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writer. annoying new yorker. words @offsidenewsco @BlueshirtBanter. BU ‘23. formerly @FPANewYork. usually yapping about NYR + TOR + VAN + TBL. 🇺🇦🇨🇿
nyc. he/him.
Joined June 2019
New article for Banter. Not exactly a pretty one, but just some thoughts I had to get out. #NYR
The Blessing and the Curse of Matt Rempe’s Role on the Rangers. The Rangers forward is straddling the line between reinvigorating the team and heading down a dark path. Read it here ➡️➡️➡️ via @admbeaumont #NYR
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“the hype for women’s hockey is going to die down” ok well it’s march so how do you explain this.
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There’s no NHL equivalent because this league would never let a kindhearted nerd succeed. The closest we have is Matt Rempe and he punches people in the face.
Can someone please explain pommel horse guy in hockey terms?.
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starting a rumor that fueled by ramen dropped panic at the disco because they got fall out boy back
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Actually the coolest part about Florida teams winning. It’s a really intimate celebration with fans. They’re going to local venues, bringing smaller businesses attention, having genuine encounters with diehards that those fans will remember for the rest of their lives. It rocks.
Grand total of 39 Florida fans celebrating the Stanley Cup win 🏆 .
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The funny thing about this final is that it’s USA vs. Canada but it’s two of the most hated teams from either country so there’s ZERO patriotic joy.
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Man.
Passing along this GoFundMe for Matthew Gaudreau’s wife, Madeline, and their unborn son, Tripp. All donations will be directly sent to the family for Matthew’s funeral expenses and for the eventual birth of Tripp. ⬇️.
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oh my god the last coyote.
Aku Raty will make his NHL debut tonight for the Coyotes. He will wear No. 85.
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matthew tkachuk getting engaged right before the playoffs feels like a wwii soldier marrying his high school sweetheart before he storms normandy.
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One of these days, his records will become obsolete and the Hall of Fame will be filled with young stars who make his achievements look small. And all he will have to show for himself is a gambling controversy, a mediocre coaching stint, and this.
Wayne Gretzky and his wife joined their children, Paulina and Trevor along with Paulina's husband, at a private Donald Trump event on election night. #USAElection2024
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He plays for the New York Islanders no he’s not.
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so fitting that the prize in men’s hockey is a tin can people have pissed in and in women’s hockey it’s a tiffany original design.
It’s all in the details. Take a closer look at The Walter Cup, designed and handcrafted by Tiffany & Co. 📰
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Stamkos just said “what loyalty and respect means to you” oh it was MESSY in Tampa.
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do you know how bad a call has to be to get hank green to defend matt tkachuk.
Well…I hate Matthew Tkachuk but I’m going to need to be convinced on that one….
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Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Please stop having children unless they’re right handed defensemen.
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yeah if i my ex showed up to my place of business and served this hard i would kiII myself
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bill hader played hbo so hard he was like haha i was on snl here’s my little half hour comedy and then made a david lynch film.
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It’s so funny how obviously they set up this whole arc for the Oilers winning the cup.
Episode breakdown for FaceOff: Inside the NHL. Show airs on Prime Video, globally.
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I don’t think you can really beat naming Quinn Hughes captain on September 11th and forcing that man to basically say “shoutout to 9/11, sad day” in his presser.
okay in ur opinion what was the funniest/most unserious moment of the 23-24 season.
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Or you very much could!.
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I hope she knows how much this photo means to hockey twitter
the more you know 🌈 . all of my ART has intention babyyyyyyyy 🏒 I put my hometown hockey team in drag lol .
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J.T. Brown seeing MLM flag colors on someone’s stick tape and going “Nice tape job, Canucks fan?” is sending me into orbit.
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Celebrini scoring multiple points in his debut and Bedard forced to sit out half of his rookie year with injury both picked first overall back to back close enough welcome back Matthews and McDavid.
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will never understand how quinn hughes has the ruggedly haunted beauty of a man who works in construction to pay child support when he’s a mama’s boy rich kid from the GTA
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john mulaney presenting at the oscars is the super bowl half time show for people with letterboxd.
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the people have asked. here are my top 30 hottest nhl players. fellas, if by some chance you see this, please protect your peace and ignore. i am barely sorry.
is it misandristic to make a thread ranking who i believe the hottest nhl players are it’s not to objectify them it’s just so people can see the taste of a mentally ill gay man and laugh.
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no pride in hockey but artemi panarin calls chris kreider a whore on the regular
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cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned.everything you lose is a step you take.so make the friendship bracelets.take the moment and taste it.you’ve got no reason to be afraid
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the difference between canadian and american hockey coverage is crazy because we’ll find out a ranger was injured in practice like a week after the fact meanwhile ilya samsonov falls down and it’s like the president has been shot.
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I don’t know what’s more disgusting, citing “needing to work out” as a reason to evade legal proceedings for sexual assault charges or the fact that the court took that as a valid excuse.
The 5 former NHL players currently being charged for a 2018 group sexual assault have all been excused from attending pretrial hearings, per The Globe and Mail. Each player cited a reason for skipping the already not-required hearings. ⬇️
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#NHL announces that former #Blackhawks executives Stan Bowman, Joel Quenneville and Al MacIsaac have been reinstated and are now eligible to seek employment in the league again. Can be hired after July 10.
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I’m drunk at Thanksgiving so I’m not about to cite data but as someone who’s been researching the growth of hockey and the increasing diversity of fanbases for two months quite literally this era is the most popular hockey’s been since the 90s.
It's time for an honest, uncomfortable conversation. Is hockey in a more perilous position on the sports landscape than we're ready to acknowledge?. The numbers are not pretty. Where do we go from here? . This Thanksgiving, thoughts and reflection:.
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rangers fans are gonna kiII the wennberg booktok girlies with hammers i can tell you that much.
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🔒 LEON'S LOCKED IN 🔒. The #Oilers have signed forward Leon Draisaitl to an eight-year contract extension beginning in 2025-26 with an average annual value of $14 million.
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Tavares amulet week was one for the ages.
some of the top days to be on twitter:. 1. luigi mangione face reveal day.2. uhc ceo shot day.3. kissinger death day.4. titanic sub day.5. trump covid day.6. queen elizabeth death day.7. george santos paparazzi pic day.
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Marshawn Lynch makes history as the first Bottoms cast member at the NHL Draft.
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the nhl taking away the opportunity for matthew tkachuk to wear a jersey that says “we are fierce” might be one of the greatest tragedies in modern hockey.
We are FIERCE 🏳️🌈. A look at this year’s Pride jerseys as designed by Enrique Cirino! 🎨
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no pride in hockey but espn can say “matthew tkachuk was ridden all the way by braden schneider”.
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it’s alarming to see how many Bruins fans have suddenly turned on Sway because of this contract situation.
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If there was a Twitter Hall of Fame, what quote from an athlete or coach would you induct?.
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Barky’s never done a bad thing in his life.
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you don’t understand how insane this is. my friend who does clown drag made this edit after i dragged him to a hockey game. absolutely no one on bolts twitter understood. it was made for three deranged gay people. how is this getting attention. incredible.
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Best Team USA roster in decades and they’ve got a clown car parked behind the bench.
This is objectively the funniest fucking coaching lineup they could have picked
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She is truly the most interesting person in the hockey space
Refreshing like a mad man. The only opinion I want to hear about this trade.
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call me crazy, but when i was 17, my bad decisions were drinking four loko and shoplifting from h&m, not committing criminal sexual misconduct and irrevocably traumatizing a young girl. don’t think we can chalk this one up to, “kids, am i right?!”.
Logan Mailloux is writing another chapter in his story tonight at Bell Centre. Personal opinion: We're overeager as a society to throw away the key sometimes. Especially with 17-year-olds who make awful decisions. Horrible choices. There is no minimizing that. He's paid a real.
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I don’t even need Mitch Marner to sign this I just need him to explain it
I need NHL hockey back like ASAP so every team can do the “can you sign this” trend with old unearthed embarrassing childhood photos.
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It is with great pride and also tremendous fear I must say, it is time for Maple Leafs hockey.
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No but seriously imagine it: You're seeing the Canucks play. Miller is back. It’s Boeser’s 500th game in Vancouver. They beat the Panthers 4-0. Then, if things couldn't get any better, Lankinen and Demko walk onto ice and hug, holding the gay flag.
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If Jeff Marek isn’t hosting 32 Thoughts anymore how am I supposed to learn about dudes like Blinky McBarnes, OHL legend on the Brantford Wickets who played one (1) game in the show in 1978.
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is this not gary bettman
they gonna be projecting children on the sphere at the draft like hunger games tributes?.
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I love watching a new generation get their rising franchise stars yaoi it’s comforting to know that as much as hockey evolves some things never change.
it’s seems I have grown quite fond of the baby sharks with american girl doll faces
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I asked Alex Moffat about this sketch once because duh and he had absolutely no memory of playing Brady Skjei.
7 years ago today, Brady Skjei (his jersey) made an appearance in a Saturday Night Live skit 😂. (via @nbcsnl)
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Trouba’s got a deep sadness in his eyes that you only see in those who signed the thank you letter to Harris
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Kreider orchestrating this…yeah he’s got the C even if he isn’t wearing that letter
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Can you use an old game photo in a graphic? Can you call hockey players hot? Are we bandwagoning the Sharks? Can a team celebrate an overtime win? Are Marchand and Pastrnak having a diva-off? Can a 22 year old afford a mortgage? Is Gary Bettman Brat? Is MLSE my community?.
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personally i’m all in on this guy
if the #NYR do catapult trouba into the sun, who would you guys like to see as the next captain? assuming that kreider once again refuses?.
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Surely trading a player immediately after he complains about being a healthy scratch will boost the team’s trust in management and not further create strife, right?.
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every year i watch some of the brightest minds i know fall victim to the naive hope of the toronto maple leafs.
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You gotta hand it Mo Rielly. He got in trouble for saying a slur once and became one of the team’s most consistent allies. That’s Catholic-level guilt right there.
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Look I’m just saying
Oasis are trending. What else from the '90s should make a comeback?.
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felicia wennberg is eight months pregnant and has to move across the country someone give that poor woman a sesame seed bagel and gun.
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The NHL announces that Stan Bowman, Joel Quenneville, and Al MacIsaac have been reinstated on the opening day of free agency. They are obviously hoping to bury it. Do not let them. Do not forget what these men. Stand with Kyle Beach and stand with victims of abuse.
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every time i see this video i just wonder how i’m supposed to hate this guy. like be so serious right now. who cares if he sucks at hockey. he served too close to the sun.
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this being announced four minutes after rick westhead confirms the 4 remaining players surrendering to the london police is making me sick to my fucking stomach.
#NHLAllStar Update: @NJDevils forward Jesper Bratt has been added to the roster for 2024 NHL All-Star Weekend, replacing injured teammate Jack Hughes. Hughes will still be in Toronto and will co-captain Team Hughes. Details:
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Don Sweeney is about to tape a photo of Jeremy Swayman from his UMaine days over a 8x$7M deal and hand it to the social admin asking “Can you sign this?”.
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god i see what you’ve done for bruins fans and all i ask is that you bestow it upon literally any other team in the entire nhl.
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