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@kaitlancollins @KateBennett_DC Let the Trumps go down as the most classless administration in modern history
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@JoJoFromJerz I don’t care what the Bible says. I am not Christian. Those are not my rules to live by.
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@ddale8 If Trump was born without wealth, he could be in Central Park talking to the pigeons by now.
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@dog_feelings George + 🐙
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@kylegriffin1 I can’t believe this stayed a secret for three years. The lease for the neighbors bathroom is a matter of public record.
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@kaitlancollins Trump can’t get his lawyers to lie for him
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@realDonaldTrump Watching Secret Service drag you out of the White House should be pay-per-view 😂😂😂
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@Phil_Lewis_ This is basically an admission that if his son got a woman pregnant he would allow hum to be a deadbeat dad. It’s all on the women but that’s OK were used to doing it alone.
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@kriswisemiller @chrissyteigen Chrissys stimulus program
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@mikepompeo Hey Mike - at least Hillary had the balls to testify.
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@LindseyGrahamSC I find you offensive and absurd frankly, Senator.
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@DPWIMM @realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Raise your hand if you think that #MAGA should boycott the Georgia runoff
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@kylegriffin1 If a religion requires you to allow someone to die of aids then you may want to rethink things
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@Goss30Goss @realDonaldTrump A real American president will address Russia on January 20, 2021
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@HKrassenstein @JoeBiden The only people who think Trump won last night are white supremacists
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@briantylercohen @axios Eye-popping is the list of corporations paying zero in federal income tax
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@gtconway3d George, is this the billboard Jared and Ivanka don’t want us to see? Definitely don’t share this billboard.
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@gtconway3d Funding terrorism isn’t a good look. Find out @ProjectLincoln who is responsible.
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@dog_rates @clare_chiar Can you pick up Charlie? His back legs have been hurting lately and he’d love a ride.
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@Goss30Goss @FLOTUS To Melania, not all minor children are equal.
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@realDonaldTrump Biden won the election Get over it.
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@emrazz Men think we underestimate the dangerousness of bears but that’s not it. Bears will only kill you. There are things men are capable of worse than death.
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@Acosta Imagine throwing your own parade
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@LaraLeaTrump Trump 👏 impeached 👏 TWICE
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@RudyGiuliani He was replaced
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@clairecmc Tell them vaginas are just like guns so no need to regulate
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@jimsciutto Seems like the captain was right to take extraordinary measures. @EsperDoD resign.
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@dog_rates @dog_feelings George would like to lend a paw
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@justinamash The presidents free lawyer will figure it out
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@weijia @POTUS @FLOTUS I genuinely don’t understand how anyone could dislike POTUS
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@Bakari_Sellers Knock the air fryer if you must but just know that they do magic on reheating anything fried
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@JoJoFromJerz @RexChapman Donald Trump is innocent of the crime of inciting an erection. I guarantee that.
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@kyledcheney Because nothing makes sense in Magastan
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@nycsouthpaw And she’s paying legal fees on both sides 🤡
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@oldenoughtosay It’s also outdated advice. 200mg per day is totally fine as you know. To intervene, is to insinuate that you know better than the person carrying the child. ✨The audacity ✨
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@DPWIMM @realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Raise your hand if you think MAGA should boycott the runoff
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@CTVNews I’m American and even I know 99.9% of Canadians want that border closed until at least the end of the year but probably well into next if we don’t get our shit together down here.
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@chrissyteigen That and George
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@humorandanimals is this too close?
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@LeaderMcConnell 25,000 NG troops is not actually peaceful
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@realDonaldTrump Thanks for the senate! Democrats couldn’t have done it without Donald. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@Acosta Kayleigh hiding behind her cross necklace is particularly gross
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@realDonaldTrump If Democrats fixed the Georgia race for Biden, why didn’t we also take the Senate?
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@pablo_honey1 @LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump What kind of message does it send to let him off?
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@DrBiden Can’t wait to have dogs and good humans back in the White House
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@kaitlancollins "If conservatives become convinced they can not win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy." -- David Frum
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@briantylercohen @SenatorSinema Or women’s reproductive rights
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@dog_rates George would like to share his giraffe 🦒
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@chrissyteigen George the day he came home 🥰
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@AshaRangappa_ @JohnCornyn Funny how you need six degrees of separation to find a nothing burger but Trump hired his kids to work in the WH and gave them clearances against advice
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@dog_feelings George and crinkle squid 🦑
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@FLOTUS @WhiteHouse @WhiteHouseHstry Just get out of our house and don’t steal shit
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@MelissaBlasius @jaketapper @abc15 Q dude demands... lib food?
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@yashar Walz isn’t owned by anyone
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@chrissyteigen Legitimately cannot wait to watch the story unfold. And that’s how I’m coping with coronavirus.
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@realDonaldTrump Get out of our house
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@chrissyteigen George now 🥰
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@realDonaldTrump Where is the evidence of voter fraud? How much does a pardon cost?
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@dog_feelings Georgie is going to his first protest tomorrow ✌️ #BlackLivesMatter
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@MollyJongFast One of the things that frustrates me most about “pro life“ people is the failure to understand that their religion is theirs not mine. You can be pro choice AND personally opposed to abortions.
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@kaitlancollins THANK YOU Small businesses like mine should NOT pay more federal income tax than: Nike: $0 FedEx: $0 Zoom: $0 Dish Network: $0 Salesforce: $0 Hewlett-Packard: $0 Kinder Morgan: $0 Archer Daniels Midland: $0 Booz Allen: $0 Charter Communications: $0 Edison: $0
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@kaitlancollins That’s not how it works
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@davidmweissman @realDonaldTrump Trump thinks he won 🤣🤣
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@KamalaHQ Trump doesn’t sound very pro police
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@JoJoFromJerz I would look just as stupid and out place trying to mingle with the worlds most powerful people but I guess that’s why I don’t work in the White House 😂😂😂 Nepotism is bad.
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@MollyJongFast @JennaEllisEsq More math: Jenna has lost more than 60 court cases on trumps behalf
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@realDonaldTrump YOU LOST Deal with it
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@jaketapper The Republican Party is complete and total disarray It’s a shame
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@dog_rates @dog_feelings Georgie would like to offer his support or share a toy 🥰
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@realDonaldTrump Historic becuase no one has lost the presidency this many times You didn’t win
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@JohnCornyn Senator Cornyn waited to comment on Navalny’s poisoning until after Donald Trump left office. I’ve seen more guts in 11 year old kids.
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@kaitlancollins Mike Pence kept his hand on a hot stove for four years. I’m enjoying the burn.
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@kaitlancollins impeachment is divisive in the same way divorce from an abusive spouse is divisive
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@Goss30Goss @SenatorBurr Knowing many Americans will die, republicans were out there lying about the threat and protecting their portfolios knowing they will have access to testing and healthcare. Vote. Them. Out.
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@jimsciutto The FBI Director warned us months ago that white nationalists pose the greatest threat to our national security.
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@LeaderMcConnell But express lanes for LIFETIME supreme court justices is totally fine
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@DonaldJTrumpJr You’re next bro
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@WhutAgainNow @danooli_dani @ask_aubry Leading cause of death among pregnant women = their partner 🫠
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@dani_woodson @violadavis Every time I see a maskless face it’s a middle aged white dude who thinks he’s special.
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@jimsciutto Sondland is throwing everyone under the bus. It’s beautiful.
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@realDonaldTrump Biden is President in 15 days Nothing you can do about it either
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@LindseyGrahamSC Maybe because the entire thing is an epic waste of fucking money
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@GuntherEagleman @KamalaHarris The women of this country deserve equal rights in all 50 states
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@dog_feelings These lucky pups get to go to work with dad 🥰
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@Kevinliptakcnn @ddale8 #VoteHimOut should probably trend today
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@LindseyGrahamSC Can’t heal without accountability, Senator.
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@dog_feelings @dog_rates @NewsStatehouse George can help carry little ones if needed
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