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went through my 5000+ tweets and put the only ~25 good ones into this twitter moment.
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ATTENTION ALL ENGINEERS AND BIG TECH MAGNATES: an assassins creed-style wrist device that shoots out a plastic hand so you can safely raise public toilet seats without getting piss residue on your real hand
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seems like a good chance for them to get to know each other
Billie Eilish & Finneas are seated next to each other at the Grammys this Sunday.
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last night i found out my sweatpants matched the back of my shirt almost perfectly. pretty cool.
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RT @GraceSpelman: here’s angelo badalamenti describing the process of coming up with Laura Palmer’s Theme with the help of David Lynch. bea…
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RT @Variety: Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue…
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what if it does
Village People to appear at Trump inauguration events, hope their performance of "Y.M.C.A." will "bring the country together after a tumultuous and divided campaign" →
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he touchtunes’d pretty boy swag 8 times in a row and every time he saw a new person walk in the bar, he’d say “they’re a 6 but i’d still hit.” absolute legend.
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jesus, how much more help do the yankees need
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RT @NaptownAllPro: INDIANAPOLIS RUMBLE WEEKEND NAP presents Combat Crossroads Thursday, January 30 - Sunday, February 2 4 Days at the int…
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god i love spending my real 20 dollars on fake 2 dollars
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going the exact speed limit and not getting mad or going faster when cars speed past me & honk their horn because i’m a chill guy
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