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It is not because of what I’ve done but because of who God is that I watched Jackson live out Romans 6:4-5 while his brother lived out Matthew 28:19 today! To say I’m a proud Mom is an understatement.
Jackson, go out and make Christ known now! 🤍💙
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Praying for my brother who works for CenterPoint. No power, damaged house, wife & kids at home, but he’s out working 16+ hours to get everyone’s power back on. The amount of people yelling at these guys is INSANE too.
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These belong in HOUSTON.
The Titans are rocking the Oilers throwbacks today 🔥
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Gooooood morning to everyone rooting for the Astros to WIN today. ☀️☕️
If that’s not you, I hope you have the day you deserve.
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Broke out the throwback Ray Childress jersey for the Coogs game!! LFG!!!!
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Guy @ table next to us: do you know anything about baseball or are you recently a fan and just cheering for the fun of it?
My kid: I don’t mean to be rude, sir, but I promise she knows more than you do. Your Mets hat tells me that. Now you owe my mom an apology!
😂🤣😂
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Moms in this FB group complaining that the freshman had to run 15 gassers because a kid left his helmet in his locker.
Me: “Welp, PE is always an option for them if they can’t handle it. Bet nobody forgets anything today though.”
*Immediately kicked out of group* 🤦🏻♀️
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Astros Home Opener today deserves the Hoes Mad Park shirt! 🤘🏼🧡💙 LFG!!
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We may not have a pool out here but at least we can watch the Astros on the tv while we’re out here. (Kiddie pools will be here next week though lol)
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Let the 20 year old pick out my glasses this time. 🤔 It’s definitely nice to finally see again.
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“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”
"Everybody was wondering what would happen if the Rangers didn't win the World Series. I guess we will never know."
COREY SEAGER WITH THE MIC DROP 🎤😈
(via
@BallySportsSW
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Has anyone sponsored a child with Compassion International?!
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🧡💙
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Gonna need a “H-Town vs Everyone” shirt in the Oilers color scheme.
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Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that are raising their kids to be Astros fans!
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I am proud of myself for being sober for 32 days now… but damn if it isn’t hard when everyone around you is drinking. 🥴
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GOOOOOOD GUYS WIN!!! And the Gattis jersey remains undefeated in post season!!
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Dear junior high girls: if you want to text someone in the middle of the night text your parents not my son. And if it’s something you wouldn’t text your dad don’t text it to my son!!!
I’m teaching him to respect you, kindly do the same and respect him and yourself.
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Thinking it’s the perfect day to leave work early and do some day drinking… I’ll be here working, but you could drink for me. 😅
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YOU. GUYS!!!! I MET EVAN GATTIS’ MOM!!!!!!!! I can die happy now!!! She is exactly as I imagine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Think it’s time to mute the words: bang, cheat, whistle, Yankees, trash can.
I’ve been an Astros fan since the 80s and I’m going to continue being an Astros fan. 🤷🏻♀️ Sorry, not sorry.
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Houston owns this number.
Earl Campbell, Hakeem Olajuwon, Nolan Ryan.
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Couldn’t decide which one.
My adopted dad loved me plenty though. I just know I look good for 41.
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Bregs jamming Red Hot Chili Peppers is this best thing I’ve seen today!!
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Can they hurry up and get to the Texans already? I’ve got zero patience.
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It’s always a good night hanging with
@FabulousButEvil
and even better when our Astros get the W!
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Look who can’t win a World Series... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Look who can't hit 21 homers outside a baby stadium ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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If you’re going to drive 65 in a 75 in the LEFT lane do us all a favor and just stay home.
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Astros fans booing the Athletics team until Tony Kemp comes out and the place cheers him!!
#wherestheratFiers
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This man. My Dad. Adopted me when I was 3. And has loved me like his own for 40+ years. He is a Desert Storm veteran. And THE greatest PaPaw to my boys. He auditioned to sing the National Anthem at a
@SLSpaceCowboys
game. I am SO proud of him for this as it’s a dream of his!
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My son has been waiting for this night since he started playing football 10 years ago. First varsity game and he’s TE1.
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS IS FINALLY HERE!!!! Let’s GOOOOOO OILERS!!!
#proudmom
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We are all DeMeco right now.
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IS THIS FOR REAL????!! DONT PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS.
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Nobody looks at these unis and thinks of Tennessee. Luv Ya Blue will always be a Houston thing.
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Didn't Big Jon do it first??
Bregman bandanas are taking over Astros early batting practice -- Loperfido, Meyers, Cabbage and Kessinger are all wearing bandanas, along with coaches Jason Bell and Troy Snitker.
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@RobHTX78
He may have power now but I know he didn’t yesterday when he left at 9am. He hasn’t replied to my texts from 5am….. 😒 Acts like he’s busy or something. 😝
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Just when you think you’re raising your kids right the youngest says Amarillo By Morning is trash and George isn’t that good. Had no choice but to kick him out of the car and leave him on the side of the road.
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Coach of the year.
Rookie of the year.
🚀🚀🚀
We're the first team in NFL history to win our division with a first-year HC and QB 🤯
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@thesamexican
There are people who come up to them demanding they go to their area next and tell them why they need their power on more than whatever is next on their list. Then they just take their frustration of the situation out on them.
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Dear boys of mine:
YES, I flipped the breaker for your bedrooms. No, I don’t know when I’ll flip it back!!!! When I tell you to do something I don’t want to hear “I’m in a game”..... I don’t give a shit about your Fortnite game!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Mom
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Oilers win 20-0!!! And my guy played a hell of a game at DEnd.
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He’s been checked EVERY INNING BUT NOW they want to do this shit?? Umps constantly doing the most to screw this team.
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Don’t ask me if I want Mexican food and margs, just tell me what time you’ll be picking me up!
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Would much rather be reading any of these books instead of working 😭
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This speech he wrote left this Mama speechless. You think they don’t notice, but they really do. I love you
@NathanElies40
and I am sooo grateful God picked me to be your Mama.
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Still PEARLAND PROUD!! Not many kids can say they’ve played in the Little League World Series. 🧡💛🧡💛
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Happy birthday to the beautiful, funny, driven, adventurous, and obviously FABULOUS
@FabulousButEvil
! I can’t wait to celebrate you tomorrow (without tequila shots)! I hope YOUR day is as amazing as you are!!
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We all know.
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Could use all the prayers and good vibes for good news from the dr tomorrow for my kiddo. 💙🙏🏼
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3 rules in life:
1. Don’t root for the Yankees
2. Don’t root for the Rangers.
3. Don’t root for the Cowboys.
3 rules in life:
1. Don’t feed another man’s dog
2. Don’t flirt with a girl in a relationship
3. Don’t eat hard shell tacos
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One of the biggest Astros fans I knew growing up was my grandmother. Her bar in South Houston was nothing but Astros Oilers & Rockets stuff. It still blows my mind how much of her I see in me. I know she’s cheering loud in heaven, but I wish she was here seeing all of this! 💙🧡
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I know a certain 7 year old that is going to lose his mind over his new shirt.
@realjoshreddick
@astrosbaseball
#r
…
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They can’t even post the score 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Last one... it’s quittin’ time. Y’all pray for me because I’m going to need it. 😬🤞🏼🙏🏼
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Does this mean I have to have all these kids at my house for every game?
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Less than 12 hours until the Astros take the field for Game 1 of the WORLD SERIES!
Let’s gooooo!!
#TakeItBack
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The haters are seething.
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To the man that gave me the most precious gift of choosing me and opening his heart to a baby girl that wasn’t his. Through all of my ups and downs of stubbornness, triumphs, failures, and joys, you remained a constant. I love you Dad! Happy Father’s Day!
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