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@ahermadz
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7 months
If I collect any phone i go sell am
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Ayo, the First
7 months
Passing the phone to that young person in their twenties trying to get their life together. Just hold on, it's going to be alright.
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@ahermadz
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6 years
You never dust anything.
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@ahermadz
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Judge: anything else? 69: Dora’s green card expired 3 years ago
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Eid Mubarak 🖤🕋
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@ahermadz
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2 years
A mosque seeking donations for renovations. May Allah bless you.
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Gratitude is a must •
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@ahermadz
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4 years
Wedding guest.
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@ahermadz
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4 years
Y’all should hire me already 😂. How is this looking? 🔥 or 💩
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@ahermadz
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6 years
Can you believe someone is selling something on twitter with a reasonable price
@LaBabe__
Hajia Haleemaah❄️
6 years
Zobo is very important especially in this hot weather😋 y’all should come and buy #100 each! Location: Kaduna. Please retweet my customers are definitely on your TL✨
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Lmaooo you people just want to marry boring people sha
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@ahermadz
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6 years
Even the sockets are surprised
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@ahermadz
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1 month
Mamaki
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@ahermadz
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6 years
I’m sure he probably thought it was my friend
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@ahermadz
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6 months
Eid Mubarak 🕌
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@ahermadz
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5 years
You can’t ignore the drip, girl, you gotta acknowledge it 🌵
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@ahermadz
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5 years
I cut my leg...jomo!! I start dey limp ...ayyiiiiiiiii I no too fit waka..kapaichumerimerichupako
@Aishatuh_m
𝓗𝓸𝓸𝓻•𝓕𝓪𝓲𝓻𝔂🧚🕊 {Mrs}
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Where are the poets on my TL?! Let’s write about this picture 😩💔
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@ahermadz
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4 years
Anybody i meet now na to dey snap picture keep just incase
@MaiwadaJamilu
Uncle Bash’s Big Bro
4 years
Day we met Day we got hitched
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@ahermadz
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6 years
This your gele kaman jirgin annabi nuhu
@missHairan
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6 years
Same old same old #10yearschallenge
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@ahermadz
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4 years
Corona Diamonds Drip 🩸
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@ahermadz
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2 years
Na who no see shege get dumps
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2 years
August dumps? 🫠
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@ahermadz
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5 years
She let me smash her friends long as the chain froze🥶
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@ahermadz
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5 years
These arewa girls all they know is husband. Most times i see a girl wishing her friend happy birthday its “.....miji na gari” as if husband is the only achievement in life.smh.
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Do you understand?
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@ahermadz
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6 years
I dunno what needs more protecting here, the phone or the case?
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Bruh💀
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@ahermadz
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2 months
- Inside ABU
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@ahermadz
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6 years
Gangsters don’t die, they move to Miami
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@ahermadz
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23 days
Allah ya bawa kowa abin da yake nema
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@ahermadz
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4 years
I want you out of my life, I want you back here tonight.
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@ahermadz
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5 years
This guy preaches islam in our department. Very nice and religious guy. He doesn’t like boobs or anything of the such.
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@ahermadz
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2 years
This guy is the funniest hausa guy on tiktok rn🤣🤣
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@ahermadz
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4 years
I’m a savage
@BashirAhmaad
Bashir Ahmad
4 years
The greeting, the new normal. #COVID19
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@ahermadz
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6 years
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@ahermadz
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5 years
He go chop your yansh😂😂😂
@heisrema
REMA
5 years
Lil Nas X loves Dumebi. Respect & love big brother 🤞🏾❤️🤠 @LilNasX
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@ahermadz
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4 years
Yes the shame of poverty
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@ahermadz
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4 years
People are dying mehn. Allah yasa mu cika da imani
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@ahermadz
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5 months
May Allah grant us contentment of the heart
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@ahermadz
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4 years
If you want to marry more than a wife, please ‘think’ about your children’s future after your death.
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Money can solve plenty things😂😂😂😂
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@ahermadz
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5 years
I find them attractive lowkey
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@ahermadz
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3 years
It took the zobo and dropped the bottle😂😂
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@ahermadz
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4 years
Once I catch myself texting and smiling I just bone face
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@ahermadz
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5 years
More racist than white.
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Sco pa tu manaa
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@ahermadz
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4 years
Bro I’m not suicidal or anyshit but i just wanna go to heaven. It’s a lot out here
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@ahermadz
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6 years
Kanye west is mad talented yo
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Hustle oo make gorilla no cash out before you.
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@ahermadz
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6 years
See sub of life😫😫😫
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@ahermadz
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6 years
That they don’t buy bras their size
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@ahermadz
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4 years
This girl don suffer for this world sha
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@ahermadz
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6 years
iPhone 6 below users are not android users you people should shut the fuck up
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hitman 🜲⁶
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O jewa ke eng: iPhone edition
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@ahermadz
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6 years
For those of you that say pizza is haram. This is in Dominos Nigeria. They don’t do pork.
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@ahermadz
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3 years
I’ll try my best not to disappoint whoever i end up with
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Eid Mubarak from kano
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@ahermadz
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4 months
She know I don’ cash out cause I wear a lot of stychies
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Love is.
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@ahermadz
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3 years
Sometimes i wanna marry, sometimes I don’t
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@ahermadz
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2 years
2017 Honda Accord v6 exl Kano 9.5m
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@ahermadz
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4 years
First of a few. 🌄
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@ahermadz
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4 years
Astrophotography Lvl 1🌟🪐 Turn up your brightness***
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Does your body sometimes randomly vibrate like it’s glitching? Or is it just me
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@ahermadz
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5 years
COVID-19 has been confirmed to have been exposed to Zlatan Ibrahimović The virus will be placed in quarantine for 14 days
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@ahermadz
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2 months
Allah ka bamu masu son mu tsakani da Allah badon komai ba
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@ahermadz
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6 years
Bruhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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@ahermadz
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4 years
Mu kuma a titi muke dama
@Nazirdanhajiya
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4 years
Your wife leaving her family to start a new life with you should be enough reason for you to respect, protect and treat her right.
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@ahermadz
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29 days
As a guy once you marry just delete TikTok..else you won’t rate your wife
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@ahermadz
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4 years
These bro🤩...check the video
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@ahermadz
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5 years
#AppleEvent so the new iPhone 11 Pro is already in house😁
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@ahermadz
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7 months
Allah ya bamu ikon taraweeh a makkah next year
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@ahermadz
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1 year
iQibla zikr ring available for sale. In sha Allah it’ll help with increase in your remembrance of Allah and sending salawat to the Prophet (S.A.W). Also reminds you about prayer time.
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6 years
Y’all still charge with wires?? The flex different 😎
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@ahermadz
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1 year
WTFLAyyyyyyyyyy
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1 year
It’s coming 🕌 🌙
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@ahermadz
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6 years
Who else understands this ?😂
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@ahermadz
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2 years
Gifts are a wonderful way to show love
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@ahermadz
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5 years
If you keep retweeting or tweeting trash to my TL I’ll unfollow you, you can do the same too. I’m not an important person.
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@ahermadz
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6 years
Meme worthy? PS:i know the picture is not even fine.
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@ahermadz
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3 years
I’m high fashion like I imagine
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@ahermadz
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4 years
The moon yesterday. 🌔
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4 years
Randoms
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1 year
My Snapchat flashback today na person wife… lmaooo
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4 years
I hate being friends with someone i like
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@ahermadz
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5 years
I don’t have a 12 year old brother
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salim🇵🇸
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My 12 years old brother cooked this. What Is your excuse 😴
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5 years
YouTube thread. Some of the best videos I've come across on YouTube. Couldn't find all but hope you find these interesting.
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@ahermadz
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6 years
Drop your account details for a random give away. Replies only no quotes.
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6 years
How many bens you get😂? — Benz or beans?😂
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6 years
A very simple and straightforward convo, how demanding.
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Please retweet Mr lucky could be on your TL
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@ahermadz
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6 years
Eid Mubarak ✨
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@ahermadz
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5 years
😂same shit they do to us
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Any cornflakes that’s not Nasco or Kellogs (imported type) is absolutely trash
@kusssman
𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟
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no debate whatsoever Just facts.
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@ahermadz
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6 years
#S10plus Shit looks way way way better IRL
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Telling people you’ll link up knowing damn well you’ll not>>>>>
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@ahermadz
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5 years
Mismanagement gave you that. You got them brand new.
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@ahermadz
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5 years
🙂
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@ahermadz
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2 years
Or you just don’t know what it means. Please stop undermining people’s faith.
@assudaisiy
Ibn Abdillah As-sudaisiy Al-Iloori
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If you have never for once cried seriously while reciting the Qur'ān, check yourself. Perhaps, you are ignorant or not pondering, hardhearted. May Allāh grant us soft heart for His Message.
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@ahermadz
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5 years
My bro 4L 🖤 once rented out a boat for 200k an hour. Just so niggas could stay flexing. No 🧢.
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@ahermadz
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4 years
Usually you can’t understand someone till you’re in their position so at least give them the benefit of the doubt
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