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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Our islamiat teacher got expelled from the school because he used to text female students and ask if he looks good in clean shave or mustache 💀💀💀💀💀
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
I hate Yuri for stealing this man’s happiness and freedom. #StrangerThings4 #strangerthingsseason4
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Mama aur mein ❤️
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@ahmedbshahzad
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2 years
terminated* 😭😭😭😭😭
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@ahmedbshahzad
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8 months
just an opinion, i dont think that the boys who vape or smoke look cool in any way 🤷‍♂️
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Tum log like hi nae kerte zinda lashein ho qasm se
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Just got a dream where she messaged me 🔪🔪💀
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Unfollow tum log aise kerte ho jaise tum logon ke paise khaaye ho maine
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
I want someone to buy gajras for 😩
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Sleeping is the best way to escape reality ngl
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Me to Instagram after uninstalling and reinstalling the app two times and rebooting my device #instagramdown hai guys 😔
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Shuru shuru mein i was so fuckin dumb ke used to think that ‘istg’ is an abbreviation for instagram 😭😭😭
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
How did you finish Stranger Things 4 in one day? Me:
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
11 months
@hourIyhoroscope im the little star hehe
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Itna bhi nae tng kerta apnay chhote bhai ko mein
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
10 months
you glow differently when you learn to not give a fuck
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Wou jo tahajjud se bhi na aya, itna bura tha kya mere liye?
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
French Fries with mayo?
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Rona arha hai
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@ahmedbshahzad
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2 years
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
My 60 year old phuppa just posted this today on his story
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Finally learnt to whistle after years of my existence 😃
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Am I the only one jo zindagi mein aaj tak instagram pe live nae aaya?
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Parents spot fake friends aur bachay spot fake relatives 💯💯💯
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Guys pls bring her to my janaza
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
10 months
skin care day
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Lahore todayyyy
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Na light arhi hai aur na wou
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
I wish I could tell that one person the whole story of why I’m the way I am
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
10 months
kachi daari shave day
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
The crazy part about being an overthinker is that you’re right the whole time
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Favs? 😭
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Mama writing her name on my arm
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@ahmedbshahzad
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2 years
Man also used to say them to consider him their closest friend 💀
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
I’m sorry I wasn’t good enough for you. But trust me, I tried to be.
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Some people fall in love with the wrong people sometimes
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
I hate babies with grown-ass names, no I ain’t holding “Iftikhar” 😭
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
June lasted like fucking 3 years man idk
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
@iluvcaddo *confirm jannati plays in background*
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Eid ki excitement kahan mar gayi hai?
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Mango khaa khaa ker khud mango bn gya hoon 😔😔😔😔
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Me panicking because of instagram got down, then realised why should i care. Apun akela hai
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
No one: Samsung’s new phones with cameras everywhere:
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
11 months
“It is not the eyes that are blind, but the hearts” [22:46}
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Feeling jealous seeing other couples 🥹
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Ye bhi sahi hai 😔
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Need a partner jiske sath beth ker sara din stranger things dekhoon 😔
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Threshold se pehle tou Maula Jatt release hojayegi
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Kya apko 18 August walay din koi A* nazar arhe hain?
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Yar it’s so sad when you want someone you can talk to but you can’t because you know your friends are fed up of all your shit :(( and then we have to keep it to ourselves and our friends think we’ve moved on
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
I literally gave my urdu caie without any prep aur I hope A* ajaye cause “Urdu is easy” 😭😭😭
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
“Arrange marriages are so scary bro what if she is obsessed with bts?” Tou kya bro, bts se related her ek cheez laa ker rakh doon ga uske qadmon mein 💯💯😋
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Bhai tu tension na le, kuch theek nae hoga.
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Jo bhi ho lekin aaj eid walay din neend bari sexy aayi thi 💯💯💯💯
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
10 months
@lmaoayeshaa deen left the chat
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Falak tak chal sath mere
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
800 yayyy 🥺😩😩❤️
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Eid Mubarak to everyone except PDM Supporters
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Maths teacher entered the class on the first day and told us to take out the books and hurry up cause we’re already behind than the other sections 💀💀💀💀💀
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Result in 10 days
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Need a backup plan for the caies result
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Na pakistani rupee uper ja rha hai, aur na meri qismat
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Tera Har Andaz Acha Ha Siwaye Nazar Andaz Karny Kay.
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Baaje aise baja rhe jaise inke abbu ki baraat ho
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
It’s free to earn Jannah but costly to enter Hell
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
9 months
damn.
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Yaar ye jab dost bhi attention na dayn tou doob ke marne ka dil kerta hai :|
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Lahore today
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Vecna tjhe qabr mein keere kaatein saale
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
I swear to God I’m starting to hate all my friends
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Thak gya hoon vro her ek ko answer ker kerke 😔
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Chand se bichhra taara mein
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
She’s a 10 but she supports PMLN 😔
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Cerelac days >>> 😩
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
boht boriyat ho rhi hai
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
I wish i could stay in my dreams forever
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Wanted her to be mine, or to be in my life forever anyhow. Lost both.
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Was watching a series with siblings and a character on screen said “I just told them to had sex” and my 11 year old brother started laughing 😭
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
It’s just so sad when you wanna cry but can’t
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Sometimes it feels like my closest friends are the fakest people out there
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
It’s so sad when you just have to pretend like everything’s okay and you don’t feel a thing but the fact that it is ruining you is miserable.
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Need a partner jiske sath Thor dekhne jaon 😩😩😩
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
8 months
salaam guys
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Seeing her with your best friend
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Yaar ye ho kya raha hai mulk ke sath 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Humne tou gham ko bhi galay ka haar bana dia
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Maine apne hi hathon se gawaya hai tjhe
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Introduced mom to lofi songs and she’s obsessed
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Just completed a streak of 💯 with someone I literally don’t know 😀
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
@ the person who said they’ll never leave us but still did, fuck you
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Koi friendship day hi wish kerdeta hai 🥲🥲
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
4 more to go for 500 🤡🤡
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
The urge to imagine yourself in an edit or a music video everytime you listen to a song
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Why is it only us making efforts? One day you’re being called ‘bestie’ and there is no one like you close to them and the other day your messages are being ignored for hours and you are always the one starting a conversation. I don’t understand this- Isn’t this hypocrisy??
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Wanna k!ll all those people who ignore my texts for hours and post stories meanwhile
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Ek baar aazmaa ker tou dekho
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Itna message tou wou nae kerti mjhe jitna ufone kerleta hai recharge keliye
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
11 months
me and ̷w̷h̷o̷ her
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Shehbaz Sharif hum chhote bachay hain kya?
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@ahmedbshahzad
ahmed
2 years
Tum din ko kaho raat, hum raat kahayn ge.
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