Jana sijalala bana Nyi wasee😂😭😭
THREAD!
so two weeks ago nimetumia this guy my guy you guy my guy fare akuje huku kuna hustle flani achangamke atoke kwa mzazi😂Jamaa alifika Sato na Monday akachukuliwa kazi for a week Then this week Monday akakuja kujaribu kwenye nlikua...
LIFE NI BURE SURVIVAL NI LAZIMA!💀🔥
~Mathafvcking Munga
If you were not born into money na hauna connection huku itabidi umekua patient ukingoja ‘ipo siku’ the right way ama uamue mbaya mbaya bora mboka. Mimi kama ni shugli ya pesa niamshe ata usiku wa manane😂
I once invited my mom atembee Nrb, after kumtumia Fare akaanza kuniuliza ‘sasa ntakuja kukaa kwa nyumba yako kweli..’ hadi leo hajawaikuja na nlikua nimelipa AirBnB siku mbili. Nilitafta milayas nikapeleka huko alkua ananiuliza kwani ni vita, stress ni za nini sweetie😭😭😂Women!
Nairobi is too crowded and chaotic maahn.. Unatembea hivi kidogo ushashikwa na makanga unaingizwa gari za Kangemi kabla uwaambie hauendi huko ushabeba kunguni😭😭😂🚮
@amerix
Oya mkuu, can you use your influence to lead peaciful demonstrations against the inflation buana.. mujengo the whole day inanunua unga mbili pekee
Ghetto unapiga kona moja unapatana na vijana kama kumi wanaiva ngwai apo kwa njia unashindwa upite apo katikati yao ama urudi mbio😂😂😂😂 Nimewagotea wote, nikapiga moshi mbili tatu nikapita na naendelea kuTweet huku... Stereotyping is wrong!💀😭
My door is creaky at night so I decided to grease the hinges coincidentally my pal anatoka kwa plug akanipata apo ananiuliza “mbona leo ndio unatengeza mlango” akaongeza iyo kwa efidences😂😭😂😭😭akaniuliza Sam mbona uwa unasupport gayism huku, iyo ni ushetani bana..
My pal anashikanisha izo dots anasema nilimleta iyo job ndio nimtoe sadaka kwa my bosses akaanza kupigia watu wa familia yake akiwaambia atakufa leo wabaki salama na wajue ni mimi😭😭You guy my guy zilishuka ni kama nimemwagiwa maji..
..akaambiwa akuje next day, Tuesday akachukuliwa as casual hadi jana Friday. My pal anakuanga overthinker mbaya then anapenda kukiwasha on daily kama prescription ya 1x3 nikimwambia anaLower value ya weed that it should be recreational and scarce haskii shit...
...so kumbe all this time he's been analyzing me bana, you know how I'm not religious and I joke alot, gay jokes and everything. So jana nimekiwasha na yeye ju wikendi ndio iyo, zikalipuka😭😭Dude thinks I'm devilish and nataka kumtoa sadaka bana...
pal akatoa pesa kwa manguo zake anataka kutoka, he's now very shaking and sweating and looking so afraid and defeated😭😭nikamsho basi tuende tuongee na landlord hukua Muislamu kama yeye nikaambiwa “uyo mzee pia mko na yeye kwa genge jana nimempa Asalaim aleikum hakujibu bana😭”
😂😂The way I talk on TL ndio uwa namuongelesha na yee ni Tweep pia, anasema wueh ni kama me ni wa ile kanisa ya shaito! Alaf huko job wakaambiwa pesa itatoka kesho leo imechelewa msee akajoke ‘Hizo pesa ni kama lazma zitolewe sadaka leo ndio zitoke so lazma mtu akufe leo’
@kuwamocho_
My aunt uko coast alikua house girls kwa mzungu akikatiwa na kadere wa nissan sunny, mzunye alkua anaenda mayolo akirudi... its bn 25yrs hajawairudi. My aunt na ule driver wali move in sahii ata watoto wako high-school
ni tu 1.2M bill ya stima zilikatwa wakasema watakaa ivo😂
We're already both on the road inabidi tuende police station sasa huko ndio amekubali anaezasaidika ju every suggestion I give is taken for a Trap😂😂But I convinced him turudi tuondoe evidence ya illegals incase they escort us to our place😄 on the way back I realized should
bring God in the conversation to win hearts and oh jeez, kuswali iko na kujimwagiamwagia maji atlist zikashuka akaanza kuona Light in what I was saying tuka agree if he sees today he'll pack and leave😭but I couldn't trust his word and assumed the worst, he'd want to finish me
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF COAST🔥💀
Coastal housewives are law abiding they follow the rule of law ‘Dera bila tako ni kanzu tu’ na sisi ni wa ‘No ass no us’ so issa match.😁Mumama akishatayarisha watoto to school na mzee aende kazi by 8 na haendi mahali, akioga ni dera tu nothing under
@Josh001J
Has he tried weed, such banters are actually just funny if u think about them on a higher perspective.... Unakosaje comeback? Mwambie akiwa kwa jam unampita kaa unatembea😂😂😭
Some people have cool parents, my pal's mom came in while we were getting stoned and she casually said “Just make sure you don't rape me in here”😂😂😭😭😭Holy fuck, or am I missing her signals?
Riggy G and Wife walikataa kuvalishwa nguo na mtu mwengine ati wamlipe na wao wamejivalisha since... I think ata hiyo account yake ni yeye tu anarun ju sahii ndio anaCongratulate Ruto, No admin would risk that😭😂😂word!