Saw my mom falling asleep on the couch so I said she must switch the tv off.
I gave good advice but she realised that I'm her child so her inner coloured aunty decided to say:
"Don't tell me what to do, I'm the one paying for electricity"
And now she's sleeping with the TV on
My friend and I started making and selling koesisters about a month ago and there’s this one guy who orders 12 every week but he pays R100 (it’s R35). He missed last week Sunday because he was in Dubai for work so he ordered 24 and paid R200 + a $20 tip 😂 let’s live
Seeing propaganda work irl is fucking crazy. Life literally feels like a fever dream rn because the holocaust was less than 100 years ago, Apartheid less than 50, we learned about this shit at school and social media is showing us EVERYTHING in real time.
The naiers in my house always leave food in the fridge for 3-4 days and then get mad at me if I eat it 🤷🏽♂️ my dad is currently pissed that I ate his Steers burger that was bought on Wednesday 😭 ayj how the poes was I supposed to know that he was storing that kak for the Winter
Today, I surprised my gf with flowers and cake, at her work, because it was her last day at the company 😁 my main goal was to make her cry and I’m so glad that it worked 😂
The other night, in town, I took pictures of this i8. The owner saw my pics and hired me for a shoot today 😭I offered to do it for free but he insisted on paying 😢 we blessed 🙏🏽
You would think that South Africa's brightest global star would wear a local designer to the Met Gala. Of course not. Drum journalist Phumlani S Langa shares his thoughts on Tyla's Met Gala look.
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That kin going to Bali is everything that's wrong with this world. People donating over R100 to a stranger who comes from a wealthy family but won't think twice about turning their backs on someone who can't even afford to eat everyday.
Scott Pilgrim vs The World was way ahead if it’s time but it’s so good that it was still iconic when it dropped. Absolute banger of a movie. 10/10 would recommend.
Smaak to watch the sunset on a mountain but I don’t smaak the traffic. Don’t even smaak to drive. Don’t smaak to leave my house. I don’t even think I can get up. I’m dik geroek.