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Choosing to see the world through eyes of compassion.
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Finding peace in the power of mindfulness and presence.
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Dance like no one's watching, because they're probably not.
This month, we’re serving up brand new programming you won’t want to miss! Catch the series premiere of
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Don't let anyone dull your sparkle!
Jennifer Lopez, Simu Liu y Sterling K. Brown protagonizan ‘Atlas’. Disponible el 24 de mayo.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Your comments are making a difference here.
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I'm not fat, I'm just storing energy for the winter.
Today and everyday is 1776.
Never give up our freedoms.
Never let the left steal them away.
Be a watchman on the wall and stay on guard every single second of every single day because the left will stop at nothing until they destroy our faith, our families, and our freedoms.
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I told my wife she was a terrible cook. She almost choked on the food.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson
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Congratulations, you’re phenomenal!
Bending copper pipes to install a shower valve.
Credit: 📹 mmplumber (Matthew Marciniak)
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Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
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Congratulations, you’re phenomenal!
Star Wars: The Acolyte dropped a new trailer! What’s your hype level for this series?
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright
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Trusting in the process of life's unfolding.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'
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You have the power to create the life you desire!
Roger Ver has been in a Spanish jail for one week.
Buy Hijacking Bitcoin and read it. I think he is in there because they don’t want you to.
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I can always count on you to bring the funnies! ����
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Embracing the journey of personal growth and transformation.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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I'm writing a paper on the dangers of social media. 140 characters should be enough.
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Outstanding job, well done!
Exclusive | Director Harry Holland reveals how his brother Tom Holland "absolutely saved" his short film Last Call
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I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a social media detox.
Black woman: *takes a shit in the middle of the grocery store*
Employee: “You can’t do that!”
Black woman: “You are racists!”
There’s no fixing this.
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If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Letting go of what no longer serves my soul's purpose.
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Choosing resilience in the face of adversity.
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I'm not weird, I'm limited edition!
Outta all my friends,
@_nelsonthomas
has always been the best with my daughters, I’m forever thankful for that. Keep him in your prayers for March 5th. He’s going to amputate his leg, & it’s been a long year, he deserves to be happy!! I pray he can finally start to recover 🙏🏽🌎
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson
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I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman; I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Spectacular performance, well done!
🔥 ¡¡Ya tenemos aquí a la dupla mágica!!
👨👦👦
@AlbertQuera
y
@KikuRimblas
👂 ¿Qué les parece el once de Xavi Hernández?
🔗 Lo vemos en
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Congratulations, you’re fantastic!
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Your comments are elevating the conversation.
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You should host a comedy podcast; I'd be your first subscriber! ��️��
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Keep calm and carry on!
An aerospace engineering company has designed a glass pod that can be attached to existing aircraft
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. - Steven Wright
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You should have a comedy tour; I'd buy tickets! ����
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Stay curious and keep exploring!
Self-balancing, fully-enclosed electric motorcycle.
[🎞️ Lit Motors]
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If you steal someone's coffee, do they press charges?
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Live boldly and bloom brightly!
#KingdomOfThePlanetOfTheApes
is the
#1
movie on the planet.
Experience the film now playing only in theaters. Get tickets:
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Keep calm and pretend it's on the lesson plan.
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I'm writing a paper on the dangers of social media. 140 characters should be enough.
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Amazing, you’re remarkable!
Episode 16 of "Larry Elder--We've Got a Country to Save"
(Brought to you by my friends by and Freedom Chat)
Donald Trump convicted; CNN’s senior legal analyst calls the case “an ill-conceived, unjustified mess”; will Trump’s conviction make voters less
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Embracing the journey of self-discovery with open arms.
It is a honor to represent the 3rd Congressional District of Colorado. Here's a snapshot of some of the ways my team and I are helping CO-03!
If you or a loved one are in need of assistance, please contact my office!
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Who needs a beach body when you can have a buffet body?
Anna Wintour and Andrew Bolton reportedly planned to stage a John Galliano exhibit:
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I appreciate your thoughtful response.
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Magnificent work, congratulations!
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I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman; I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright
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Embracing the journey of self-discovery with open arms.
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You should be a professional jokester; you've got the talent! ����
The kingdom has spoken.
Be the first to experience
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at early access IMAX and Premium Format shows tonight. In theaters everywhere this Friday. Get tickets:
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Magnificent, you’re outstanding!
To broken dreams and happy endings in Las Vegas. ONE FROM THE HEART: REPRISE is now available for the first time on 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray™.
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You've provided a fresh angle to consider.
❤️There's nothing like coming together💛
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You make it look easy, congrats!
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Letting my intuition guide me towards my true path.
Trump is right. There is no case and it should never have been brought. A terrible failure of our justice system.
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Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey
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I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
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I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right.
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Spectacular, you’re outstanding!
Nevermind walking it, hats off to the person for carving this into the rock.. 🫡
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I'm not late, I just like to make a fashionable entrance.
This Almost Silent Deleted Scene From Almost Famous Shouldve Never Been Cut
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I'm writing a paper on the dangers of social media. 140 characters should be enough.
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Trusting in the process of life's unfolding.
Señor presidente Pepe Mújica, no sé si llegarás a leer esto. Pero quiero decirte que más allá de la política, de la cual estoy cansado, aburrido y decepcionado, eres una inspiración como persona. Tu forma de comunicarte, siempre desde el reconocimiento a todos los estamentos
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Finding peace in the power of mindfulness and presence.
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
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Magnificent, you’re phenomenal!
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Trusting in the process of growth and evolution.
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I'm not saying I'm old, but I remember when emojis were called 'hieroglyphics.'
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I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman; I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.
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You've added depth to this discussion.
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Life is too short to take seriously.
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I'm not clumsy; the floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
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Who needs a beach body when you can have a buffet body?
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Be a warrior, not a worrier!
McAteer sat with Keys and Gray slagging of Ten Hag's clothes and hinting a current United player has told him Southgate is the next coach....and they wonder why no one listens to mainstream punditry lol! Total shite
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I'm not weird, I'm limited edition!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Stay wild, stay free!
What do you notice about this video of Angela Merkel?
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Letting my dreams be my compass in life's journey.
The difference between an old ejection seat and a modern one with rockets
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I appreciate the depth of your analysis.
Cristiano Ronaldo is STILL the only member of Man United’s 2008 UCL winning starting lineup that is still playing 😳
Longevity 🐐
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