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@ahh_Wande

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Johannesburg/Heavenly Places
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@ahh_Wande
Wande The Great
4 years
I'm a daddy's girl.
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Namapenti - the Transporter👙👠🚚
4 years
When life harrasses me I snitch to God so fast and that's my biggest flex.
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@phoebehaIIi So sly with it as well. They slipped one word and changed the entire message. Horrid!
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@notsterlingd They truly hate it when our happiness is not centred around them.
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@AJStillDontCare From the time the movie was released to today, you had over 2 YEARS to drop your 2-liner think-piece. Picking the day of someone's death to be a pseudo-intellect just shows the dirt in your heart. Whatever it is, heal it.
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
@ncumo_ Sis stay out of other people's households. Drink your tea and leave. Go get "nicer" gifts from your man.
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@JaeFiasco It's being in your 30s and even having 4 friends to hang out with that gets me.
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@ahh_Wande
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6 years
@Atlantiica82 @Duxtch As if this boy would even know how to keep a house standing without the assistance of a woman. He looks like he doesn't even know how to boil a kettle of water.
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@ahh_Wande
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
If sister-in-laws and their mothers had this same energy in holding their bros/sons accountable for domestic violence, rape/molestation, absent fathering/child neglect, and secret outside families... #Rakgadi
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@BBGAfrica The lesson here is this: don't make the state have to choose between your one life and the millions of lives of the rest of the population. You won't win.
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@ahh_Wande
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6 years
@Duxtch Which clause in the lease agreement allows for that??
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@SevenGod_ @SevenGod_ We have specifically chosen not to have children because we are not ready to come home to, and incur expenses for, dependents. Don't come fetch us and cry nonsense here, because at one point you had the very same option/choice available to you.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@VERSAshahy @Rude_Astrology We are... until we're not.
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@ahh_Wande
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6 years
@GeekyFries_Mo @Duxtch Or provide the g-damn house if he feels he's that grand.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@Mbalie_WEM Even black people can appropriate other marginalised groups' cultures. We should respect others' cultures enough not to use them as costumes.
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@ahh_Wande
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7 years
@Glencorn_Mks You think you're ridiculing other kids but you're really hurting from the fact that you're not getting the same love and support from your own parents. You're bleeding, and you should talk to someone about it.
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@ahh_Wande
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2 years
Tony Forbes, AKA's father has thanked South Africans for their love and support of his son and sent condolences to the family of Tebello Tibz who was also killed on the night. #ripakaworldwide #ripkiernan #sabcnews
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@ahh_Wande
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7 years
@newscientist How many more tournaments does Serena Williams have to win before y'all make peace with the fact that she's just that damn BRILLIANT???
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@Mfundroid @abike1999 You're more than welcome to start that conversation then sir, since it seems you have all the relevant facts. "Woke Twitter" is not in charged of knowledge sharing. We await.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@SirWillKush @daprincesschoc Maybe in America, but in parts of Africa, some people's livelihood comes from fishing tilapia in saltwater lakes. Please expand your perspective and knowledge on the rest of the world before making such statements
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@ahh_Wande
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8 years
@_weavus I watched a clip from the documentary, and they stay roasting her. I'm howling 😂
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@ahh_Wande
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6 years
@DomSharpeXL @cllarrissaa_ @Hairy_Belafonte @mellokids @SHULAGOD Are you just pressed cause that goat in your profile pic doesn't give you 40 mins of foreplay??
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@IamLeeCore But if it is ukuthi this spirit feeds off the life force of women, then it would make sense why there's so much femicide, rape and trafficking of women. Lento isemoyeni.
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
Musa initiating this tense conversation in the presence of the children is exactly why MaCele's kids could so easily create conflict between her and MaNgwabe. Musa is leaving a lot to be desired both as a husband and as a father. Sorry ukusho. #Uthandonesthembu
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@GoodenoughMofok @MightiJamie @News24 Y'all will find anything to complain about.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@theemisandrist @Khens_Kent I want to be this happy again
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@_faiththegemini Sis, with this Tweet you have just activated your next man's spirit of disappointment. He will show you flames.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@cayleemclain @SarahGraceEmily An interracial relationship won't end racism, sis. Try again.
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@PatrickJnr You guys are so bitter on this app.
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@ahh_Wande
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6 years
@kirsten_leighan @JordanKierre Princess, patriarchy will never benefit you, no matter how much you try to distance yourself from feminism.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@omeretta4l Her mom is GORGEOUS!
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@ahh_Wande
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6 years
Guys, isn't this the R14 million NSFAS student? #DateMyFamily
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
@MamGcina_Jafta @SizweDhlomo No sis, no. See this is what we're not going to do. You're clutching at straws to defend the indefensible. His act didnt warrant that kind of reaction. Report him to HR for being late & compromising the quality of her work. Yes. Sure. Highly justifiable, but false claim of abuse?
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@soledad_eternal @RacismDog No, Racism Doggo was just enjoying food porn
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@1henryw @LewisHamilton The car bomb killed 19 people, the evil apartheid regime he was fighting killed THOUSANDS of people. "Fighting violence with violence" yes the regime was responding to peaceful resistance with violence, so they had to retaliate. You're so bad at presenting your propaganda.
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
There's nothing wrong with Sorisha getting her husband to hire a jet, but it would've been courteous to let the other ladies know so that it doesn't come across as though they're being ostracised. Something's are necessary just for the sake of relationship management #RHODurban
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
@mo_tuckie He was jealous about any progress I would make, not so much possessive. Do not ever date someone who cannot be happy and celebrate your wins.
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@demtiro @uSiwelile @JustinTab_ Since the 2000s already have that liver, let them move the cownthry.
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@khanyibulicious @quency_mbonani Honestly. They're giving their energy to the wrong things.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@chuuzus This is the album which paved the way for the raw honesty of Lemonade. This is the album that unmasked her.
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@ahh_Wande
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6 years
@DomSharpeXL @blessingmukosha @cllarrissaa_ @Hairy_Belafonte @mellokids @SHULAGOD She's about to have the most underwhelming 3 minutes and 2 strokes of her life. But good for you.
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@Mysticj14 @t0nit0ne It's definitely the muscle memory for me.
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@ahh_Wande
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2 years
@its_leky I don't like the direction tech is going, and I am comfortable at how fast it's doing so.
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
Nonku & Jojo have both suffered similar pain, but they both responded differently. I believe that Jojo's joy and peace allowed for new love to flow into her life while Nonku's bitterness is blocking true love from entering into hers. Biggest lesson of #RHODurban today.
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
@Ms_Patite It takes so much more than that to be wife, first things first. Secondly, ilobolo is NOT a sale. Also education is an investment in yourself not an investment into marriage. Also imagine wanting to be rewarded for your beauty like it's an achievement you toiled for. Laughable.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@beyoncelately @Khens_Kent Guys please, I'm running out of phone space to save all these messy videos! 😂😂😂😂😂
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@ahh_Wande
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@DomSharpeXL @blessingmukosha @cllarrissaa_ @Hairy_Belafonte @mellokids @SHULAGOD Yea, of course you don't. You'd actually have to find someone willing to be in your presence for that long.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@SizweDhlomo People don't understand how much of the physical is dictated to by the spiritual, and A LOT happens in the spiritual world. Physical safety is the least of our concerns, protect your spirit.
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
@newsthump Show me another queen more versatile than this one! Sis got range!
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@deleanaiss @veroniicavaldes @_kLeA_s She tried it there, talmbout "I tHInk tHey meaNt nAtuRAL" like we didn't see the picture
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@ahh_Wande
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7 years
@_mvrissvrve Just a reminder that your faves were TRASH.
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5 years
@ify_ogbue @yankohBoy You need to find a better crowd hun.
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@PrettyBoyMweza Keep on at it, one day there will be 6 digits behind that R 7 and you'll get your house
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@blockheelss No baby, they fought for your CHOICE to work 9-5, the rest is on you.
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@ahh_Wande
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7 years
@ThickLeeyonce This ish hurts me so much cause my ex put up a similar meme on his social media while we were dating. This clapback is healing lol!
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@ahh_Wande
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@Mmaps_ThePro You should perhaps ask before making bold proclamations like this on such platforms. Especially about something so personal as one's religious/spiritual faith. You cannot account for each of our spiritual experiences so you speak with no authority on this particular point.
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@ahh_Wande
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@Ms_CathyPerry @IamLeeCore The dying is the least of your problems. It's what happens to your spirit for eternity that shoulf concern you about ukuthwala.
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@ahh_Wande
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@jaylabrenae If my baby doesn't look at me like this, I'll have questions for the hospital. 😂❤💕❤❤💕
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@ahh_Wande
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2 years
Zulu maidens from various parts of the KZN province, have been a huge part of the day's festivities #KingMisuzuluCoronation #sabcnews
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@ItsThatItBoyy Texts I don't respond to: -one word answers -emojis -"Lol" That's not the energy I'm giving so it's not the energy I'll be accepting.
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@ahh_Wande
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@Luluwendaba Yea, white & Indian employees have a MUCH easier time being granted time off & won't even be asked to put in leave. Black employees will be required to finish x amount of work, submit leave request, be back by x time & produce letter confirming their whereabouts. Have sympathy.
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@ahh_Wande
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@ayandajwara1 I don't even chop vegetables or assist with food preparation. I want my man to match my energy of "andizi". Equal yoke, sis.
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@ahh_Wande
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And while we're at it, if you're going to criticise Lalela on here from an iPhone, climb right off your moral high horse cause you've directly funded Apple's slavery in the DRC. So you have no damn thing to say to Lalela about upholding/defending human rights. Futhi ni-worse.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@ShoMadjozi Honestly the best thing I have ever seen! I'm so happy for you! We're just witnessing a blessing play out. Congrats girl!
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@ahh_Wande
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@AUSTINMILLZ Friend, how did you pull out an entire laptop on the Mandela Bridge without getting robbed? Please share lol!
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5 years
@ajplus @iamcardib She is so authentic! She's not dressing her statements up in political jargon and academic language, just raw truth, and we can't deny that she is so intelligent! I love to see it! Give us more @iamcardib !
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@ahh_Wande
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@LoveJaylaAyanna @DamnDRoseTweets Keep that energy, during your next medical emergency, sis.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@JustGloriaM South Africa, Lesotho and Ghana are missing. That makes this list a LIE.
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@ahh_Wande
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7 years
@ThickLeeyonce Hhayi maan, ndimhle maaaan! Sies! Kahle kahle ngiyi-sex #idontlikeyou #FatAndStillOuttaYourLeague .. Okay as you were
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@ahh_Wande
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@Karabo_Mokgoko It was the Joburg show, just that we had to borrow a venue from PTA cause we no longer have The Dome. Pretoria is the host, Johannesburg is the intended audience.
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@ahh_Wande
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Guys mad they can't control us the way their fathers controlled their mothers so they try pacify us with #SignsThatSheIsASferb . Ni-weak shem
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@ahh_Wande
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@blaasiaann_ Ukuthi amaSouth African angene kanjani la, ngeke ngazi. 😂 Sithanda izinto bakithi 😂
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@ahh_Wande
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@mspeacherino @AdrianXpression Can we please make sure they don't. Mediums of recording, sharing and archiving history are plentiful now. We have more control of the narrative than our elders did.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@AdrianXpression I can't understand why she's so averse to identifying her kids as black. One would think she'd have made peace with the idea when she started exclusively dating black men for clout. Strange.
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
@ZeeRight @TheGreatLerato My forehead is an out of bounds area to avoid the risk of confusion. I'm saving my forehead for my husband.
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@Surveillanz Reminds me of a time I told someone I was abstinent and they asked me how I would manage to achieve intimacy. The question scared me cause it suggested that this person could not perceive intimacy being possible outside of a sexual context. All other forms of intimacy add to sex.
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@ahh_Wande
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@lindz_nyeleti Can I just ask what are we trying to achieve for ridiculing men for their pain????? Or do y'all actually prefer their violent and homicidal responses to heartbreak?? This entire post is trash.
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@ahh_Wande
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2 years
The father, mother and brother of AKA seen leaving the press briefing in Bryanston. The family have confirmed that a public memorial will be held at Sandton Convention Centre on Friday. The rapper will be laid to rest in a private ceremony #ripakaworldwide #ripkiernan #sabcnews
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@ahh_Wande
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8 years
@WendyBrandes I'm sorry but if you walk around with your phone, watch and other expensive gadgets then you're just asking to be robbed.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@tamarainka Can't relate.
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
Annie is a strategist. She's cozied-up to Sorisha cause befriending her comes with fringe-benefits. Annie's good at leveraging her relationships to get what she wants... how else do you think she upgraded from PA to wife? Never sleep with both eyes closed around Annie #RHODurban
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
@FrugalLocal Some of these responses show me how it's so easy to scam people. I'm in the wrong profession.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@Lona_mng In 1st year uni, having chats between classes bese one says "whenever we're driving and we see a black person walking, we just barking out the window- you should see how they start running, it's so funny!" That's when the rainbow nation turned black and white for me.
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@ahh_Wande
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@TheRealest201 Not every animated cartoon is a children's show. There are a lot of cartoon animated shows which are written strictly for adults - think, Family Guy, South Park, Bob's Burger, Bojack etc. So as parents, vet all shows, games, books & media before passing it to your kids.
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@AdrianXpression Very on-brand for a man.
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@ahh_Wande
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@ukh0na Hurt people hurt people, and you just proved it. Misery surely does need company, but it won't be us. Bye.
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@ahh_Wande
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@__hazelr Do not despise small beginnings. All the best girl!
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@ahh_Wande
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@Bonisile_RMS Yes, it's annoying that kids in church are wildin' out, but I would still rather have them there on a Sunday receiving the Word. Being an adult means understanding that children don't yet have social graces and being an adult means being mature enough to be patient about that
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@ahh_Wande
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@D3lah_say @SirWillKush @daprincesschoc He honestly sat there and typed a rebuttal to a fable. I just -
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@ahh_Wande
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@UberMimz_15 @Milliey__ Not wasting money on a date is now indicative of despising black women?? The entitlement, for one, is hard to stomach.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@Preezlie Just to take notes. That's it.
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@ahh_Wande
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2 years
The family of AKA represented by his mother, father, siblings and girlfriend had arrived for the press briefing. No Q&A #ripkiernan #ripakaworldwide #sabcnews
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@ahh_Wande
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@SexyIsntSexist @Cosmopolitan Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!!!
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@ahh_Wande
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4 years
@moghel_ In a good area, close to amenities and well decorated - I'll throw in an extra R40 for that.
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
@MhlengiNombeko @Villa_Fanie Imishado yabantu ayifani. Nawe what you think is an amazing gift will be laughable to a woman with -perhaps- a richer husband. Allow people to have joy hey.
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@ahh_Wande
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7 years
UNathi uthe "So tonart's the nart hey". A whole surfer dude accent in Pretoria 🙇 #DateMyFamily
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@ahh_Wande
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3 years
LaConco is showing herself to be a very wise young woman this season, and if you watch her closely there many pearls of wisdom to pick up from her, like this one 👉 #RHODurban #RealHousewivesofDurban
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@SAYouthJobs See what happens when you rid yourself of the people that weigh you down. You fly.
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@ahh_Wande
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5 years
@chaedria Daniel Kaluuya's Ugandan. In '06 American actor @ForestWhitaker played Ugandan dictator Idi Amin in "The Last King of Scotland". So black Americans can monopolise the portrayal of black historic figures, but other Africans must fall back? Black America has a superiority complex.
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