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@abahndons
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elon musk why do you hate women
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@abahndons
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the 1975 beats the 1975 lyrics
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@abahndons
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3 months
i know everyone else moved on, but ive been mad about likes being private for 5 days straight now
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@abahndons
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6 years
one taught me gym one taught me tanning and one taught me laundry
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@abahndons
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10 months
journalists like motaz and plestia are literally being targeted on their own land to the point where plestia stopped wearing the press vests but an american can freely run around taking selfies in press vests on occupied land. genuinely so sickening
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THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY JAMES MASLOW FROM BIG TIME RUSH IS IN ISRAEL WITH A FUCKING PRESS VEST ON
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@abahndons
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me signing into gmail on a new device: it’s me gmail:
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@abahndons
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5 years
real addicts don’t log out
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Twitter addicts logging in every morning
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@abahndons
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5 years
@NikitaDragun surely a new strategy is needed no ?
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@abahndons
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5 years
crack: expensive therapy: expensive asking babies “and then?” after they’ve gurgled pure nonsense for 5 mins straight: free
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@abahndons
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11 months
amy schumer cant be acting like that AND look like that, pick a struggle
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@abahndons
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6 years
you already know supa strikers working on a new top secret strategy
@Football__Tweet
Football Tweet ⚽
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This pitch in the Faroe Islands. 😍
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@abahndons
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6 years
ur so privileged if you find jeans that fit at the waist, ass and ankle :(
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@abahndons
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2 years
bounou look at me! this isnt you!
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@abahndons
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5 years
@NikitaDragun YO LMFAOOO
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@abahndons
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4 years
literally everything in cotton on
@DanDaggerDick
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What's over R100 that really shouldn't be?
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@abahndons
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3 months
@sentiententity_ i keep going to find the likes tab like an addict, its sick
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@abahndons
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4 years
why is it friday every two days?
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@abahndons
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4 years
studying wasn’t meant for me im supposed to be somewhere in europe discovering myself
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@abahndons
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5 years
a healthy liver and lungs
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@abahndons
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5 years
hartbeesport, south africa
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Can anyone guess the location
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@abahndons
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5 years
FNB :-) R 100 000.00 paid to cheq a/c..009580 @ Online Banking. Ref. Spoil Yourself 22Jan 08h55
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versi kamu dehh
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@abahndons
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6 years
gwen stefani is 5 years OLDER than katie hopkins this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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@abahndons
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6 years
if my last brain cell was a person it would be tana mongeau
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@abahndons
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5 years
5 year old me with cherry labello every two seconds
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@abahndons
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6 years
my favorite thing ever is asking babies “and then?” after they’ve gurgled pure nonsense for like 2 minute straight
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@abahndons
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11 months
south africans joining the IDF should not be allowed back, revoke their citizenships. treat them like the terrorists that they are.
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@abahndons
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4 months
a shopr*te ad on the pinterest space ive spent years curating? i need a gun
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@abahndons
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10 months
💔
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@abahndons
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11 months
idk how anyone is feeling anything but anger and grief right now
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@abahndons
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6 years
toxic people two seconds after being toxic
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@abahndons
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6 years
when I see my test results
@malaymango
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"i could do better" yea but did u? u didnt u piece of shit
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@abahndons
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3 months
why would you not degrade people who voted for racist, anti-poor parties? 🧐
@3Chads
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Why are people degrading, insulting and judging other people because of who they voted for?
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@abahndons
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6 years
i miss my boyfriend i don’t have one but i feel like i miss him
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@abahndons
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4 years
i hate american recipes what the fuck is an oz
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@abahndons
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4 years
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@abahndons
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6 years
so we’re just going to pretend like we didn’t witness stevie try to start a whole wizard revolution and attempt to steal her brothers powers after losing her family wizard competition?
@ComplexPop
Complex Pop Culture
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In case you're wondering where you know Hayley Kiyoko from...
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@abahndons
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4 years
i just painted this without a reference picture my mind did this 👁
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@abahndons
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5 years
me liking tweet replies to conversations that literally have nothing to do with me
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5 years
🥢
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@abahndons
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5 years
wish u could download your wifi and use it as data
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@abahndons
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4 years
i got bored and did an abstract island resin painting yesterday lol
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@abahndons
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2 years
passed my dissertation & secured my honours degree, and signed my first job contract this week 🎓😌
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@abahndons
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2 years
dating him in my head so happy national gfs day to me 😌🫶🏼
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@abahndons
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4 years
other girls aren’t allowed to wish my man happy birthday why are u happy that he was born 🤨🤨🤨
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@abahndons
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4 years
if i was your girlfriend i would peel litchis for you
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@abahndons
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3 years
the most beautiful bride to be 🥰
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@abahndons
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5 years
call me old fashioned but i was raised to SERVE my husband. cook for him every night & clean up the messes he makes. if he cheats on me then it’s MY bad. he caught ME slipping because i just wasn’t satisfying his needs and I will try to make up for it everyday.
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5 years
i passed all my exams w no supps!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@abahndons
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3 years
lmao having panic attacks is actually really funny because as soon as it’s done youre like was it really that deep babes??? 😭
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@abahndons
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6 years
south african twitter
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5 years
andy: *literally just exists* miranda preistly:
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4 years
no extension is even more terrifying lol
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@abahndons
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3 years
my mum (1997) and me (2021) 🎓❤️
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@abahndons
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5 years
friends with benefits but the benefit is that they love you
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@abahndons
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6 years
someone tell clothing stores that it’s totally okay to not crop literally every single top
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@abahndons
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5 years
YOU TOLD ME bitch, YOU WERE 6’2 i said i was sick too
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@abahndons
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6 years
i hope vinny sees this and knows that i’m very single and very DTF
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@abahndons
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4 years
i wish i had my own apartment
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@abahndons
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3 years
may his hairline recede by a centimetre everytime he talks to another woman amen 🕯🤲🏼
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@abahndons
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4 years
imagine watching the person you’re in love with marry someone else i will simply just pass away
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@abahndons
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3 years
ayo loadshedding during sehri???? this is islamaphobia
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3 years
what if i never become emotionally available again and die alone
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@abahndons
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4 years
ceo of no makeup
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@abahndons
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4 years
cute until theres a goal and he flings you across the room
@TrollFootball
Troll Football
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Is this too much to ask for? 🥺
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@abahndons
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4 years
ur in my dms he’s in the fake scenarios i make up before falling asleep, y’all are not the same
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@abahndons
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3 years
🤍🍾
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@abahndons
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5 years
literally no one: dwayne johnson and kevin hart: ⠀ __     ⠀  (•ㅅ•)  _ノ ヽ ノ\ __ / `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ (  (三ヽ人  /   | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ    ヽ___>、___/    |( 王 ノ〈 __    /ミ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•)
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@abahndons
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2 years
i hate when girls get dumped and start posting quotes. he doesnt care! post another mans wrist with a watch! stand up!!
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4 years
🌴
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@abahndons
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6 years
one time I told the cashier to keep the change and she was like uhm no luv you need to pay R3 more and I wanted to DIE
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5 years
u ever just be chilling and then suddenly you’re crying lol what’s that
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6 years
white girls take 2 days to move on from 5 year relationships they’re really so inspirational
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5 years
the iphone 11 would have gone pro if it wasn’t for its knee injury 😔
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what’s the difference between the iphone 11 and the iphone 11 pro
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@abahndons
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2 years
not to sound basic but i loveee those videos of couples hugging after their nikaah its so so cute lol
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4 years
i miss taking videos of my friends just existing
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i don’t know who needs to hear this [ me ] but rewriting the slides is NOT studying
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🌧🌧
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if we’re dating it is y(our) birthday.
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having the time of my life watching that guy roll glass bottles down stairs on tiktok
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i crave birria tacos way too often for someone who has never once had a birria taco
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4 years
👼🏼💗
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me: block him friend: okay also friend two seconds later: look at this entire paragraph i just sent him professing my undying love for him
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sitting on the kitchen counter just slaps different
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6 years
recess (1997)
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yde hasn’t changed their stock in a solid 11 years straight
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have you ever had a forever crush? like it could be years later but you’d still drop anything to be with that person if they asked lmao
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🕊🐻
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i act like i’m fine but deep down i just want to be in italy wearing cute sundresses, eating pasta & being cute w the loml
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no one: k53 handbook:
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Yao Ming. 🉐
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No offense but everything is a sign.
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what’s it called when you start liking the same boy again for the third time
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6 years
felt cute might delete later x
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🤍
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this boy is so cute lol i’m gonna make a fake account and bully him so i can comfort him from my actual account
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@abahndons
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4 years
socks and sandals? in blair waldorfs new york.... sickening
@TheFilmUpdates
Film Updates Back-Up
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The cast of HBO Max's Gossip Girl reboot filming in New York
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pls don’t do the thumb thing unless you want me to fall in love with you
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5 years
girls younger than me are getting engaged and i haven’t made eye contact with a boy in atleast 6 years
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i’m anemic
@nothingisr33l
piles morales
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Are you tired or are you just lazy??
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