what soups should we add to the menu to make #LukaDoncic feel more at home? 🥣⛹️‍♂️ (ty to my restaurant partners @davewaitecomedy & Gary Whistlebutt, who is not on this app)

rupaul got the standard Apple plug-in earbuds, in case anyone was wondering 😎🤗

made this one especially for Cupid 😍🥰

will post the finished product in pt. 2 😘💅

edgy video editing for an edgy joke, courtesy of legendary Swedish comedian/Xgames videographer @7913Johannes (aka Coach Thunder) 🙃 🏂

a long forgotten gem from my now-banned tiktok account 😜😎

been using my tshirt cannon to make very unwelcome donations at goodwill 🎽🔫😜

what a time to be alive/a Jew 😗😙

well, at least we get free parking today 🫠🥴

this sleepy little message is for Jon R. Miller, the CEO of Procter & Gamble (which owns NyQuil) 😴😘

two months ago @ArijanaRamic & I shot our first and so far only episode of This Week In Wigs™️ featuring @joeljimenezhaha. Let us know in the comments if we should film another one! (You can also let us know in the comments if you think we should never do this again) 👵🏼🤡😉

this “PSA” is old (as evidenced by the way my hair is parted), but unfortunately still relevant (as evidenced by the LA Wildfire-related content some ppl are posting on the internet 🙅‍♀️🔥)

@maariabajwa @AdequateEmily Honestly? Honored.

considering today’s date, here’s something involving a U.S. president 😘🫣

you have to be really intelligent to get this joke 🤓🎓

Every month of 2024 I posted a disgusting video of me fake pooping out a sausage, so this year I’m doing something entirely different 🐒😉

fun little end of the year reminder 🥳😉

turns out one menorah per family member is too many 🕯️ 🔥🫣

here cums Santa Clause ☹️☹️

took a nighttime stroll & asked a stranger to film this 🎄😘 see more ASS LASERS this Saturday, Dec. 28th at 9:30 pm, ticket link in IG bio