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In a toxic relationship with Chelsea 💙💙 ...Part of the Actuarial Society😎... I tweet random shit btw
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One man one shilling needs to be brought back to the table😭😭😭niko line ya finance mwenye ako mbele yangu bursary yake ya kajiado west ni 50k alafu mimi niko hapo na 7k yangu ya ichung'wa 😭😭😭
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Girls wearing mini with no panty and use public transport scare me....like gal huogopi infections😭💀
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Lakini hakuna kitu mbaya kama kujiongelesha kwa hii app na bado unaengage tweets za watu😭
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Watu single tupange siku tupatane archives tuchaguane😭
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Oversleeping ndio nicombine breakfast n lunch....they call it lazyness i call it budgeting
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Mzazi anakataa uapply helb alafu anakughost ukimuitisha dooh😭😭😭
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Unashinda unasema apa umetoka humble background ..umewahi weka maji ya kuoga nje ichemshwe na jua
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Pale highschool sai ningekuwa nishaomba dictionary nione picha za apo nyuma
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Na watu mnaenda kazi asubuhi mfungue izo milango zenu polepole ...sisi wa kufinya laptop hatutaki kusumbuliwa
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This sem kuburn labda the midnight oil....the girl is focused😌
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Ati Bensoul anasema Otile ako overrated...enyewe nyani haoni kundule
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Naskia harufu ya ugali sai....comrades hukua so funny man😂😭
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Siku hizi madhe anawasha jiko na lighter...we boyz tutakushika tu
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Sarcasm is not a red flag mazee its a sign of high intelligence level😭
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Nani alisema ukianguka kcse umeharibu maisha yako....that's some narrow thinking right there
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Kibaridi..manyunyu ya mvua ..stima hakuna..kplc unajua pampers ni elfu mbili😭😭
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Kesho naye nimepanga kuwamaliza na kasundress na tusandals tule twa jesus🤭
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Wacheni kulamba mtu masikio....sasa ona siskii na skio moja😭
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Uku wananimaliza na kazi..dear future husband nikujie tusai ..ukikosa wazee leta tu wamama😭😭
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Kucrushia neighbour ni mbaya😭...leo nimeona akileta mrembo sai naskia kujitambariza😭
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Niliingia pool jana...gaddemit ...men arcs are so fire😂😭
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Mwanaume anakuendea pads is treasure you shouldn't let go of
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Niko class n lemme tell you Maina....watu huku kazi ni kuinua mikono wakijibu maswali.....then there's me with flashbacks back to back
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Wengine wakipewa "Will you be my girlfriend cakes.."...huyu ananipea funguo ya kwake ati i can go there anytime...nani aliniroga vaane😭😭
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Skuizi hatuchukii monday ..tunachukia siku zote ispokuwa payday
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Aiyaya ...kumbe mnatumia d!ck enlargement products chini ya maji
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Uyu richkid amekam kwangu akapata fridge iko na apple minute maid pekee akaniuliza kama ninahama😭😭
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Kama hana system why are you moaning so loudly...wacha kuwa mschana bladifuckin 😶
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Unamwita my man na anatumia line ya airtel kubuy bundles
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Children are expensive ..lets normalize planning for them
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If your food is still sweet without spices ...you have all the right to brag you know how to cook
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Kuna mtu atajua nakuanga nimemcrushia ..I'm bout to like his every status post shamelessly 😭
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Nunua ata kale kaperfume ka kupimiwa ka mia....mnatuchoke na jasho huku CBD😭😭
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Yani kila siku mnafanya napiga patrol ya followings nione nani anataka nikae fan wake😑
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Nimeamka kupika sai😭😭tuepukane na mihadarati wenzangu😭
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Ama posts zetu sisi kama smallwigs hazihit juu ni za kiswahili....from now henceforth my tweets will be in English💀😭
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Guys nimesema I'm a great sexual worker instead of social worker kwa interview😭😭😭...mniombee nisitumiwe unfortunately kwa email😭😭
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Ati pesa ni kama ukimwi kila mtu husema hana😂😂😂lol stickers in buses hukuwa funny
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I may look okay but deep down i want to zipline ...but as a thick babe i fear God might me as an example😭
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"Kenya, where people say ‘acha tuongee na boss’ lakini ni wao ndio boss
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As a man..loosing track of people you've fucked isnt a flex..
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Huyu amepiga 3 seconds...ni kama anataka nizae twins....come slowly babe 😭😭
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....skuizi marriage is something you wish for worst enemy😂😂😂...
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Ndio kuamka...heeuh yani mtu alifungua jana youtube channel sai ako na 16M subscribers 💀...🐐🐐
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Leo nimecheka😂😂😂😂...yani mtu anakaa tu chini anakugift 100 thuruares😂😂😭😭
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Mi naye hakuna kitu hukuwa imenisinya kama hawa watu huclap ruto akiongea ....bladifuckin
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Nauza jersey ya Liverpool...tumekosana before nimpatie😭
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Kuna watu huku hupost some stuff and I'm left like 💀yoooh hun ..its okay to have secrets
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Some things you say out here weeuh
....not even an autopsy could get that info out of me
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Watu wa kuuza ...inakuanga 1500 ama uyu anataka kunicon!!??
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Nyinyi mlikuwa mnangoja wageni waende mnuse viti ama mimi hukuwa mwendawazimu
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Before hii wiki iishe ...Eastleigh nusu watakuwa na iphone 16
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Mbona uvute sigara tho???? A blunt is okay but sigara!!??...like why?
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Yani hata waleo kuna boma baba anakula chakula different na watoto??💀
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Sex is also spiritual...wacha kudinya kila mtu wewe ..
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Nimeshinda nikiinua mikono tym ya worship huyu handsome boy aone sina ring lakini hashikanishii...lakini nimekumark😭
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Unaenda sleepover kwa comrade asubuhi anaamkia ngwai😭😭sisi foodie huwa tunaona mambo😭
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You are not dark babygirl you are just poor...pata pesa uone ngozi ikikuwa light
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Hamnioi😭😭
Ntakua naamka 4 nakupikia tumandazi uende natuo hustle😭
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Impressions zangu za mwezi moja ni za mwingine tweet moja😭
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Unakam kinyozi ya chochee alafu unasema unataka kama ile ya Bellingham 😂😂sijawahi cheka ivo😂😂
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Nyi mnasemanga wanaume tall dark handsome..have u seen those with hips n a sprink of ass...gaddemit
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Kumbe sundresses zinawaua iyo design🙃...wacha nifike Gikomba ivi narudi
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Utapata kuna mtu amenicrushia na haniambii...sasa labda ata tungekuwa na watoto wawili😘
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I dont have an accent ..ata sikulelewa shagz but R n L still giving me nightmares ....kwanza literally😭😭
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Married women b thinking their hubby's cheating with women...😂😂😂shock on u mama kamau....baba kamau is gay
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Nimelipa hapa nyama na mpesa alafu nafika kwa nyumba naona text ati ...'Hi mxupa ni mwenye amekuuzia nyama'..💀😭mjiheshimu my pipo
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Dear God: If he can't be with me..let him be with you😭
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