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Stand-up special Take It Easy and black comedy series Afsos, streaming worldwide on Amazon Prime. Enquiries: anirban.dasgupta5 @gmail .com

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Anirban Dasgupta
6 years
Hello. If you haven't watched my special Take It Easy on Amazon @PrimeVideoIN yet, do check it out from the links below. I had fun doing this and it will be worth your time. Trailer: Full show: Please spread the word.
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7 years
I am a bengali married to a south Indian and we gel over the fact that none of our states fall for the BJP wave.
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5 years
The career high for both a comedian and a criminal is Netflix.
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6 years
I watched two episodes of Sacred Games, then my wife told me to hold on as she'll watch the first two and then we can watch the rest together. Now she says she couldn't stop and has finished the show. I am still stuck at two.
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5 years
You either die a hero or live long enough to learn cooking during quarantine.
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7 years
This is the funniest thing I have received on whatsapp ever.
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7 years
Followers of a cult setting a state on fire: Rogue elements. Comedians tweeting a joke on govt: Commies, anti-nationals. Parody country.
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6 years
No wonder Modi works for 18 hours a day, there is so much to cover up.
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Twitter bio in 2020: Followed by PM. Once RT'd by Amit Shah. Saw Abhijeet once. Was in the same city as Pahlaj Nihlani yest. Proud Indian.
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7 years
The happiest people on twitter are the ones who use this service only to tweet to companies that their courier has not arrived.
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7 years
Some comedian should promote a show called Ache Din and then not show up.
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6 years
Umbrella priorities: Putin > World cup trophy
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4 years
Can’t keep up with this web series called India.
@ReheSamay
Samay Raina
4 years
Aaj twitter dekh k bohot maza aa raha hai
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4 years
Only in India will thousands of bhakts do push-ups every morning so that Modi is not overweight.
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6 years
My friend from college used to declare her father as the best dad in the world on FB every father's day. This year she had a baby and on this father's day, she called her husband the best dad. Sorry uncle.
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Anirban Dasgupta
7 years
Simultaneous state and centre elections makes sense because then you'll have to lie to the people just once.
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Anirban Dasgupta
7 years
Uber driver: aap Kya karte ho. Me: comedian. Silence. Me under pressure: aur aap?
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7 years
If you note down the opposite of everything Arnab Goswami says on his show every night, you can print the book and call it Civics.
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4 years
Difficult to describe nationalism better than this.
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Punit Pania
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Weekly reminder.
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4 years
Netaji zinda hai.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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I WON THE ELECTION!
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Anirban Dasgupta
3 years
Switching between world war updates and wordle. What a time to be dead inside.
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Anirban Dasgupta
6 years
My one hour stand-up special is live on @PrimeVideoIN . Check it out :)
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4 years
Hello. #Afsos is shortlisted in @filmfare OTT awards. 1. Best Original story ( @SouravGhosh87 @ChatterjeeDibya and I) 2. Best Actor (male) in a comedy series - @gulshandevaiah and 3. Best comedy series or special. If you liked the show, please vote for us
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4 years
Election Commission of India will find a way.
@HouseOfNoronha
Navin Noronha
4 years
When everyone's dead, who'll vote for BJP?
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7 years
It takes some degree of shamelessness to appear daily in front of the media that they themselves have bought over and repeatedly say that the media works for the opposition. It's bizarre.
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Anirban Dasgupta
4 years
As far as sporting icons go, there’s Muhammad Ali and then these influencers.
@sachin_rt
Sachin Tendulkar
4 years
India’s sovereignty cannot be compromised. External forces can be spectators but not participants. Indians know India and should decide for India. Let's remain united as a nation. #IndiaTogether #IndiaAgainstPropaganda
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6 years
Modi won't rest till he makes Congress relevant again.
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Anirban Dasgupta
7 years
Right wing whine about NDTV's liberal bias and then counter it by opening channels with even more blatant anti-liberal bias. Their problem was never about bias, it was just about power.
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Anirban Dasgupta
7 years
Hello. Please check out new stand-up clip on corporate jobs and motivational speakers. Share if you like it.
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6 years
Modi is not responsible for the falling rupee as much as he is responsible for the falling IQ of Indian internet since 2014.
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6 years
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhahaha can't make this up.
@AisiTaisiDemo
Aisi Taisi Democracy
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Even Aap Ki Adaalat removed its judge when AS came there. #JaanBachGayi
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7 years
Beautifully explains why most NRIs are fanboys of Modi.
@rishibagree
Rishi Bagree
7 years
And @adg_5 & his wife had to migrate to a BJP ruled state to earn their living....... what a sweet Irony 🤣😂🤣😂
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7 years
Please check out new stand-up clip on my favourite song Afreen Afreen and other love songs. Share if you like it.
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7 years
Wow, the BJP looks at the past just like Elon Musk looks at the future.
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Anirban Dasgupta
5 years
afsos dekh lo. Streaming worldwide.
@PrimeVideoIN
prime video IN
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sunno, agar so nahi rahe ho toh afsos dekhlo. tumhara timepass hojayega aur nakul ka dinn ban jayega 👍 ye padi link:
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Anirban Dasgupta
4 years
The Constitution of India on which Modi took oath had an unfortunate typo. It read government should be for the people, off the people, buy the people.
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Anirban Dasgupta
4 years
This is a beautiful stream. Please watch.
@ChessbaseIndia
ChessBase India
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From 40 people watching his streams, he reached a concurrent viewership of 68000+ people at the Online Chess Olympiad 2020. How did a printing engineer become a stand-up comedian and now a chess lover/promoter? Check out the Evolution of Samay Raina:
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7 years
I finally understood why Modi follows trolls on twitter. He compiles their tweets from his timeline to make a speech in Parliament.
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6 years
Lol
@PMOIndia
PMO India
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I want this Government to be criticised. Criticism makes democracy strong: PM @narendramodi
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I would love to be a child in a country where BJP rules for 60 years. There'll be two lesser subjects to study in school - history and civics.
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6 years
He is this close to saying vote for BJP over Congress due to alphabetic order.
@Swamy39
Subramanian Swamy
6 years
It is alarming so many Congi leaders are honey trapped by ISI and free sex Naxalitewalis. National security is in danger! We need BJP back with majority in 2019 even if we have not kept some of our election promises
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6 years
BJP seems to have so much money that they can probably form the government in England too.
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Anirban Dasgupta
6 years
Trailer of #takeiteasy , my stand-up special. Streams on Amazon @PrimeVideoIN from 22nd June. Please watch, RT and spread the word.
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6 years
Highlight of this week was getting to do stand-up in Kashmir.
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6 years
Hello. My one-hour stand-up show releases on 22nd June on @PrimeVideoIN .
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Anirban Dasgupta
3 years
Hello. It’s been a while. New stand up out on YouTube. Pls watch in peace and share if you enjoy it.
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Anirban Dasgupta
7 years
It's 11pm, so here is a contraceptive ad on TV.
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7 years
Main feature of a bean bag is to check fitness levels while getting up.
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7 years
Fake news alert.
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7 years
Uber pool has more seats than Congress.
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Anirban Dasgupta
4 years
News channels that barc the most.
@republic
Republic
4 years
#RepublicNumber1 | The weather up here at India’s Number 1 News Network Republic is cool and calm. How’s the weather down there @TimesNow , @AajTak , @IndiaToday ? Seems to be getting real stuffy down there in the league of extraordinary competitors
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Anirban Dasgupta
5 years
Hello Bangalore.
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6 years
I agree with Gurumurthy. Decisions we make cause great disasters. Like voting a bigot to power.
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5 years
Parallel universe
@PMBhutan
PM Bhutan
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33rd press interactions in the last 13 months.
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7 years
Stand-up comedy has exploded in India not because of comics, but because everyone seems to be a know-it-all gawker after watching four youtube videos on their mobile phones. Thank you.
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@PiyushGoyal Merchant of love.
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6 years
New India is a dark comedy series that no one wants to watch.
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7 years
Big scams being unearthed and prime minister Manmohan Singh is silent as always. Huh.
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6 years
Whatever you do in life, it shouldn't reach a stage where you have to look towards Sambit Patra longingly to defend you.
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7 years
Times Now: Rahul Gandhi watched Star Wars on the day of election results. How dare he? How can he be prime minister? Modi lies blatantly in election rallies. Times Now: Even though Modi lies, the good thing is he lies 19 hours a day, doesn't watch movies at all.
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6 years
Boka_____
@BJP4India
BJP
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Truth of hike in petrol prices!
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I shazamed silence and the result was Modi.
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6 years
Choosing the apt meme as a reaction to something is an art form.
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7 years
Opposition in India in order of impact. 1. Memes 2. Supreme court 3. BJP themselves 4. Congress
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Washington Firmino
@cricketnext
News18 CricketNext
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Watch the ball till the end? Na, smash the ball into the stands without looking! Incredible from Washington Sundar.
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6 years
Bhadralok and bokachoda moment.
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Anirban Dasgupta
7 years
I see clueless gawkers making their way onto my timeline declaring what comics should talk about with the air of men who have cracked stand-up in their previous birth and therefore decided to give their valuable time to sales and marketing in this life.
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Anirban Dasgupta
5 years
Afsos starring @gulshandevaiah releases on 17th Jan @PrimeVideoIN .
@FilmCompanion
Film Companion Studios
5 years
From new stand-up specials from @mojorojo @thevirdas and @therealrussellp to new original shows from @kabirkhankk and @adg_5 , our picks of what’s releasing this month across @NetflixIndia @PrimeVideoIN @ZEE5India @TheViralFever @hotstartweets
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Anirban Dasgupta
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Hello. Please watch my stand-up clip on not wanting to have kids. Ever. Share if you like it.
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7 years
How much longer till Modi claims he was the sole freedom fighter who got us independence?
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6 years
Twitter has become an app to check out who's having a bad day today.
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No business has boomed due to sending bulk Happy Diwali messages to clients and associates.
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List of books apparently banned in India. 1. The Satanic Verses 2. The Polyester Prince 3. Lajja 4. The Constitution
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6 years
People joining their family businesses after college are writing on their twitter bios: anti-dynasty proud bhakt.
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Anirban Dasgupta
7 years
There are two sides to every story. One is the BJP side, and the other is the truth.
@kunalkamra88
Kunal Kamra
7 years
Sir I'll still beg you to come on my show, I'm sure you'll be interesting & fun to chat with. The mistake I made was assuming that you didn't come on my show because of the other guests I've had & I'm sorry for that. Also, Screenshot lene ka function har phone main hota hai 🙂
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India is a fine country where the opposite of appeasement is violence. So the next time when someone whines about appeasing the minority, please tell them that it's at least better than killing them.
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All news anchors are actually robots being tested in the real world.
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Indian Idol is a show for event managers to select artists for corporate shows.
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5 years
Who says actors are not speaking out.
@redditindia
r/India on Reddit 🇮🇳
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Emperor on odd day Emperor on even day
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No group in the history of time has exploited and manipulated hinduism more than the current government and their cheerleaders.
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Hello. Check this out. Talking comedy, films and #Afsos with favorite people. @anuragkashyap72 @Zakirism @AbhiUpmanyu .
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You are an urban naxal if you tell your kid that santa Claus exists, WWE is real and demonetization is a success.
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It's @coolboy_joel 's day after all.
@premierleague
Premier League
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Spurs go 🔝 of the league #TOTMCI
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1942 freedom fighters: hey British empire, quit India. 1942 twitter trolls: where were you when the Mughal empire ruled us.
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Desh ke liye kya kiya tumne? Modern day patriot: Photoshop.
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Deleting unnecessary files from the desktop is such an underrated stress-buster.
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No one is more ignored than the Others column in exit polls.
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@free_thinker Hahahaha.
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Anirban Dasgupta
6 years
Hello. Thrilled to announce this. I will be performing at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival this year as part of Comedy Zone Asia. If you have friends in Australia, tell them to check this out. Will be back on time to vote. :p
@micomfestival
Melbourne International Comedy Festival
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We are thrilled to be announcing the cast of Comedy Zone Asia 2019! Introducing @adg_5 (India), @joannekam (Malaysia), @FakkahFuzz (Singapore), @SonaliThakker (India) and @zainalbostaman (Brunei)! Performance in English, on sale now!
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Whatsapp.
@ranjona
ranjona banerji 🇮🇳
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Who's the Union Minister for Modi Defence?
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Tukde tukde gang.
@imMAK02
Md Asif Khan‏‎‎‎‎‎‎
6 years
Hindutva terrorists took out a rally in New Delhi, they are shouting "Ek Dhakka aur do, Jama Masjid tod do" Where the fu*k is Delhi Police ??
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If BJP were a football team, their formation would be 10-0-0.
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I think India is the only country where the leading fake news and satire website is furiously pro-establishment. Achievement unlocked.
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Imagine the plight of the person who has the job to focus the camera on Arnab every night.
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5 years
Waiting for the day when the defense of slowing economy is Kunal Kamra's ticket sales.
@ANI
ANI
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#WATCH Union Minister Ravi Shankar Prasad in Mumbai: On 2nd October, 3 movies were released. Film trade analyst Komal Nahta told that the day saw earning of over Rs 120 crores, a record by 3 movies. Economy of country is sound, that is why there is a return of Rs 120 cr in a day.
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I don't know if Modi has a degree or not, but he definitely thinks that everybody else in India is uneducated.
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Our series #Afsos is coming out on @PrimeVideoIN on 17th Jan. Directed by @anubhuti_k . Cant wait for you all to watch it. Trailer out soon.
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