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Aaron Schwartzbaum

@aaron_schwa

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Eurasia fellow and podcast host at @FPRI . Russia, Ukraine, Geopolitics. Puns at @punnyinphilly . Poster collector, #NUFC fan. RTs =/= Russia Todays

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@aaron_schwa
Aaron Schwartzbaum
5 months
*deep sigh* THAT'S WHAT XI SAID
@GrahamTAllison
Graham Allison
5 months
He went on to use an interesting metaphor to describe the US-China relationship: “I am in you, and you are in me” (你中有我,我中有你)
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Why call it Russian silence on military setbacks in eastern Ukraine when we could call it Donetsk Don’t Tell?
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1 year
eastern european countries accusing each other of anti-semitism
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1 year
The Russian government has released a trove of newly declassified documents on the Holocaust in the Baltics, claiming to show that citizens of Estonia, Lithuania, and Latvia actively participated in anti-Jewish violence, not just under duress at the hands of the Nazi occupiers.
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5 years
Why call it UkraineGate when we could call it the Kievan Ruse?
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civil war puns are general lee bad
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5 years
In the same way you’re 87% older than your wife?
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David Brooks
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Waiters are 87% friendlier as they hand me the bill and I’m about to decide the tip amount than they are at any other point in the meal.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
5 years
I'm backing @PeteButtigieg for many reasons, but high among them is this AMA in which he got INTO THE WEEDS on why hot dogs are not sandwiches. Which they are most certainly not. #PeteForAmerica
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"Russia doesn’t allow its defense industry to rip them off" I mean holy shit, my dude. For real?
@KimDotcom
Kim Dotcom
9 months
Bad news for the West: Russia will spend $160 billion on defense and security in 2024 and the Russian Finance Minister calls it the victory budget. Russia pays 75% less for similar or better weapon systems compared to the US / NATO because Russia doesn’t allow its defense
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4 years
THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE DROPOUT
@nypost
New York Post
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Kanye West reportedly bows out of 2020 presidential race
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2 years
the tell here is @elonmusk 's language in the poll, in my opinion. mentioning crimean water access as an issue is weirdly specific for a non-specialist.
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ian bremmer
2 years
elon musk told me he had spoken with putin and the kremlin directly about ukraine. he also told me what the kremlin’s red lines were.
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@maggieNYT Trump was under investigation when the NYT insisted he wasn't
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6 years
@Millie__Weaver a public or private coup, millie?
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3 years
nobody: absolutely nobody: ... me: there should be a french lunch joint at the pentagon called mission crepe
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@aaron_schwa
Aaron Schwartzbaum
7 years
@kylenabecker You're saying its... Politically incorrect?
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
3 years
oh no, it's a lab leak
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4 years
why call it a USPS bailout when we could call it white mail privilege?
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3 years
@TheRickWilson "Squid Game, ideally"
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2 years
I think the implication they appreciate quite well is that a United States under minority tyranny will either cease to be a dependable ally or cease to be a country.
@ElbridgeColby
Elbridge Colby
2 years
The very strong statements from several NATO governments on yesterday’s Court decision on abortion are truly striking. I’m not sure they fully appreciate the implication, as they implicitly but profoundly cut against the trope that these alliances are based on shared values. 1/
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1 year
Ukrainians: we don’t want to die Stephen: hmm, that’s escalatory
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Stephen Kinzer
1 year
Oddly dissonant to see world leaders gather in Hiroshima to discuss ways they can escalate a war.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
7 years
If Gianforte loses, headline: "Gianforte Gets People's Elbow After Body Slamming Reporter"
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3 years
"You are required to maneuver straight down this canal..."
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
7 months
Tucker in the States: "Real Americans" don't live in large rich cities, which are full of elites Tucker in Russia: This large rich city is what Russia is like
@maxseddon
max seddon
7 months
Tucker Carlson spotted again in Moscow. He tells an Izvestia reporter he had read lots about Russia, so he "wanted to talk to people, look around, and see how it's doing... and it's doing very well." Asked if he'll interview Putin, he says: "We'll see."
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
2 years
today, in "signals of nascent insurgency"
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NEXTA
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Pro-Russian blogger Valery Kuleshov was killed in #Kherson under unclear circumstances. It is reported that Kuleshov actively cooperated with the invaders and even applied for the position of chief of the occupation police of the city.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
8 years
GROPER CLEVELAND #TrumpFBICodeName
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1 year
@KevinRothrock выживший technically
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7 years
@RichHickey1 @wilburisms As an eagle, you realize you have a lot to lose from climate change, yes?
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
2 years
This is the first actually confirmed story that has a least a slight whiff of elite fracture
@AndreiSoldatov
Andrei Soldatov
2 years
Now it's official - Kommersant confirmed Gavrilov resigned (his detention is yet to be confirmed). Putin humiliated the director of the SVR, placed two FSB generals under house arrest and had Zolotov, the National Guard, to fire his deputy -- in the three weeks of the war.
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Kyiv resurrecting the title "hero city" from Soviet kitsch to something tragically modern.
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2 years
… does he think he’s the first to have thought of this? or that it hasn’t already been proposed?
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6 years
UNDER PRUSSIA PUSHING DOWN ON ME PUSHING DOWN ON YOU
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2 years
Reminiscent of that scene in The Pianist
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5 years
now that's what i call sex a peel SEND TWEET
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New York Post
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Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
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3 years
OYE CUOMO VA
@nytimes
The New York Times
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Breaking News: Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York said he is resigning, ending a decade-long run in disgrace after the state attorney general’s office found he had sexually harassed nearly a dozen women.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
2 years
Russia could really throw the West off balance by threatening something other than a “military-technical” response. What do we do against an “avant-garde aesthetic” response?
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
1 year
Prisoner 1: What are you in for? Prisoner 2: I criticized Ivanov. You? Prisoner 1: I supported Ivanov. Prisoner 3: ... I am Ivanov.
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Varia Bortsova 💙💛
1 year
We have total freedom of speech in Russia, just no freedom after speech
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
5 years
tonight we find out whose caucus biggest
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
1 year
None of these people can actually explain how the US “just does coups” wherever it so desires. With this level of omnipotence, why not in Russia?
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Scott Horton
1 year
@aaron_schwa Just like Serbia 2000, Georgia 2003, Ukraine 2004, Kyrgyzstan 2005, etc., Maidan 2014 was a Color-Coded Revolution - a coup dressed up as a revolution, supported by the NED, NDI, IRI, Soros, Omidyar groups etc. George Freidman called it "the most blatant coup in world history."
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1 year
Nobody: … Me, bolting up at 2am in a cold sweat: What verb of motion do I use for Prigozhin’s march on Moscow?
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
7 years
@DomClare @davidbix @realDonaldTrump $1 billion in free coverage begs to differ
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
7 years
@BenSasse Senator, free speech - even offensive speech - is one of the things that flag soldiers died defending stands for.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
5 years
@RudyGiuliani America be like:
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
5 years
we interrupt our regular punning / eurasia content to bring you news that SHE SAID YES! agdtxtstwtdtctgdhhubuuvuvudhdggcgvt
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4 years
Why call it a dating forum for lockdown skeptics when you could it OkStupid?
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
5 years
@BFriedmanDC Makes even more sense if you drop by her linkedin
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
2 years
Folks, #Ukraine had free and fair elections in 2019. If you're going to argue that the Poroshenko administration was "installed" and illegitimate, you're going to need to contend with the fact he was *voted out of office*!
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
7 years
@jay6018 @soccerbandmom @BrigittePeck @chucktodd @POTUS @boyscouts Curious, but in your view what boy scout values does Trump espouse?
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
5 years
ibuprofen: alleviates headaches ibuprofane: alleviates FUCKING headaches
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
4 years
Please maintain six feet of separation from any spouses who reside next door to you. That way, thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor’s wife.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
3 years
the ukraine: patronizing and outmoded a ukraine: mysterious, cause maybe there are... more?
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
8 months
it's hard to find the right sioux chef
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
4 years
sometimes леc is more
@MoscowTimes
The Moscow Times
4 years
Russian drone photographer Slava Stepanov captured Lenin's name emblazoned across the earth in a gigantic pine tree formation in southern Siberia Read more:
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
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@JennaEllisEsq As Rabbi Hillel once remarked, "go play cards on the highway"
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@WSJopinion found the monarchists
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@SteveJazz @AnnCoulter easily as good as Nuremberg, for sure
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
5 years
I personally like to argue supreme court precedent ("know it when you see it") and the fact that a hot dog without a bun is still a hot dog. But regardless, good to see a candidate care about the issues most important to me.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
1 year
They’re going to invade Ukraine now, attempting to destroy its state and nationhood.
@stillgray
Ian Miles Cheong
1 year
So the thing you need to know about the Kremlin's statement is that when it regards something as a terrorist attack, that means that the gloves come off and it doesn't have to play for the cameras.
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4 years
It’s never okay to make #ghengiskhan jokes, nomad or what...
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@MattGertz @Fahrenthold Bill's actions: slimy, not illegal. Trump's: slimy and illegal.
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@DanKaszeta This is an amazing turn of phrase and you should feel proud.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
4 years
You could say he’s making the мост of it
@GuyReuters
Guy Faulconbridge
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Putin uses WW2 anniversary for bridge-building with U.S., Britain
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
6 years
Never met a vintage Soviet propaganda poster I didn’t like...
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MORE LIKE SOCCERTVELO
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@ShimshockAndAwe C’est ne pas it, Chief.
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@Ostrov_A @BernieSanders Hi Arsen, Bernie Sanders is Jewish and his family was victimized during the Holocaust.
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*russia launches an unprovoked war of choice with impossible political aims and no exit strategy* *us provides 10% of a single year's military budget in aid* commentators: ah yes, an american forever war
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
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Welp, it finally happened: @PeteButtigieg has made it into Russian as Пит Буттиджич.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
3 years
Me, discovering my dish is full of dill.
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imagine if the houthis accidentally save democracy by knocking out facebook, depriving angry boomers of critical misinformation vectors
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
3 years
A spat? Did the Czechs also blow up a Russian ammo facility?
@Conflicts
Conflict News
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BREAKING: Czechs ask EU, NATO partners to expel Russian diplomats in solidarity after Prague-Moscow spat - @AFP
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
5 years
Luke, are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
3 years
not sure switzerland is the ideal location for this putin-biden summit, but their flag is a big plus
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
4 years
Does this look like an appropriate farther sun interaction to you?
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
6 years
To a museum? Private collection? Where will this piece beheading?
@AFP
AFP News Agency
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#BREAKING Marie Antoinette pendant sells for $36 million, shattering estimate
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@prchovanec [prisoners discussing what they’re in for] Prisoner 1: I criticized Ivanov Prisoner 2: I defended Ivanov Prisoner 3: I am Ivanov
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
4 years
*me, following today's navalny discourse*
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@BenjaminNorton stripping Belarusians of agency is imperialist, my dude
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
3 years
It's the remix to "conviction"
@CevallosLaw
Danny Cevallos
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R. Kelly apparently guilty on all counts.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
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@GOP @realDonaldTrump If you keep condoning neo-Nazis, soon you won't have bagels to eat...
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
1 year
People don’t “just negotiate” because it’s a nice thing to do. Military support for Ukraine is largely aimed at forcing a diplomatic outcome!
@RossBarkan
Ross Barkan
1 year
It really does. Everyone condemns Russia's insidious aggression. The question is how do you unwind a conflict so it doesn't last a decade and kill millions. Diplomatic answers will have to be considered, whether you like it or not.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
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@ggreenwald @VladDavidzon @mattsteinglass It did. Supply of lethal arms started years afterwards. Burisma, while shady and gross by any measure, was not military involvement. You can think what you will about current US policy, Glenn, but you’re factually wrong here.
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there xi goes there xi goes again
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Black Mirror - Fifteen Million Merits [2011]
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once again, a soviet union speedrun except it starts in 1980 and there's no ideology
@BalmforthTom
tom balmforth
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LONDON, March 3 (Reuters) - JPMorgan said on Thursday it expected Russia's economy to contract 35% in the second quarter and 7% in 2022 with the economy suffering an economic output decline comparable to the 1998 crisis.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
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Putin, driven to rash action by his belief Ukraine is not a real nation, has absolutely ensured the consolidation of one. There's a common history and it's no longer about ethnicity or language.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
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my dude has very clearly never spent time in Russia
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
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Frank, Auschwitz doesn’t glorify the Holocaust. This isn’t difficult.
@FrankLuntz
Frank Luntz
4 years
These words are inscribed on the wall at Auschwitz, where a memorial is maintained so we never forget. Leaving most monuments in place while stating the inhumanities associated with them is a better lesson for future generations than tearing them down indiscriminately in anger.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
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guess we could call this... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) anon story
@SirajAHashmi
Siraj Hashmi
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(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Who?Anon
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
2 years
For the love of god and all that is holy, Ukraine had an election in 2019!
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
2 years
@LindseyGrahamSC Below is the electoral map of 2012. Blue is the pro-Russia party.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
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@Havoc_Six … a brit with a portuguese last name casting shade on wars with peasants, you say?
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
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@ggreenwald The problem, Glenn, is that this isn't what Putin said.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
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Gazprom placed bonds worth 750 mln Euro in London. While May was addressing the Skripal incident in parliament.
@Vedomosti
Ведомости
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«Газпром» разместил в Лондоне облигации на 750 млн евро. Как раз во время выступления Мэй.
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Aaron Schwartzbaum
1 year
Sure, and the West has done some horrific things, often motivated by imperialism. You can criticize them all without equivocating about as clear cut a war as they come. In this case, Russia is explicitly motivated by imperialism — its leaders are outspoken about it!
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