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His blessings are new every morning|| Host #SmallTalk Spaces alongside @SisD Ølly || Night-nurse|| e-supplychain enthusiast || Sleepy girl|| Full time Student

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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
1 year
Yesterday as I was passing by somewhere I bumped into this beautiful can that got me excited. Anyway, before I tell you how it tastes, could you please click the link on my bio. It's an amazing blog, not written by me, but I'm happy to share. ❤️
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 months
Idk, I'm beautiful though
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
A graduate!!! Ladies and gentlemen!
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
I never thought I had it in me to be a teacher/instructor... always thought hiyo kazi ni ngumu. Today I was forced to do it by my other instructor (Si yule wa chuki😂) and I did well... my colleagues even told me I'm a great teacher. Sijui muanze kuniita mwalimu 😂😂
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
3 months
Had so much fun with you 🥰
@beth_kasinga
Beth Kasinga 🌴
3 months
Kwa lake tu na @ahkaal_
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
5 years
#slamafrica One great slammer. The three rounds have been full of love and fun.... Thank you #SlamAfrica @Elliepoet_
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Honestly, some people just want to see if they can have access to you; and for how long.
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
5 years
Good morning Kamene and Kibe 😂😂😂😂😂 Kamene si unaskianga wives are hectic!!! @KameneGoro @kibeandy @Kiss100kenya @xtiandela #KameneAndKibe
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 months
Happy new month. Stay Blessed
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Dear future personal person; I will take you out for dinner and after dinner we get a hotel room and I dinya you. 🤣🤣🤣 ~loves and Clowns 2022
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
6 months
I need to remember this always
@acebenji
Benji Newman
6 months
"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." Jeremiah 29:11
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Ahkaal
5 years
Yaani the only thing that psyches me up for the week is Kamene and wifey 😂😂😂 wacha tubuild the nation tu. @KameneGoro @kibeandy @xtiandela @Kiss100kenya #kameneandkibe
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Ahkaal
2 years
@MkenyaMzi Make memories money will come back 😂😂😂😂
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
5 months
Mnapungia hewa wapi?
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
4 months
Kenyans in Germany(Berlin) have said tomorrow they're warming up, a bigger one is coming. They will not believe #RejectFinanceBill2024 #FreeShad
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
3 years
Pickie Pickie ponkie sister edition. My home ❤
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
5 years
Ata kama challenges zako ni kibao, usikubali zikuleweshe 🔥🔥🙌 #slamafrica @anthemrepublic
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
6 months
I asked God last night for something I wasn't strong enough to fight on my own (something you'd consider silly even). God took care of it. The simple ways He manifests in my life 🙌🏽
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
3 months
Sometimes I forget that I deserve good things. Sometimes I forget what God showing up for me looks like. I pray that if I ever even for a minute forget his mercies, may he remind me who he is in my life.
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Ahkaal
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Kuna deal flani ikiivana tu hivi, will be the greatest testimony of my life. Yaaani hiyo siku I will shed tears nijaze jug mzima. I know God is on my side.
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Ahkaal
2 years
Ykw, some niggas have my heart.
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
5 years
This has been a good one!! @Elliepoet_ #SlamAfrica
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Ahkaal
4 months
Hahaa, ati if we reject the bill we won't have money for road projects? All those years and still no roads, so today is when they want to start? A government overtaxing it's taxpayers is a government against it's people. We want action. #REJECTFINANCEBILL2024
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Ahkaal
5 years
#slamafrica Small girl 💫💫
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
3 months
Thank you so much for gracing our final routine space. It was meant to be a short one but it was all worth the time. From @SisD0lly and I, we wish you greatness. Na mtumange za cabbage 😂
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Ahkaal
3 months
I tried to take a picture of a bee on the flower, but it buzzed away before I did. I love this picture though, so I'll post it hopping to brighten your spirits.
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
23 days
When God said, "don't worry, I'll make a way", He really meant it!
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
I see God working for and through the people around me. My time really is close 🤲🏾 I'm a happy soul. 🌻
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Huyu namwomba namba ananiambia I'm so direct... kwani huku nje mnaombaga aje namba? 💀💀
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 months
When the others are freezing but you have a big chest 😆
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Ahkaal
2 months
We don't call out Female pedophiles loud enough!!!
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Ahkaal
5 months
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Kigen Arap Mais
5 months
Quote this with a photo you took at sunset
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
5 years
Gooood morning my beautiful people @KameneGoro @AndrewKibe_KE @xtiandela Juja is in today as we build the nation.... Ilibidi nimeweka alarm leo niwache kumiss the 6 o'clock juice!! @KameneGoro @AndrewKibe_KE @xtiandela @Kiss100kenya #kameneandkibe
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Ahkaal
2 years
Uchumi mbaya but I'll spend my today's with you... Leo iko na guarantee! ~TukuKantu
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Ahkaal
5 years
#SlamAfrica @Elliepoet_ Dayuuuuum @Elliepoet I'm glad I attended this one.
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Ahkaal
5 years
Good morning Kamene and Kibe. Morning rituals before 7am CAT... How's your morning coming along. @KameneGoro @kibeandy @Kiss100kenya @xtiandela #KameneAndKibe
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Ahkaal
2 years
I think a double sided nose piercing is highly due.
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 months
Guys, tangu Bridgerton itokee, ndio nawatch leo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lemme tell you something, lemme tell you something, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!! 😭😭😂😂😂😂
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Ahkaal
1 month
Wanataka kunimalisa baby
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
9 days
Two choices in life.... fast success or slow success,idk much about the consequences, but as long as you live your life
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Ahkaal
4 years
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 months
Lakini sherehe za wazungu tu! 😂😂😂 heri ningenunua Gordon's nikunywe peke yangu lakini mtasema mimi ni mkunywi.
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Guys, the thought of me drinking alkoho makes me want to puke 😭😭😭😭 what's happening to me? 💀💀💀💀
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Me when I log on to twitter and don't find my favourite spacers spacing 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔 @Gugu_lethuz @kaMzilankatha_ @Kawy254 @TheePriest @BushidoBlackkkk @scophield_ @Ladybee0000 Where do you want me to collectmy therapist?? 😭😭😭
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
17 days
To my beautiful friend, the greatest and baddest cohost @SisD0lly ❤️ I celebrate you today. May God always guide you, bless you, and heal you. I'm not a woman of many words 😂 so I'll go back to bed now, but remember, I love and appreciate you.
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Healing really is challenging... the steps to creating clear boundaries are not easy because at some point is it just ego talks or is it actual personal betterness for lack of a better term. Anyway, social anxiety is a MF and I'm a future MILF so I guess bad timing???
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Ahkaal
3 months
Na watu wanapendana kwa train... maunbwa nyinyi
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Ahkaal
3 months
I think prayer is the highest form of love language. Pray for me, pray with me 🫡
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Hii thread literally had me on the floor. Sijacheka hivyo in a while 😂😂
@Psalm_ii
ComeGetPsalm 💀🔥
2 years
Jana sijalala bana Nyi wasee😂😭😭 THREAD! so two weeks ago nimetumia this guy my guy you guy my guy fare akuje huku kuna hustle flani achangamke atoke kwa mzazi😂Jamaa alifika Sato na Monday akachukuliwa kazi for a week Then this week Monday akakuja kujaribu kwenye nlikua...
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
5 years
@KwobahE @Reallme1 lesson 1,,, never buy food from the supermarket. Support mama mboga hapo nje, there products are always the best
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Ahkaal
2 years
One day I'll give my story 😭😭😭Awuoro
@MareyanneN
Mareyanne la seeker🇰🇪🇰🇪
2 years
Heartbreak will make you search"why he couldn't love me" on YouTube also Alexa play me he rejected me coz am poor song ...
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Ahkaal
5 years
I swear next time I'm late this is the excuse 😂😂😂😂
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🇰🇪Benny_Thee_Dave 🇰🇪
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Teacher :Why are you late? Me:heavy traffic Teacher :Is that my fault? Me: Did i blame you? The whole class:
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Ahkaal
2 years
@princecarterrr 😂😂😂😂 heri mimi nimeskiza reggae na proteje
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Ahkaal
2 years
@copiyo12 😂😂😂
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Ahkaal
23 days
Quick question, how do Germans flirt? 😂😂😂 other than eye contact
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Lakini leo naona chief is carrying us.
@ledamalekina
Sen. Ledama Olekina
2 years
I must think of a solution to save our people from selling their animals for 500/100 bob during this drought period. This I promise. I will find one - must now start thinking outside the box - must - am sure my network will assist!
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Ahkaal
2 years
I really miss the gym, bout time I got back!!
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
I remember this one time kiherehere ilinipelekanga kwa naighbour nikajiingiza willingly kwenye sesh 😂😂😂 if I tell you I got so high I thought I was about to be kidnapped 😂😂😂😂 anyway, y'all ever got high from kahawa? Ama nimepewa keki iko na kitu na nawekelea kahawa 😂😂😂
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Ahkaal
6 months
I genuinely get to experience some beautiful sunsets!
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
1 year
A therapist once said, 'You (start to) attract people who trigger your mother wounds' and guuurl, lemme tell you sum'n, it's true. You need to be careful with people you let in your space.
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
I've been looking at my social psychology class and boy!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@TundeTASH
‘Tunde Omotoye
2 years
The online course you signed up for won’t finish itself.
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Ahkaal
2 months
Hapa ni kama ntawatumia kama diary. Nilizima alarm nikarudi kwa kitanda 😭😭😭 mambo ya shule itanimaliza mimi mtoto mdogo!
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
4 years
If we die we die 😍😍😍😍
@lysandralaurel
Lolly🍭💦
4 years
Just another day to appreciate that my body is fire 😍🔥
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Very well said!
@edgarwabwire_
EDGAR 🇰🇪
2 years
When you master the act of contentment, people start thinking you have everything. Contentment should not cancel desire but it should cancel desperation. Good morning... We try again today!
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Ahkaal
2 years
I've always been a sucker for voices. Mandem just opens his mouth and I'm ready to give birth 😂😂😂😂 but yhooo! This one on top of having a sexy voice just did that thing where they throw their hair into a messy bun one touch! I'm about to risk it walahi!
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
OMGG!!! I choked on this and it wasnt even meeeeee 😭😭😭😭 This is why I'm gonna hide my nigga deeper than a blunt.
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I remember a bitch fcked my nigga n told me “THIS CANT BE THE DICK YOU GO CRAZY OVER” omggg I couldn’t fckn breathe in my house fckn pulling my hair out!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ahkaal
2 years
@Kawy254 @Gugu_lethuzz @therebelllingQ @GogoNgwekazi @uMrsMorale Thank you for being you and being the great versions of you that you are 🥂 in y'all I found friends and sisters... stay blessed stay loved, stay lovely and keep doing what makes you happy 🍌💀😂 ily ❤️❤️
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
1 year
Shoutout to you my friend @_munyaofelix
@urshntl
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1 year
"who hurt you?" me bro, i keep making bad decisions
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Ahkaal
2 years
The way everyone on my contact list is japaing eih!! 💀💀
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
I'm such an ass person 😂😂 jeez! Bring that arse here boy!
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Ahkaal
2 years
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Tipsy on a Monday night with a movie after a long day is definitely self-care... Maybe my love language 😂😂 who knows!!
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Ahkaal
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Small things excite me... like my Small Talk family.
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Ahkaal
14 days
Home sweet home.... honestly, today started out and almost ended as the pits, but I've had such amazing experiences in between. Let me go massage my legs.
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Ahkaal
2 years
@kaMzilankatha_ I love how @PRO_BLAC articulates his words with pauses, making sure we all listen. I staaann!! 🤲🏾
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
You know how we keep saying "that's some 🏳ppl s#!t?? I've thought of saying it especially this past few days 😂😂😂😂 theen I remembered I'm the intruder.
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
4 months
Mnataka mtukufu ajifute kazi? How can you tell him to fire those stealing around him 🤣🤣. Si yeye ndio chief jakuo.
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
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@Mfalme93328Mk @QuinnMyla @DonPapito22 @Kodeko_ @KiKs_KiKkiey @joe_leshan @_munyaofelix @SisD0lly Mtu hata anaezadhani anatrend, juu ya all the notifications 😂😂😂 unruly family
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Ahkaal
2 years
Ngl, some of these wababas are fine AF!! Nani anataka storytime? 😄😄
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Happy new year to us all, and mostly to my #jikingsessions family ❤️ y'all made my 2022 great, hopefully this one's better 🥂
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Wueeh, niko na kiu. It's about time I go back to my house
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Ahkaal
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
I should have stayed in my house. I have no business picking all this negative energy the universe is giving!! Fuuuuuuuck! 🗑
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Ahkaal
3 years
Nimechoka kumanifest 😂😂🙌
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
I miss @Gugu_lethuz , @kaMzilankatha_ , @Kawy254 , @Ladybee0000 and @pheonaBB Because these are the best elder sisters the universe accorded me.
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
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😂😂😂😂 mchezo wa taon
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
2 years
Money is thicker than blood.
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Ahkaal
2 years
Interesting tremor
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Ahkaal
2 months
Good morning blockers and blockees 😂😂😂😂
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Ahkaal
5 years
Facts 💯
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@ahkaal_
Ahkaal
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I stand by it
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They are pushing Waiguru down our throats, next it will be labeled it's "women empowerment" I do believe in women empowerment but Waiguru cannot be the face of it. She should be serving time in Langata
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Honestly, sijui mbona niliglitch jana 😂
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