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at my funeral my loved ones: why is camman18 here? me being lowered into the grave: thats oomf 😭
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@CatBubz14 notice how they only wanted a man to win it’s because misogyny
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@TheOneSaltine anything but fking dsmp
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@sensitivfreight imagine seeing the letter x and thinking it’s subliminal messaging for the trans agenda 😭
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@TaleOfDragon Asgore: “Damn… They slash them”
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@Elyse13579 “joel’s wife” and she’s one of the biggest og minecraft youtubers on the platform 😭
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@JelloRaccoon69 yk how in twilight the vampires’ skin glitter in the sunlight? that’s literally what’s happening here.
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@GroggyPogChamp @immovableAutism @Greninjasn @TuraNome they changed it because if you did multiplication before division here it would be wrong, hope this helps ❤️
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@Namiiwavee @blkazutora also he’s literally half japanese like 😭
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calling sibling dynamics “misogynistic” in the hermitcraft fandom is insane btw nobody is saying female ccs can’t have male friends
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@HappiDapp oestrogen is literally magic
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@Elyse13579 also this thing that people do are why i refer to ludwig as “qt’s boyfriend” because everyone calls her “ludwigs girlfriend”
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@AngelsMushroom atp if theyre active on twitter and still following him you should just start unfollowing/soft blocking 😭 they should know by now
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@pitrepan “when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night **with your head in your hands, you’re nothing more than his wife**” like yeah it’s clearly not about a bisexual woman that loves her husband i thought that was obvious 😭
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@BONKATOMICPVNCH i think we just need more. different autistic rep instead of the same cookie cutter autistic person every time
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@sabekys like expect to be banned in literally every one of tubbo’s friends chats isn’t there like a plugin that tells you if a chatter is banned in another chat ??
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this !! brennan accidentally created a meta commentary about how the main characters can do whatever they want because they get the cool story and then BACKTRACKS because the players forcibly headcanoned his npc DURING THE GAME
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Necesito personas que odian klck ver los episodios de nuevo porque ella no es envidiosa de kristen o adaine, ella SOLO es envidiosa que riz's papá fue comido de kvx. Ella ni siquiera dice ella es envidiosa de tener un papá muerto en realidad, ella es envidiosa de los PLOT HOOKS
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@birthdaybashed i know the image is real but who leaked it like when the fuck did this come out 😭
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wilbur support squad is crazy because wdym you get banned in the tubbo_ and jack manifold twitch chats and your first instinct is to email joe biden
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brennan, what was the point of having us empathise with trg and making porter a villain if youre going to go on screenrant and say that klck was sinister from the beginning because she WANTED TO FORM A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PEOPLE SHE WAS STUCK WITH
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@rosesare_reagan @sooyasdiorr @khiawings you can’t read, but it’s ok girl! everyone has their strengths and weaknesses
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@annemeeeeeeee @crimeboiz on stream he was talking about his music again and I shit you not went “back when tommy and i were still friends AHAHAHAHAHAHHEAJAHAHUAHAAHAA um”
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@yawns4fawns how do i say “yeah i listen to crywank” in natural conversation
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@PizzaCat048 sexual assault and bad working conditions, while both bad, are no where near the same thing ???
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@HeidiHev @Shafer1337 @Goku_WILIN the wrong people are liking this guys I HATE DREAM I HATE HIMMM
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@ActuallyMari__ the colours lining up exactly is insane
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@CirclingDrain @carlhannah @muddaub @haveyounofaith @BadBurritoBoi Jesus loved the sinner, not the “sin” So yes, He was.
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@givmecofedaniel you’ve heard of twink death, but are you ready for twink life?
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so many moots went crazy about this, so i have to ask should i watch rats smp
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The squeakquel is HERE! Project R.I.P has been announced: RATS: IN PARIS! Return to the world of the rats with our original cast and some new faces this October! Use #RatsSMP to let us know your thoughts!
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@Jerry_Spades @quesadrilla @JaidenAnimation yeah after they’d already made her money? this is different. the carson video was well received and was up for a while. if this video doesn’t go up then she doesn’t get paid. y’all forget that this is her job, not a passion project.
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@GregorysArmy @IdotTheChiapan @RACKETPLUSH oh so you have the diaper fetish
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@aolloverman @Fullmetal150 @GigaBasedDad so the sentence was wrong because he didn’t anticipate you specifically already knowing it?? it wasn’t even fucking directed at you what
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@4_lich_of_ooo @poopbutt_5alt @roboticpastries that’s literally the whole point unless you don’t know left from right
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@asourpaws @TuxDog1 lethal company isn’t a serious horror game you can’t compare them as if it is 💀
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@thelorebitch losing my shit over this
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@timolotl well ,, uh ,, well , umm take this ratio ! i need iptv metamask trust wallet hacked my account
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@RegularTornado when i tell you i had NO idea this was dream until i clicked the image
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ofc. klck is irredeemable because she remembers it. because instead of magically manipulated she was emotionally manipulated. thats what makes her evil. thanks brennan 😭 like no you cant clearly state someone was manipulated by a trusted adult and then call them evil for it
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I Do have opinions abt the mindwiping and the execution of trg redemption, but unfortunately I can't figure out how to word them in Spanish yet so they will just have to stay on discord
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@Cephalie1 @CapitalCorgi351 history majors, infamous for how oppressed they are
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@figgy_swift @M1das_OW2 @/epsteinsandwich ,, where most normal people get information
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@achtcupid @wokeydpronouns iirc he said he was taking a break and then deactivated. This i think was after taten was suspended
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@GdorfSSB @olivia5195 @Myspoon1984 yeah thats what she said 💀
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@mukututuru @spoonyspark @weirddalle with the stew that makes them blind for one day are you dense?
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@ItsMaybeMadi did he think you were coming out as disabled 😭
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@4_lich_of_ooo @poopbutt_5alt @roboticpastries this is such an insane interaction nobody said you can’t share your opinion
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@EsBigred @firstorderofbiz @JustinJTexan @PociaskJoseph @JenLRossman i wasn’t aware that tampons sterilised children, could you expand on that?
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i dont understand this because klck wasnt the one trying to establish a connection that wasnt there. AUGEFORT established the connection that wasnt there, and klck tried her best to work with it because OBVIOUSLY you want to be friends with the ppl youre spending four years with
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looking between the transcript for The Beginning Begins and the transcript for that screenrant interview brennan did about fhjy like "?????????"
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@memesoulskdnkd @wintrrcloud a friend sent a photo of a waffle to one and she responded with something along the lines of “well fine. i thought we were something special, but i guess i was wrong”
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@ElvisWTF @Megalaioffcl @massmandato me when i spread misinformation
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@PeaThePeanut it’s crazy he said this because grian is one of the better hermits in terms of pvp 💀
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@lesb0maniac @crust_bunny @k1ndbutnotsoft so men shouldn’t be allowed at concerts? being rightfully cautious of men ≠ barring men from. going places
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im not hiding this person’s name anymore istg if you are following this person block them right now if you interact we are done genuinely idc if “it’s just twitter” and “not that serious” block this person or dni
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on our next episode of can this person get better friends
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@elijahlikee @J00NM3T4L makes me more angry that he intentionally did it as a “prank”
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@kotakitaiga 😊😊😊
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@boxesofdoom hello zac oyama
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@B4ng1nY0M0M @DreamLeaf5 do you just say things
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@MaplesAccount @PoshGraphF63 @pkzep people are dying ashlyn this isn’t politics
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@AprilJo92879800 I need iptv metamask trust wallet hacked my account
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@Ozzieboy46 he even said he’d put a canary in it he knew what he was doing
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@scantierrr @GS_Maxxx @EPM106 when the script is. an essay i think you just don’t know what essay means lmfao
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@rocketrodryan ijevin says ACAB
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@NOT_Lunarplague people are so obsessed with what potentially happened between them it’s insane like it’s none of your business omfg if it was they’d say something about it
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@Alex_so0tt @adalene_elsa why would you use your deceased partner’s pintrest for personal use.
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why can’t she just be held accountable for choosing to get rage starred in order to have a backstory and then murdering her entire party while also acknowledging that she was manipulated and groomed by porter who YOU CHOSE TO MAKE A VILLAIN BEFORE EVEN CONCEPTUALISING TRG
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if someone gem and etho as siblings and you see that as someone trying to belittle the actual real life person gem ill never understand you
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@atMONIEsphere @evilashswag OMFGGG THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
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like omfg let people have headcanons yall are insufferable
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@_gothshark_ @GameChangerSam @samreich @rekhalshankar @agbeardsley @ZacOyama @GrantOB @BrennanLM @KatieMarovitch iirc her billboard wasn’t on hollywood blv which means she probably just separately got a billboard for katie marovitch reasons
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i know this is gem and grian but reality and milly have made me associate this image with them
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artist show me ur most popular piece!!! has to be this.... aaghj i miss the gamers outreach streams
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@Lucapon01 @technospiderssb people giving legitimate wordle tips about a game where the answer is always horse is insane
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why is this type of tweet so common in traffictwt
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@stxrceez @tangstimz @brainrotSana when betty white died cara made a tweet that was like “quick dream use the revive book !!”
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No offense I like this dude but he is slowly starting to turn into Kira 2.0
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like the reality is they are friends and everyone understands that ??? sibling headcanons dont take away from that this isn’t a real problem
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@JadeOpal16 @floriyrobin i mean those are. their colours so yeah 💀
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@M1das_OW2 someone sat and wrote out “16 year old girls urinating” and thought they were being normal
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@luxintrus camman’s skin was like that wayyy before blob skins were popular and that is NOT red’s skin you really need a better image if you want to prove your point 😭
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The name jebediahspringfield12345 is not a coincidence. This is like undeniable proof that he isn’t sorry. I doubt he even wrote that response. You’ll fire your mods but not your shit PR team William.
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wilbur unmodding all of his mods, INCLUDING a bot that posted links to support abuse and then, so he doesn't get banned for tos, creates an alt account called jebediahspringfield12345 referencing a character from the simpsons . this is the description of the character. vile man.
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@AntyWidzew @HappiDapp you have lesbian scott pilgrim porn in your likes :)
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@Kitsuneisi the lightest shade is so close to actual pure #ffffff it’s insane
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@kotakitaiga guys this is /j i swear
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whats the point of the two thumbnail feature
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@Atheneonn @cholrice well yeah he’s being truthful. it doesn’t affect him. but like. it’s sort of insensitive to say “i dont know why people are freaking out”
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@bunny_chara @alliuum couldn’t be farther from the truth. they’ve been friends for a very long time.
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some people are so stupid omfg
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@annemeeeeeeee ik he acts like a child
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@MCYT_Highlights NOBODY BUT I WATCHED THIS Wonder Quest with Stampy and Wizard Keen
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@spokeisnothere you got all four flavours of hidden 😭
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this is giving “it’s me !! the real mumbo jumbo !give me your credit card info
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@rexoroni this is one of my favourites
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@CirclingDrain @carlhannah @muddaub @haveyounofaith @BadBurritoBoi Jesus’s thoughts on the women in this context are completely irrelevant anyway, because we are talking about men who blame the women that they rape. Trust me, His thoughts on that are shown very clearly in Matthew 5:28-29.
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@DAKOSPY_HACK My metamask wallet got hacked. I lost access to my metamask wallet and lost thousands of dollars. My trust wallet was compromised also. I got scammed and I don’t know what to do, could you lend me a hand?
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@DairyTribe @JoshuaPsyclone @GingBear3 @vinn_ayy percy jackson is not white ancient history what are you talking about
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roblox needs to fix its damn report system because people shouldn’t be getting auto banned like this. it’s so easy to abuse and it’s always been like this.
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2 people being racist but me saying oh wow and gg is offensive... i love this game! 😊
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@f0rce0fnature_ @M1das_OW2 they hated jesus because he spoke the truth
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@Val_lanasvrsion @shakabrah83 no girl it’s a whole ass trauma response
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