Yaaseen Barnes
@Ya_a_seen_Him
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The Joketh Maketh The Mannith. I got awards for making jokes. Google it. But I'm more than that, check my site.
There in Cape Town.
Joined July 2009
Rihanna is wasting her time if she doesn't come out with an underwear line and call it Penty.
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I give us 2 weeks in level 4 then we back to level 5. Ya'll dont know how to act.
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2020 & 2021 is a basically a double period of a subject that you hate.
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Our country's thing of "3 months bank statements" & "proof of address" really taught our lawyers to have all their papers in order hey.
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Can we fly them somewhere out of SA so we can welcome them like we did the Springboks.
The South African Netball team are the 2019 African Netball Cup Champions! 🏆 Well done to the girls!
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Thank you springboks for giving us electricity for one more week.
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He's not escaping, he's just trying to give them insurance quotes.
Security guard prevents hippo from escaping into public area at zoo
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WILL WE EVER MAKE THESE AGAIN?
One day we used pritt for the last time and had no idea 😭.
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He doesn't need school, he's gonna end up working for the DA anyway.
BREAKING NEWS: The Northern Cape Department of Education has suspended racist Darren Terblanche and his friends from Hoërskool Duineveld in Upington after they were seen on video using the K-word, multiple times. A disciplinary hearings have been scheduled for the 17th of
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This is the Rugby World Cup of Politics .And we are The Bokke.
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I'll never get how a country's national animal doesn't even live there. That's peak colonaaisers.
This is our England. It's time to fight back against the dark, woke forces who are destroying our culture. Enough is enough.
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City of Cape Town implementing water restrictions with the worst codes. WHAT IS LEVEL 5C.6B.17G. Why not name it something that Capetonians understand:.Almost klaar.Kak Droeg.Vokol.
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Can the people who smoke hookah just go fix the coals there by Eskom please .We believe in you and your skill set.
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They running around giving out insurance quotes.
Five hippos are still on the loose after escaping from a Free State private nature reserve during flooding two weeks ago.
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When we talk about heroes in this country, we should always mention The Gift of the Givers.They've BEEN coming through for us.
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Every Sunday my dad wakes up early to bring a Tupperware of fresh warm koesisters to each of his 4 kids houses .It's really the best.He's really the best
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I love that John Cena featured in this video.
Colors, we have have arrived and it is alll the wayyyy liiiit 😂😂🙌🏽 #ColorsxShoMadjozi 🙌🏽🙌🏽🎉🎉💃🏽💃🏽: watch it now:
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Please stop this. I'm calling the police. SAPS Maponyane.
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If you traveling this route, expect de-Lays.
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Taking a break from Social Media.But checking the TL every day.
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This man did comedy in a language no one spoke but everyone understood.
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Fuck the IAAF.Fuck those that still want the old SA flag. Feel free to add to the list of people that must go Fuck themselves.
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After watching the DA attempt to dance, let me tell you, George Michael was right. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
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In the millions .In the billions .We are all Palestinians
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It's wild that there's no lockdown in countries like America, England, Cape Town, Germany. It's triggering actually.
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Me, a 34 year old, in the line to get vaxxed with 18 year olds
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There's really no political party in SA that deserves my vote.
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Wouldn't know. My mom just walked straight past these.
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Guys! Today I'm being interviewed by Top Billing. Like they're doing a segment on ME. 14 year old Yaaseen, who watched it every week looking at the fancy houses & fancy people & fancy goetes, is freaking out.
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You can keep the rest, I only need 5. And that's the tea sis.
This is for everyone who never got a rose on Valentine's Day 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹.
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My dad brings us koesisters every Sunday, but for the last month he couldn't because he had Covid. He's back to his old self & healthy Alghamdulilah. He was so excited this morning
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Don't look away. Don't scroll past. Look. When you go vote this week, remember DA, PA & BOSA are pro this. They support this massacre. They support the genocide.
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Unfollow me right now if you think: .1) the athaan should be silenced .2) this virus isn't real.3) "All Lives Matter".4) Coloured people don't have culture .5) the killing of Nathaniel Julius is not a national crisis.6) GBV is not your problem.
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Life before Jack Pearson.
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That couple on tiktok that show the similarities between Indonesian & Afrikaans is cute and all, but people in the comments asking "how are these languages so close?" is hilarious. Because the answer is slavery.
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If ever there was a sign to tell you that someone is on the wrong side of history, they think Gift of the Givers are terrorists. As South Africans, we know that GOTG are true humanitarians. They are the real heroes. The zios are reaching.
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If it's just between you and woolies then fokken email them. Don't come here with your racism. Google is your friend if you want to learn.
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I don't get POC South Africans who aren't Pro-Palestine.You know apartheid .You know oppression.You know going up against a violent government regime.You know displacement.You know what our parents went through. & by now you can't say you don't know enough.
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Everyone has witnessed someone fall because of this chair.
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This looks like the opposite of my birthday.
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At the rate that they're going through mayors, eventually AKA will run jozi.
JUST IN: City of Johannesburg mayor Mpho Phalatse has been ousted as mayor by 139 votes @Zima_B_Nkosi.
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We've all lost friends over this genocide and you know what. We'll be fine, maybe even better.
SA admits it could lose friends over Israel genocide case.
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Dear #LoveIslandSA . Do you want to be loud or soft?.Do you like music or not?. Please decide.
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Things That Are A Mess:. My hair . My room. My life. My handwriting. This tweet. A knife in Afrikaans.
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This "if coloured culture doesn't exist then. " joke format is great because it's in the culture to make gaai of alles.
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Cyril really said "Happy New Ears".Because we mos have ornaments.
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When you start saying young people are "gallivanting".
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Congratulations to @BonnieMbuli on winning the @DomestosSA #flushlesschallenge!.@LeighAnne_Will, @RobVanVuuren & I didn't win but we did save water! So that's a win in itself.{that's something someone who didn't win should say lol}.Here's to saving EVEN MORE!
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This vine taught me how to pronounce SZA.
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Uber iets: For when you don't know what you want but you lis for iets lekker.
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"Say ma now" is coloured for "hypothetically speaking".
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You can't see what's happening in Palestine and say that that is not apartheid.
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I only became an adult so I could get a job and buy these for myself
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I have so many favourite moments in "Whose Line Is It Anyway?".BUT THIS, THIS IS LEVELS
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Yo @rocomamas , why you being junk with small businesses? .You're a giant company. You're fighting a coloured bra in food truck. You want to sue him over a name of a burger that you yourself are not the original namer. You forcing @RacknGrill to spend unnecessary lawyer money.
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I see people comparing Donald Glover to Jamie Foxx.Firstly, don't do that. They're both greats. Donald is an artist.Foxx is an entertainer.Let them be.
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Our country can be a mess but we will always make time for jokes.
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Reasons I walked out of Black Panther:. 1) The movie and the credits were done and I thoroughly enjoyed it & the cleaning staffed asked me to leave so that the next show could start.
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Congrats Tina Fey!.Big things.
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TODAY. WE CELEBRATE.
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If coloured culture didn't exist then .HOW.DID.YOU.GET.HERE?. NOBODY S'POSE TO BE HERE.
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Regretta Thunberg.
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Do we have to? My back is sore.
Green ID book hive STAND UP.
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How the Afrikaans shop owner tells you that they're closed
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That last Cocopop that just dodges the spoon every time you go for it.
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We need to protect Imtiyaaz Suliman and his team at all costs.
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Black Friday but for.Medical Aid.Electricity.Rent.A dentist check up maybe evens.
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It's easier for white people to believe that aliens built the pyramids than for their minds to even comprehend the idea that Africans did.
Aliens built the pyramids obv.
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