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9 years
SHE GOT ME ON FUCKING STAGE XOANDPWNSKANSKAKZK
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3 months
No way 2021 feels like yesterday
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🩷 @NICKIMINAJ BARBIA @BIABIA 🧡 2021 2024
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So we all agree Queen is last?
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10 years
@NICKIMINAJ I GOT DIAMOND FOR MANCHESTER!!!!! 😭😭😭Look for me front row😜😜😜😜
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7 years
Think Johnny needs to avoid doing club appearances when he leaves love island he'll be swilled by every girl in Britain #loveisland 😭
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11 years
#animalcrossingmemories stealing other peoples flowers and winning the garden competition http://t.co/mouar3Rh
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10 years
@NICKIMINAJ STOP IM SO EXCITED COSMSOANSOWNA!!!
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@abbieTMUK
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11 years
@NICKIMINAJ all the way thru my exams now ill be thinking "work hard laugh Lata" your the reason ill get thru these...
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11 years
@NICKIMINAJ imagine if you did tho, oh how the barbz would spazzz
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3 years
Not TikTok potentially finding Madeline McCann💀
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@abbieTMUK
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@abbieTMUK
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11 years
@NICKIMINAJ IM ON THE BIKE DOIN WHEELIES IN A MANSION!!!!!!!!
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@abbieTMUK
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2 months
Look what’s arrived 😍 @NICKIMINAJ
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@abbieTMUK
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2 years
@NICKIMINAJ You do a poll and don’t listen to us anyway 💀💀💀 I’m CRYING 😂 queen knows best
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
I hate my nails I look like I'm going to a school disco get them off my fingers 😂😭seemed like a good idea at the time
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
I will miss you every minute of everyday, thankyou for everything you've ever done for me ❤️ sleep tight 🌹❤️
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@abbieTMUK
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9 years
As if I'm front page of the paper 😂😂😂 http://t.co/BVhXMRi6ch
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
If you look at my insta pics compared to how I actually look I'm a massive catfish surprise Nev n Max hasn't messaged me yet
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@abbieTMUK
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20 days
Just found this picture from the first time I ever seen Nic @ the PF tour - £32.50 is crazyyy
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@abbieTMUK
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10 years
@NICKIMINAJ ITS MY BIRTHDAYYY🎉🎉
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@abbieTMUK
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9 years
@MrAshleyCain never been so jealous of a girl before 😂🌚👄
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@abbieTMUK
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6 months
WHAT AN IDIIIOT YOU CANT BE ME IM ALREADY IT
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Things like this happen and people are making more of a deal about racism than they do about the fact innocent people are dying 😡
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@abbieTMUK
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1 year
This Ty and Ella situation is heartbreaking it’s like modern day Shakespeare I can’t bear it #LoveIsland
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@abbieTMUK
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30 days
Finally here #GAGCITYLONDON say hi if you see me 🥰
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Cba with the fact Conrad has missed his flight home from dam cos he was too busy buying my nan a fridge magnet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@abbieTMUK
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29 days
#GAGCITYLONDON was everything and more 😭 can’t wait for the other shows 🩷 @GeorgiaTMUK_
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7 months
Crying 😢😢😢 #NickiMail
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
Happy 81st birthday grandad👴🏻 wish you held on for a bit longer so you could celebrate with us 😔 love you forever ❤️❤️
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
Proper baffles my head when liv is having a conversation with her mum n says "fucking" In every sentence I'm not even allowed to say fart
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@abbieTMUK
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30 days
ON MY WAY TO #GAGCITYLONDON
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Contraception really fucks my body up but little Conrad juniors would also fuck my body up so it's a loose loose situation
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
Conrad lay on my belly n goes "I can hear your enzymes breaking up your food" can tell he's resitting his GCSE science 🤔 fucking gimp
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
PLT KNOCK ME FUCKING SICK imagine sending a bodysuit to someone with no hygiene sticker and a full on discharge stain on the knicker part😰😷
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@abbieTMUK
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11 years
@NICKIMINAJ THIS MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait
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@abbieTMUK
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9 years
Fucking hate horrible little slags that know someone's with someone then still try's it like I won't fully kill someone
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
When u have to spend your day in A&E cos a disgusting tramp of a lad decided to punch me last night & I cant move the right side of my face
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
When you kick off with a girl for pesting your boyfriend & they have the cheek to carry on 🙄🙄🙄 remove your kebab flaps plssss
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5 months
BAHM BAHM
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@abbieTMUK
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9 years
For someone that's straight I'm in love with girls arses too much 🍑
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Duno why I'm getting so stressed over holiday clothes when I'm just gonna get pissed and be sick down them anyway
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@abbieTMUK
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6 years
That scruffy bitch that attacked me the other night has left a scratch down my face n my mums just asked me what it is so I had to lie n say it was the cat otherwise she wouldn’t let me leave the house ever again n now she’s locked it out n I feel dead bad☹️😩
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Dad- “when I see a woman lay on the floor outside the house I expect it to be my 20 year old daughter not my 51 year old wife sadly I was wrong” 😂🤦‍♀️
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@abbieTMUK
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@abbieTMUK
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Thank you so much for last night @NICKIMINAJ I’m still not over it 😭 my boyfriends first ever show so it was so special for me #GagCityManchester
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@abbieTMUK
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10 years
@NICKIMINAJ I got Minajesty tho😍😍 http://t.co/PSTjy0uJMN
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@abbieTMUK
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28 days
Runway Barbie today 🥰 #GAGCITYMANCHESTER
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Dont understand y the toaster in work has a setting where you can only toast 1 side of the bread why would you ever want only 1 side toasted
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6 years
I really like Megan I think she was just misunderstood
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@abbieTMUK
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6 years
People need to stop staying in long term relationships just because they’re comfortable with that person, being happy and being comfortable are 2 very different things and when you leave you realise that
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
Can't believe we're having "Frank Sinatra - I did it my way" as grandads funeral song today cos he always had to have things his way 😂💕
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
I look at Conrad when he’s sleeping next to me and I think I could happily spend the rest of my life with him then he wakes up, opens his mouth and ruins everything
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
Best present👴🏻💕
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Wasn't expecting that when I clicked on it and read down 😳😂😭
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@abbieTMUK
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28 days
#GAGCITYMANCHESTER come say hi 🥰 pls remember tho I am blind 😂😭
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@abbieTMUK
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My boyfriend has just come and met me in the queue and passed me this 😭💀 I love him 😭😂😂😂
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@abbieTMUK
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Barbie and Ken have entered #GagCity
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
KERSHAS FUCKING TAKING ME TO NEW YORK 😭😭😭 my best friend > yours @KershaPrice
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
I'm just tired all the time doesn't matter if I have 8 hours, 12 hours or 106 hours of sleep I'm still tired 😩
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
So funny how many follower requests you get when you put your account on private 🐸☕️ nosey nosey bitches
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7 years
I sit here moaning that none of my clothes fit me anymore and I've put bare weight on then whip a chocolate cake out the fridge ☹️
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8 years
Proper baffles my head that's there's people in the world that don't like drinking and going out 😕 what do they do then
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8 years
How do some people my age have their own house/child it's just took me 40 minutes to get my quilt in the bedding cover
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2 months
@NICKIMINAJ WTF😭😭😭😂
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7 years
I enjoy girls that tag where their outfits from in the post on insta 😁
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9 years
I've only just come out of work!!!! Omg guys 😩😩😩😩 http://t.co/IC1BTIKZjT
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
The ballon girl has just took Conrad inside to do a balloon with her 🤔does she want to meet physco Gail
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Some guy last night said I have a beautiful smile and offered to take me to Dubai cos he's a millionaire athlete then whips out a iphone5🤔🤔
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9 years
Showed the bus driver the bus pass on my phone just as kersha texts me saying "I really don't think anal beads will do it for me Abbie" 😩😩
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8 years
Some snakey people about now a days can't even believe it 🐍
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3 months
@NICKIMINAJ YESSS QUEEN
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
Feel like life's going too fast and I'm going to wake up one day at be 50 and think where has my life gone
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7 years
People wonder why I'm so angry all the time when the world is FULL OF CUNTS
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
Alzheimers/Dementia is such a horrible disease seeing someone you love get to the point where they don't know who you are is awful 😣
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8 years
How come when someone has a nice outfit on and I ask where its from they say primark yet when I go in its all #swag and yolo tops
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2 years
Not me getting the train to work at 5:40am the day after wireless @NICKIMINAJ 😂😭
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@abbieTMUK
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7 years
My New Years resolution is to get an absolutly banging body so if my career path fails I can become a stripper ✨
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6 years
Annoys me when girls follow Conrad on instagram he posts a picture once every 6 months what could u possibly want him on there for 🙂🙂
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3 years
Now everything has reopened again do u not just feel like everything is dirty
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3 years
I must be mental cos I didn’t think Faye reacted badly that’s exactly what I’d do hahaha #Faye #LoveIsland
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3 years
The amount of Christmas quizzes this verse has helped me win
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8 years
How you could do anything to hurt an animal is beyond me 😡😡 and why you'd film it and put it on Facebook makes no sense gets me so angry 😡😡
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7 years
I remeber saying to Conrad I don't think its cheating if someone goes to a prostitute now he's going dam tomorrow I regret ever saying it🙃😂😭
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8 years
Absolutly PISSING at Phil Mitchell in birdy 😂😭
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7 years
I NEED TO STOP. SPENDING. FUCKING. MONEY. 😩😩😩
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8 years
If this girl in nandos doesn't stop lingering around Conrad eyeing him up I'm going to choke her with a butterfly chicken
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10 years
I got VIP tickets and she retweeted me all on the same day WTF is today😭😭😭💘💘💘💘
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9 years
Can't believe I'm on the manchester evening news website and they want to interview me 😂😂 made heywood famous http://t.co/2SXFIpM3tz
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8 years
Mine and conrads toasties stuck together in the toasty maker n Conrad goes "aw there like us...inseparable" 😂😭😂😭 so cringing knocks me sick
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FTCU ❤️‍🔥 One of my fav photos I took.
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9 years
@NICKIMINAJ I love you so much thankyou 😭 http://t.co/aPVDfkldKt
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@abbieTMUK
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8 years
Getting to the point where I'm going to have to pay for either an arse or tits cos it's just not happening for me naturally
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8 years
How did me and Conrad nipping to bury for a Nandos before I start work turn into us booking a holiday
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8 years
As if a customer just had a go at me for shutting my till coz I was going home 😕 I have a life uno I wasn't born to scan your fucking veg
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7 years
If drake comes out on the Saturday of parklife I'll never speak to anyone in work again fucking stupid cunts only giving me the Sunday off
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7 years
Year and 6 months with the love of my life can't wait to get married and have 10 babies 😂😻 @ConFinlay
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