one that "made it" went to SonicFox's head.
SonicFox has been Hollywood for years and has an army of degenerate rainbow furry Twitter gassing "them" up at all times.
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@Parappa_GANG
I think he's finally realized that he literally has no marketable skills outside being good at pushing buttons in video games and is having an existential crisis about it.
This reeks of desperation and is an abject refusal to hold himself accountable for his lot in life now.
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Russia can be bad AND American media conglomerates can be evil.
Both statements are true and not mutually exclusive.
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This shit RIGHT HERE is exactly why you will lose in your striking efforts and the corporations will win.
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@KodakBlack1k
First Bow Wow's private jet, then Soulja Boi's $100 bills, and now Kodak Black's hard liquor.
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Damn, they're really soft launching Prince William's mistress in preparation for Kate Middleton's impending divorce.
British Royal Family is GRIMEY LMAO
Lady Rose Hanbury: Who is the Marchioness of Cholmondeley?
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#KaneBlueRiverTheTypeOfNigga
who gets flown out international to a tournament last minute and doesn't complete due to being "tired"
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I DO NOT have the time for this petty and childish bullshit. I JUST got my dog back from having her leg amputated after a horrific accident and I gotta deal with this?
Proof:
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A lot of Strive players are a whole ass untapped market of lolcows.
I've never seen such a dramatic shift in community culture between two different games quite like Xrd Rev2 and Strive.
Official Statement on the banning of Umisho from all Railfire Legion events.
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I think it's important to understand that just because you can get along and be pleasant with someone in public, it doesn't mean that you are obligated to respect them as a person.
Life is a delicate balance of managing these kinds of relationships and interactions.
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All the Hogwarts Legacy rage is hilarious and incredibly sad.
Yeah JK Rowling is a TERF and is filthy rich, I get it. However, why are you taking your vitriol out on the devs just trying to make a paycheck?
They didn't get to choose what project their studio execs picked up.
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They made an effects background in Tetris Effect called 1989 where it's literally the original GameBoy Tetris with the olive green aesthetic and music. This game is too good.
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