Boss Goose
@abossgoose
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a happy future is a thing of the past
Joined January 2018
brb, getting in a brawl with old dudes by calling Neutral Milk Hotel my favorite ska-shoegaze fusion artist
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so far ahead in the leaderboard this week I think it's functionally (if not literally) impossible for anyone to pass me
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@anarchotadigism the crowds suck, the lack of universal masking is indefensible, gymnasts can perform unbelievable routines in respirators, even NASCAR has everyone at least in cloth or surgicals for at least 1-2 seasons... that said, go birds
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got real damn sad seeing a liquid iv display just, like, with random toys n shit at the front of a store like we're neither going to stop or even acknowledge *that* we're killing and disabling everyone, just gonna sell shit to help folks with the debilitating fatigue we all have
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@TsaiMeLemoni tbf they also weren't responsible while in power because I dunno orange man bad or something
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@ctizzie my investment is limited to A) being a bird and liking when folks cheer for me (whether they intend to or not) and B) a friend who just passed was a passionate Eagles fan
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me, brushing my Belgian Draft's mane: This horse is made for walking, and that's just what he'll do. One of these days this horse is gonna walk all over you. one of the 1000 billionaires shackled to the floor in a row like cars lined up for a stunt jump: *muffled grunting*
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being a good parent and teaching my kids to use proper anatomical terms like "breast trap"
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@HardPressedN you just don't get pig humor; it's funny because he shot the child 11 times in the face
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@nislatr apologies for getting pedantic, but I think they're literally the inverse; they're not a rat trapped in a cage getting shocked, they're the asshole zapping all of us rats and asking why this is happening
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@bannedcornczar @butt_genius haha, hadn't even paid close attention to the phrasing. "Wild coincidence that *I*, the CEO of my bullshit fascist pedo company, got picked by my company to win the $1mm."
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@swampflora It is RW, yes. And it's weird that they want to insist it should be everyone for themselves *and* that everyone should be absolved of their involvement in logical consequences of their actions.
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RT @briggityboppity: I want the eagles to win the super bowl only because I want that 10 year old boy that got a piece of the crashed jet iā¦
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this is why I wash my hands up to 4 times a day
so does everyone know that untreated tuberculosis has a >50% fatality rate and even with treatment (which is 6+ mo of antibiotics) it can cause many chronic health issues & shorten life expectancy eg after treatment, 20-50% of people have permanent lung damage from tb
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can't believe elon didn't get rid of the SSN auto-censor fuckin' bullshit, bro
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