Seen a lot of this kind of meme. This is wrong. American elections are someone says “I want to kill 10 puppies.” Then their opponent says “that’s outrageous. I’d only kill 6.” Then we you say “I was hoping for someone who wasn’t going to kill any puppies” the media yells at you.
I think about this from an ROH show I went to in 2008. At the start of every match a guy in the crowd would yell “I wanna see a snapmare.” Nobody did one. Danielson wrestled middle of the show. Start of the match he points at the guy and does a snapmare. Loudest pop of the night
If I was a pro wrestler and the fans were chanting “we want tables” during my match I would very simply pull out a table and incorporate it into the match
CM Punk came back from a year off. Got his own show. Had great matches every week. Called himself the real world champion & no one disputed him. Kicked the ass of a guy half his age. Got his win back twice on the only guy he never beat then left again. Greatest run of all time.
They got rasslin cups at Bojangles now. Undertaker/Kane, Hart Foundation, Dudley’s and Outsiders. They only had Undertaker and Kane at mine. But the guy said they might get more.
Ok I did not have the money to pay the wrestlers. But consider this, I expected the show to be successful. So really that’s on you, the fans. Maybe take a look in the mirror before you criticize me.
@willmenaker
I interview Ghandi, Nelson Mandela and King Arthur and they all said I was right about everything and they agree with my worldview completely
If I was a pro wrestler I would simply refuse to lose any match. Eventually they would have no choice but to make me WWE champion. Don’t know why no one has ever thought of this.
@thomas_violence
You made a joke about the US having beer cans arranged in tribute to 9/11 on the bonus episode. So I thought you would enjoy this Easter display from my local grocery store a couple years back.
I will never acknowledge the fake NXT Halloween Havoc. If you don’t have monster trucks, giant slim Jims or at least one fake Sting that ain’t Halloween Havoc brother.
We’re partnering with
@TheRock
and
@SevenBucksProd
again on a new 4-part documentary series…
“WHO KILLED WCW?”
The meteoric rise and spectacular fall of the cultural phenomenon that was World Championship Wrestling.
June 4 at 10PM on
@vicetv
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@murderxbryan
I just find it interesting that Spotify punishes Joe Rogan for misinformation. But Limp Bizkit has a song on there where they claim to have had a party where there were 10 women for every 1 man. And I know for a fucking fact that didn’t happen
People did all kinds of cool moves and crazy spots. Some got reactions and others didn’t. What the people wanted to see was a snapmare. When they were given a snapmare they went nuts. Just give the fans what they want if they are telling you they want it.
People are still arguing about MJF crediting artists. The man is a fucking genius. He made the easiest joke possible and it has destroyed the brain of half of wrestling twitter.
CVV: You were really the first rock and roll guy in wrestling. The whole rock and wrestling thing really started with you. Was it just your size that held you back?
*a slight delay because the prison has shitty internet*
Buck Zumehoff: First of all thank you for saying that
@murderxbryan
The thing about Mancow that’s great is you can never tell if his stories are just made up or if the person was making fun of him and he didn’t get it.
There is a whole chapter about a time Vince cussed her out because she got rocked on a punch and didn’t sell it enough. She ended up having to apologize to him. Anyway that was a story about what a great guy he was because he accepted her apology.
Almost done with this. I don’t know how to put this nicely. Becky comes off as a massive dork who has very little in her life outside of wrestling. Most of the books sounds like this
@SmilingObject
@GarbageApe
Maybe take this seriously, ok? This time they are finally going to get Trump. He’s going to be in such big trouble. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to speak to man about a bridge he wants to sell me.
Being a CM Punk fan on here rules because you can just tweet “He has good matches” and some dipshit with an anime avatar who doesn’t follow you when say “so you think it’s ok to spit in the face of Matt Jackson’s children?”
It’s me going up to Windham Rotunda in a gas station and saying “sir when you dressed up like a spooky monster and chased Tyler Black with a giant hammer that gave me the will to live.”
Seth Rollins is a good lesson for the kids. Never be the go to guy at work. I try to explain this at every job I’ve ever had. You don’t want to be the person who gets everything done. You want it to be that if you do anything above the bare minimum they are kissing your ass.
@akamaxpower
His body shut down at the mere suggestion he would go to Saudi Arabia. People with high moral standards get this. He physically can’t make himself do something against his principles.
You can’t really blame a guy like Jamie Kellnar for WCW. He just signed some papers. Even if he was the biggest wrestling hater alive if they were drawing he’d have kept it. The problem with WCW was they employed the biggest collection of dumb fucks and con artists ever assembled
“Now Bubba be straight with me here. What are your thoughts on HHH? A polarizing figure to some”
“Being honest with you Steve? As a shoot?”
“Let’s hear it”
“Da cerebral assassin all da way”
I was just remembering that time someone was on here saying they bought all the copyrights to WCW from WWE and it was coming back. Then it turned to just be a kid messing around for a video game and people got legit angry about it.
For many years Undertaker kept kayfabe and people thought it was to protect his character. But I think they just didn’t want fans to find out what a big dumb ass he is. Which they would if he had ever spoken.
If I was a pro wrestler and the fans were chanting “we want tables” during my match I would very simply pull out a table and incorporate it into the match
@jakebrodes
@Alan70000
She has her fans but it’s the people she detests. She wants people to think she’s smart. She wants people to tell her she works hard and deserves what she has because she knows it’s not true.
Wrestling is a shady business full of fakes and carnies. Except for the noble Young Bucks. They are good hearted people who simply want to make a nice little wrestling company for everyone. I’m a grown adult with a job and these are my beliefs.
@ElHijoDelSimon
I remember many years ago arguing with a guy on a message board because I said if Sting ever went to WWE he would feud with HHH about WCW and this person was adamant no one in WWE could be the needlessly petty.
Ok so with all the negative stuff going on I’ve been thinking about telling my favorite story about a wrestler. I’m pretty sure I’ve told this before but it was years ago. This is kind of a long one so I apologize for clogging your feed. So here you go
@OrangeFlaccidy
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Fightful has approximately 1,500 employees and they all have 3 different video podcasts where they say every wrestling they have ever laid their eyes on was a banger.
@deportablediz
@RattyPumpkin
This mentality is so stupid. If companies could run the stores with less employees than they have now they’d already be doing it.
Banning porn in Ohio would be a terrible idea. That’s one of the three things they watch over there. If you ban porn all they have left is death match wrestling and Fox News.
@murderxbryan
I created a radio station. They said white people don’t listen to the radio this will never work. One year later the president of the FCC called me and says “you have to stop the ratings are too high. The satellites can’t handle it.
@ronravegan
@GarbageApe
A lady as Vice President? You know it’s a good idea. Thing is though lot of voters out there and that’s how it goes. You’re talking the White House. They don’t just let anybody walk in there. You’re playing with the big boys now, Jack.
@davidbix
Brother, it was Wembley stadium. Dynamite Kid was supposed to wrestle Bret but he OD’d. I was visiting a sick kid so I got rushed from the back to fill in. The kid died so Iwrote a song called Hulkster in Heaven. I called Jimmy Hart and we went back in time and found Cindi Lauper
@thomas_violence
Why does he keep saying the bathrooms are “federally regulated?” Is there like a guy who checks every bathroom in the country? “Yea this one’s still the men’s. Checks out. See you in 6 months, Gary.”
@jenny2x4
One thing I have to give Chapelle credit for is that leaving public life for like 15 years and coming back only to immediately start complaining that people are trying to silence you is a great bit.
@verge
I reiterate: to all the people simping for Netflix in my mentions, Netflix will not discount your monthly subscription
If you're gonna do PR for a corporation, ensure that you get an hourly rate.
Once again going to point this out. People mock him for this but here’s something they don’t consider. It’s 2001 that’s the Invasion. So it’s not just the WWF Superstars on that plane. It’s the young lions of WCW to. Then you throw in those maniacs from ECW. Forget it, Bin Laden
@murderxbryan
I think the hardest I’ve laughed this year was I walked by two of my coworkers talking and all I heard was one of them say “yea and you know Pepe Le Pew, that little skunk, right they are trying to cancel him to.”