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To pursue anything is to risk failure.

Toronto, Ontario
Joined February 2020
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8 months
@onthewayjay So 60 year olds can’t have crushes?.
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6 months
@EPM106 Would this reveal be better or worse if it was kept a secret until the movie.
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8 months
@sophxthompson Dictators in Cars Getting Lattes.
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1 year
@historyinmemes She didn’t leave him because he thought he was napoleon. She left him because he WAS napoleon.
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8 months
@portalsparfums @elonmusk turn auto scroll off!.
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2 years
@profgalloway Parag will have $42m for the foreseeable future then less. Elon will take that $33b loss and turn it into $300b.
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1 year
@HowThingsWork_ I wanna see what it looks like when you take it out.
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2 months
@femaleballer98 Using hinge as a man feels like being listed on a clearance isle at target.
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6 months
@sreekyshooter im telling u Europe charges you for bathroom access.
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7 months
@biscuitman001 i was x man with those pencils.
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1 year
@jbromovies He deserved at least one!!.
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6 months
@generativist They should make one that’s coated in melatonin so it also puts you to sleep.
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2 months
@JustBeTweeting call me Shameik the way these bitches don’t want Moore of me.
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2 years
@KenPlaysGames @neiltyson @elonmusk Please do some more research.
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1 year
@NebsGoodTakes I mean she just witnessed a lot of death Imma let it slide.
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1 year
@Timcast She still looks great dude.
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1 year
@brndxix This content reminds me of Elsa vs Spider-Man garbage on YouTube.
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1 year
@image_origins Yes but it’s always hurt Netflix. Plus fk bro I wanna discuss with the homies weekly yo.
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8 months
@DiscussingFilm The movie’s so freaking good, I wish it has legs and stays in theatres enough to make a decent profit. I want more movies like it.
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1 year
@Bornakang Bro, that's a slippery slope right there 😭.
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7 months
@northstardoll either you reveal too much or you go quiet there is no in between.
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3 months
@another_ted_2 Pretty sure everyone as a kid watched shark boy.
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8 months
@historyinmemes Because trump is actually likeable.
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1 year
@historyinmemes You fall asleep every night without knowing if you’ll wake up or not.
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11 months
@Mrwhosetheboss the engagement bait posts under the original post has ruined X. I want relevant content not viral videos ☹️.
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1 year
@ConfusingImages Yo they got luffy fighting over there.
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3 months
@xeviuniverse Wasted 2 minutes - shit was so obvious.
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1 year
@burritoprophet Yes, yes she does.
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6 months
@0xgaut they should have a camera man olympics.
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7 months
@MKBHD Smartphone reviewers reviewing cars is one of the weirdest trends of the last few years tbh.
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7 months
@cilliarn they should be in a movie together.
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5 months
@danishacarterr Men’s mental health never mattered.
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1 year
@faiththegemini Girl, don’t even trip. It might look like he’s living his best life, but you’re on a whole new level. You’re coming out of this stronger and wiser, and that’s something to be proud of. Keep shining and doing you, because the best revenge is your own success. Let him have his.
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8 months
@heyheedie No way that’s a real subscription service I refuse to believe it no way.
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1 year
@Bornakang Can you maybe not do a line before coming?.
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6 months
@PaulSkallas running is so Catholic.
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1 year
@image_origins I remember going there as a kid. Such wild and fun times. Ofc so many guys just had their dick out. But I met this sweet girl on there who shared her Tumblr with me and I thought imma marry her. She was a state over so on a Saturday morning, I drove 5 hours to a place we agreed.
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1 year
@image_origins And a bed time! My man has his priorities straight.
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4 years
@intocryptoverse How about a Tesla and you'll never pay for gas. But I hear you like eth so idk.
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7 months
@BerrieBombz a billion twice, ya not happening anytime soon.
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8 months
@ThePopTingz - Only Female artist with 4 DIAMONDS CERTIFIED SONGS (8 eligible) .- Only Female artist with 6 #1 hits from one album .- Only female artist with most watched video on youtube (4B+ Views).
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@daenerysunnie Why he look AI.
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1 year
@bendergirlfrend Ha idiot.
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1 year
@EndWokeness This poor girl is never gonna be able to forget. This happened 3 years ago and it keeps resurfacing 😔.
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3 months
@CursedVideos Respect for putting himself out there.
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8 months
@leolaughhhhhh I’ve always liked gay porn.
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5 months
@litteralyme0 HELLO KITTY IS A RED FLAG RUN!!!!.
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1 year
@HumansNoContext A quick, discreet pee in your pants can be a small price to pay for keeping that lucky momentum going. It’s not just about comfort, it’s about seizing the moment!!!!.
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8 months
@CoreyAtad Just cause he’s got a good box career doesn’t mean Chris deserves it. He was out of line but everyone’s moved passed it.
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1 year
@ayofromthedead Right but it works and they’re uber successful.
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@HershiiLiqCour I know how to break it. It’s weakness from the inside.
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1 year
@weirddalle I passed the hump, 26 no longer “early”.
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8 months
@shortafrikan Bro, I was just so refreshing to see a story in which I actually generally cared about the main characters rather than just being like oh it’s mine let’s CGI monster mashing.
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8 months
@DEADLINE Just cause it's June, y'all think you can lie?.
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1 year
@VivekGRamaswamy Affirmative action in engineering and medicine brings valuable diversity and doesn't lower standards, unlike in sports where success is mainly physical.
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6 months
@goosekylo @sreekyshooter using the bathroom should be a human right! I cannot believe they charged me!.
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2 years
@AOC Tesla employees don't want to unionize!.
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8 months
@FilmUpdates I don't even want it. .
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@probablyalissa No way this is real.
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@tesla_na Is this April fools?.
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@sxyfzu my entire undergrad.
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8 months
@Stella_Assange Can’t believe we have to track flights in case anything goes wrong.
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@backendoc Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop.
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1 year
@gtbsesh I love his energy.
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1 year
@image_origins They got rid of dislikes, so idk if the video I’m watching is actually helpful or if chest compressions require a blanket and thermos.
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1 year
@anyafilmed Yet she’ll binge watch a crime series for 8 hours without pause.
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8 months
@CinemaTweets1 Only good season sigh.
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@DuckySwiss Bro I enjoyed this movie wdymmm.
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8 months
@brndxix This the shit girls eat up. Trust I got 3 sisters and all of em can’t get enough of this.
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@TomZohar wow, this is incredible! i love her voice and she’s still a queen.
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8 months
@tolstoybb Just imagining each of em watching Dune 2 and suddenly realizing the house sigils and clothing in the movie are way cooler than anything in real life. So, they all decide to rock styles this year.
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6 months
@SigmaActivity what would i talk to women about if not lust.
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9 months
@SmallPutrk No that's probably Queen's Gambit.
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7 months
@IterIntellectus so the solution to most ailments is eat less.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Not this, this is normalizing paranoia. She probably doesn’t have any stable relationships.
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2 years
@SpaceX @Space_Station Wow, that's an impressive day for SpaceX! Keep up the great work and congratulations on all of your recent successes.
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11 months
@DiscussingFilm People make magical things under pressure. Chanelle is still young and has an incredible career ahead of him.
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1 year
@nyrasinterlude Upgrading a situationship harder than getting full time stg.
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@hellondascale7 Lmao what u gon do wit 61.
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2 years
@elonmusk It's only been 2 episodes. It's decent!.
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1 year
@kirawontmiss When a post has a banger community note, I like the post so that others see the note. Sometimes I fking hate the post but I like it anyway to “like” the note. Wish I could just like notes only.
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8 months
@jerryasleep How long was ur flight.
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@ChayaRaichik10 Ew u make it sound weird.
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4 years
@jack #ETH $ADA.
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8 months
@weirddalle Costco hot dogs are overrated but very cheap.
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@twaniimals she not gonna take nothing.
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@katysbldo wtf why is everything scripted.
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@Kulfei Anything above 5 and I’m a happy man.
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