Afif
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Your run-off-the-mill Borneo oilman. Sweet as lah. 🇲🇾🇳🇿🇦🇺 لا آلهة
Melbourne, Victoria
Joined July 2009
What is the meaning of life?. Every living thing, from the simplest single-cell microbe to the most complex organism have these in common: they nourish themselves and replicate. In human terms, it means to EAT and to FUCK.
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Nak virgin sangat kahwin ngan minyak zaitun la woi ada extra virgin lagi.
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Durex is RM7.90 for a box of 3.
Ini mesti walaun. Status bodoh sokmo, tak bertebing bodoh mereka.
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Sebab apa dinasour taknak turun dari kerusi empuk walaupun hauk?? Sebab boleh bawak anak bini holiday.
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Stop breathing sis the air u breathe is the same air that goes through a pig's lungs wallahi.
Asap masakan kedai cina kluar daripada serombong wap minyak Babi klluar Dan pasti hinggap Di baju Kita. Masalahnya sapa approve serombong Tu menhala ke hadapan @DBKL2u jln raja laut
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To those of you Malaysians buying a diswasher as a kitchen upgrade, please understand they're made for white people food stains like sandwiches and apples and fried frenchs. You'll still have to wash the curry oil manually with the good ol Glo before loading ur plates in.
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His face says "how much longer do i have to listen to this because i really don't give a fuck".
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No Nooryana, it's a precedent for all future PMs who are corrupt. Also applies to anybody else.
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@CeddyOrNot Nah. Not buying that a single bit. Hard to believe someone would spend 7-year savings on a flight upgrade. She might need to come up with something more believable.
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Sebab kalau tak sambut, macam di dubai, kau pecat.
Tak sangka, ramai yang ada disini menyambut ketibaan saya. Hilang rasa penat selepas perjalanan yang panjang apabila dapat bertemu dengan semua.
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It's called the commonwealth because all the wealth goes to a common place. England.
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That isn't sarcasm. That is a direct call to abolish the useless royalty who exacerbates climate change in Malaysia from their family business, leading to the massive flooding that you are witnessing RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
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Funny how people shit on anwar instead of abdullah who is the fucker who actually granted the fucking pardon lol.
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Ingatlah rakan-rakan. Tanpa raja, rakyat hidup. Tanpa rakyat, raja mati. Raja vs rakyat
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Malay people just finding out that other Malay people drink alcoholic drinks is so funny 😂😂🤣.
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Cancel PAS, says Coldplay leader.
Cancel Coldplay concert, says PAS leader #FMTNews #FMTLifestyle
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Don't worry. The type of muslims who think walking into a church is haram won't likely have friends that will have a wedding at a church, let alone be invited to one.
Muslims can attend weddings in church, says Selangor sultan #FMTNews
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If you earn $3,000 and your spouse earns $10,000,:. ❌️ your spouse earns $7,000 more than you.✅️ your combined income is $13,000. Changing everyone's mentality to the latter will save a lot of relationships.
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'Harini punya monarki'. when did you think they 'jaga agama dan kedaulatan negara'?. I'll let you in a secret. 'Raja sbg ketua agama' was a candy thrown to the monarchies so they will agree to establish FMS/NFMS/Malayan Union/Malaya. So they'll stay 'in power' and can sell land.
Bagi aku ada je fungsi. Dia jaga agama, kedaulatan negara, jaga hak orang melayu. Tapi harini punya monarki dah macam terpesong. Kalah firaun dia punya perangai. 🤣.
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Wait. Saudi actually banned @abdulhadiawang from coming to "tanah suci"?. Phew that must be a slap in the face, aku yang atheist ni pun boleh masuk lagi 😂😂.
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B40 Malaysians go to touristy areas and merengek about expensive food catered for tourists:.
Roti canai kosong RM9 sekeping. Nak tanya kenapa kalau jual dekat Genting Highland auto mahal? Kalau macam ni @KPDN_HQ boleh ambil tindakan tak?
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No, Malaysia didn't. You didn't have much knowledge of his contributions not because you were in school, but because he didn't make any.
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But anwar fucked one guy, najib fucked all of us. Mana boleh sama.
Najib should be given full pardon & let him run for by election. Macam PMX buat pada 2018 di Port Dickson dulu.
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Your dad isn't in prison because he was a PM. He's there because he took rakyat money into his personal account. Don't twist facts you hairy bufoon.
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Malaysia is:.❌ A country of 13 states.✅ A federation of three members, namely Malaya, Sarawak, and Sabah.
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Melayu lah terpaling selfless until someone dies and suddenly berebut harta faraid 😂.
@nanmanboi Mmg culture org cina ajar untuk penting kn diri dulu sebelum tolong org lain.
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Needed 4 screenshots to share his entire list of undeclared assets
Hartawan Daim Zainuddin menyeru orang ramai bangkit melawan Perdana Menteri Anwar Ibrahim. “Saya gesa kamu, rakyat Malaysia, buatlah apa yang kamu mampu untuk melindungi dan menyelamatkan negara ini.". Berita penuh:
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In Malaysia, universities aim to produce workers and taxpayers, not vocal leaders, because having many vocal leaders isn't good for the people in power. It's good to have people smart enough to work and contribute, but not too smart so they don't rebel.
Kata universiti ni tempat untuk belajar, nak lahirkan pemimpin?. undi 18 pun dah laksanakan, tapi bila nk belajar sistem demokrasi yang asas dan neutral pun kena sekat. ini penindasan terhadap mahasiswa untuk bebas berakademik. Fahmi Reza nak mengajar je, bukan berkempen.
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Mona Fendi, murderous, dead for ages, and trending today just shows how much we hate our Malaysian government right now.
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Malays enslaving Orang Asal was never talked about in school-level history books.
Not to speak nice of a coloniser but . J.W.W. Birch was an abolitionist, and the portrayal of his execution as the pinnacle of nationalism is revisionist history because the Malay Sultanate and aristocracy were pissy about not being able to enslave Orang Asal anymore. Send tweet.
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@CeddyOrNot Just. own up to it yknow. "Yes I'm rich (or dating/married rich), yes I exploit the system designed for the poor for my education. So? Whatchoo gonna do about it? Cry as I fly".
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@fmtoday The ex-CEO paid himself a grand bonus (~70M) that one year making himself the 2nd highest paid CEO in Malaysia when the company was barely above red. Meanwhile, directors got paid ~5M each. A majority of the employees didn't get any raise or bonus that same year.
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❌ Tahun 2024 ialah tahun buat side income.✅ Tahun 2024 ialah tahun menekan kerajaan melaksanakan "livable wage" ke atas majikan.
Tahun 2024 is ialah tahun buat side income dengan skill kita. Saya baru siapkan a full hands-on guide untuk bantu korang. Saya boleh jual RM97 - tapi saya nak bagi free sempena new year. Cuma perlu Like, RT & komen 'new year' untuk aksesnya. (WAJIB follow untuk saya auto dm.)
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The jiwa hamba is strong with this one.
Cucu Mat Kilau:."Mat Kilau pesan jangan sekali-kali menderhaka kepada Raja". Libtard Twitter:."Tahukah anda, Mat Kilau sebenarnya berjuang menentang Raja Melayu & sistem monarki yang menindas". Pengkhianat Bangsa:."Masih nak pertahan Raja Melayu?"
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Bro is in denial that "islamic" borrowing is just conventional borrowing with renamed terminology.
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Will buy a painting of 9 monkeys in 9 palaces. Ready to pay good money for it.
1. A painting of frogs and apes sitting inside Parliament has been purchased by Selangor Sultan Sharafuddin Idris Shah. According to an Instagram post by the Selangor palace, the painting has been put up in the Sultan’s private study room.
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If you're an engineer looking to move out of Malaysia, have a look at Australia's skilled independent visa requirements. It's an automatic PR if you are successful. My eoi submission was in August and received an invitation to apply for the visa yesterday lol.
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Spoiler: Malays didn't help defend the Ottomans during WW1, Federated Malay States probably (DEFINITELY, since it was a colony) contributed to the British war effort, which helped defeated the Ottomans.
Hubungan rakyat Malaysia dengan Turkiye sangat rapat sejak ratusan tahun dahulu melalui pertalian salasilah keluarga dan perjuangan mempertahankan empayar Uthmaniyah.
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Teach PAI and related subjects for 5.5 hours a week, while Math gets 2.5 and Science gets 1.5. What do you expect @anwaribrahim?.
Negara lemah dalam matematik, sains, kejuruteraan, AI, TVET - Anwar
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@CeddyOrNot I don't care that she's rich. I don't care that she shows it off. I also don't care that she is gaming a system made for the poor for her benefit. Those are not her fault. But. to lie about her own background irks me a little. Bukti berterabur kot. 🤷♂️ Have a good Monday Ceddy!.
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The result of not including the holocaust in Malaysian high school sejarah textbooks:.
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You mean he fired shots, from a gun, in the biggest international airport in Malaysia. and just. ran? Like, no one apprehended the man? . No one shouted "tolon tolon pulis ade orang pew pew tembak"?
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Yeah, until now. The guys in front work hard and pay taxes, you guys get br1m and uitm. Right?.
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Kafir country with no fiqh expertise guidance raised minimum wage again to $21.20, equivalent to ~MYR60 per hour.
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@ahirulahirudin @yulianamour @thevibesnews @imigresenmy @imigresenmy do you just hire anyone off the street without providing proper training? . Lol Hamzah Zainuddin rupanya minister in charge. No action will be taken obviously.
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As dumb as this guy sounds, remember there's a constituency where people are collectively stupid enough to vote him in. Imagine that, and imagine the geographic area they live in. And then imagine living in that hellhole.
1. PAS MP Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man says polygamy can help resolve the issue of women getting married late. “Negara kita sensitif isu poligami…saya fikir kementerian perlu rasional dalam isu ini. Bagi mereka yang mampu, sokongan moral perlu diberi,” he told the Dewan Rakyat.
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Lahhh if people want to marry someone of the same gender then let them be la. Love is love. There's no need to attach stigma to this topic. Don't simply imply people who do this are not sane. You do not know what they're going through.
@PakcikBertwit Lahhh if people want to marry their cousins then let them be la. Love is love. There's no need to attach stigma to this topic. Don't simply imply people who do this are not sane. You do not know what they're going through.
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Since you don't conduct background checks, bored kids on twitter pointed out the people you've hired are frauds. What does that tell about your organisation?.
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You managed Kelantan, you tell me.
KENAPA RAKYAT MASIH MISKIN? . Isu ekonomi adalah isu teras yang menjadi tumpuan dan kecaknaan rakyat pada setiap lapisan . Baca penuh di:. #BersihdanStabil.#PASBerintegriti.#MalaysiaSejahtera
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Yep, don't travel anywhere, stay in that small little religious bubble and don't ever think of popping it by meeting people and seeing other cultures. It's a dangerous world out there.
@efaperfume One thing about Bali I tak berapa minat is the temple, I faham you kata renew syadah everyday. Solat mmg renew syahadah but why risk going to the temple seeing all these? Iman kita ni fragile, so why risk it? Hopefully you pi sorang bukan dengan anak anak, tc puan.
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Songkok and whiskey bringing back the 60s melayu 😀.
Sejak Malaysia merdeka, dapat dilihat bagaimana teguhnya kepimpinan negara yang ditadbir oleh Melayu Islam. Mereka mampu membawa Malaysia menjadi sebuah negara yang maju, harmoni dan sejahtera. 1/5
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Again, and again, and again:. DROP. RELIGIOUS. EDUCATION. FROM. MALAYSIAN. PUBLIC. SCHOOLS. It is useless and takes time away from knowledge that actually matters.
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NURSE HE IS OUT AGAIN.
MALAY GENEROSITY. 1. Malays are a generous people. When other countries insist that foreigners who want to be citizens of the country have to assimilate and be assimilated with the definitive people of the country, the Malays were willing to accept unassimilated foreigners as.
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Because portaying yourself as religious in Malaysia is HIGHLY PROFITABLE.
Kenapalah orang senang² claim dia keturunan Nabi Muhammad? Dulu ada Habib² claim mereka drpd keturunan Nabi, skrg ni pula, Maula Muhammad Amin Al Idrisi Al Hasani. Kena pula Maulidurasul minggu depan, ramai² lah buat Mawlid diketuai oleh agamawan palsu seperti org dlm gambar ni.
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Fuck Taib Mahmud. Fuck his legacy, and fuck him for ruining Sarawak.
Tun Taib Mahmud. My father, 2003. Served for 27 years as a Forestry officer in Forest Department Sarawak. A secretary of the workers union at the time, a prominent figure in fighting against the establishment of SFC, Sarawak Forestry Corporation.
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❌️Evian.❌️Spritzer.❌️Volvic.❌️Borneo.❌️Cactus.✅️Upgrading the quality of our tapwater until it's drinkable.
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A PN-led government is increasingly likely. 😆. Here's to 5 years of deteriorating infrastructure, wage suppression, widening of the wealth gap, shit-class education, and zero transparency. Malaysian graduates, enjoy the gig economy jobs. Thanks for voting!.
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"Without religion, you won't be a good person". Orang yang percaya pada kata-kata ini memang parah moralitinya.
"You don't need religion to be a good person". Muslim yang percaya pada kata-kata ini benar² ada masalah yang parah pada akidahnya.
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The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and yet is not as sensitive as Khalid Ismath.
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When you replace "ampun tuanku" with "oi sial", that will get much more traction. Being rude sometimes gets you far.
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@syahredzan Fun fact: since geckos hate the sun, you'll unlikely find their droppings where there is direct sunlight.
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Malaysian schools allocate more hours to religious studies than science. Malaysians are wondering why their international education standards have dropped. 😂.
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It's about time we kick kelantan out of the federation, they should be a country of their own.
A 35-year-old non-Muslim female proprietor of a clothing shop was slapped with a compound during a spot check by Kota Baru Municipal Council (MPKB) officers.
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Malay men: "Obviously I can't achieve what you have, so I will show you how superior I am to you, by telling you how to dress better, according to my standards". E.g.:.
Congratulations. But sorry. How about the law of covering your aurat? Is BOH is more superior than words of Allah? Rethink about it. May Allah SWT give u guidance and hidayh not istidraj.
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The insane obsession with religion in 🇲🇾 where everything is centered around it.
Ha, siapa2 yang rajin pergi Suria KLCC, ini untuk mudahkan korang cari kedai yang DIIKTIRAF HALAL. Aku saja tak crop 'ownership'. Nak tunjuk player halal sebenarnya siapa dominan (?) and that's a very good sign coz they understand the market needs. cc: FB Dr Zaharuddin
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We were supposed to be a developed nation by 2020. It's now almost 2022, and our biggest city is crippled by week-long rain. Lives have been lost. People have been made homeless. We didn't just 'miss' that target, we failed so fucking miserably.
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@nireshkaur I thought standardising malay spelling of non-malay things is exactly and strictly DBP's lane.
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Itu diaaaa wanita = barang untuk dipakai, bukan manusia untuk dicintai. Fuuuuckin incels block me pls
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@MalaysiaGazette Contoh yang lebih tepat bagi raja adalah bunga Rafflesia, spesis tumbuhan parasit. Hinggap di pohon yang lain untuk mencuri nutrisi pohon tuan rumah. Dipandang dari jauh, indah dan elok. Tetapi apabila didekati, busuk dan meloyakan.
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Do not trust a politician who tells you how to pray, or a preacher who tells you whom to vote. Absolutely do not trust a person who is both.
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Correct. Stay away from these places - bankara ramen, sushi zanmai, and nobu. Especially in december! Stay AWAY!
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Basically, Malaysia can discriminate, but others can't!.
PM Anwar Ibrahim says Malaysia has not signed the Genocide Convention due to disagreements on Bumiputera rights and LGBT matters. He told Parliament that these issues relate to the Rome Statute and the International Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Racial
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So quickly adopting the all-American zero-empathy ignorance. Blending in very well!.
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The mistake here is assuming pensyarah IPTA are intellectuals.
Sampai tahap org berpendidikan MBA & pensyarah IPTA pun tak faham maksud liberal. Parah gak ni. 2 hari lepas viral status dari pengguna FB SK Ida MN. Dia kata PMX ubah Rukun Negara dan masukkan perkataan liberal. Sampai skrg status tu ada walau dia dah mintak maaf. 1/n
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@BN4everTN5O What in the. We've now lived the day gay islamists try to enforce the tudung on malay women. Wow.
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Someone's head got cut off and you sick fucks are using it as a 'gotcha!' argument about helping drug addicts. Where did the malaysian education system go wrong.
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This is if you live overseas, right? Balik kampung to resupply your kitchen overseas?. You won't do this for a week's holiday, right?. I am a little confused by the word 'travel' there.
Great travel tips dari saudara Khairul Aming 👇🏻. Kalau pergi ke New Zealand (atau mana-mana negara yang pemeriksaan kastam agak ketat), buat list bahan masakan yang dibawa. Ini akan memudahkan urusan di lapangan terbang & Alhamdulillah barangan yang mereka bawa tak dirampas 👍🏻
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It's really funny how the month of compassion, empathy and kindness turns into an obsession of telling people how to live life. Gotta really check that compass chief.
@penatbttrcp If your uzur is life threatening, yes you should eat, but if it is life threatening, doubtful you will be outside, you should be at home or on your deathbed. If you can go outside, and not fasting because of kesucian, then you should avoid eating.
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@_joni_joni_joni Nasib baik censored, supaya orang tak tahu yang sign tu Haji Zilani Bin Haji Awang, pengerusi bahagian Bukit Kuang.
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