Bonnie Stiernberg
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Charley Pride died of COVID one month after performing at the CMAs, which were indoors and full of people not wearing masks. They gave him a Lifetime Achievement Award and promptly killed him. Disgusting.
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I gotta say, having Mark Wahlberg, who literally went to jail as a teen for committing a hate crime against a Vietnamese man, present an award to the cast of Everything Everywhere All At Once was certainly a choice
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Women will have to decide if getting a rape kit after their assault is worth losing their insurance & these fuckers are having a kegger
Cases upon cases of beer just rolled into the Capitol on a cart covered in a sheet. Spotted Bud Light peeking out from the sheet
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Dave Chappelle's SNL monologue (which felt a little too "tee-hee, you can't even say the Jews control the media anymore these days" to me) had a line about how Adidas dropped Kanye "immediately," which...no, they didn't? They dropped him after two weeks of public pressure
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So that Louis CK statement uses the words "admired," "admiration," "power" or "powerful" in reference to him five times and includes the words "sorry" or "apologize" zero times.
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I am not someone who knows much about Broadway, but I do know that Funny Girl not adding "My Man" to the end of the show when they've got someone who can sing it like this now is an extremely dumb missed opportunity
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Moby’s apology to Natalie Portman still refers to their “almost 14-year” age difference despite the fact that he’s 16 years older than her 🙄
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Interesting that like half the cast of SNL was missing from the stage during the goodnights tonight
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I know absolutely nothing about boxing, but "my costume made my legs weak" is such a hilarious, dorky excuse to me
Deontay Wilder says he’s exercising his rematch clause for a trilogy fight with Tyson Fury, per
@pugboxing
.
Wilder adds that his legs were weakened by the 45-pound costume he wore to the ring.
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This screenshot of Kathleen Zellner in Making a Murderer season 2 is 2018 in a single image.
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oops, I wrote like 2000 words on why
@TheSunnyPodcast
is the only great sitcom rewatch podcast
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I don't know if he still owns Paste, but if he does, congrats to the man who once yelled at me on a conference call for refusing to run a listicle of the "sexiest women in rock" and then fired me like two weeks later on now owning Jezebel 😬
New: Jezebel is coming back.
The independent publisher Paste Magazine has acquired the feminist title from G/O Media in an all-cash deal.
“We want the world to know that Jezebel is not dead,” said Paste EIC Josh Jackson.
For
@Adweek
:
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I've watched this a gazillion times today, and Jason Isbell quietly crying in the corner gets me every time
Take a minute to watch this magic...
@DollyParton
,
@brandicarlile
,
@MarenMorris
, and the High Women, singing "Eagle When She Flies."
Via
@RealLindaPerry
's Instagram
Breathtaking...
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I had some dental work done yesterday and am on painkillers that make me drowsy and give me extremely weird dreams, and I just woke up from a nap in which I dreamt the cat developed the ability to talk and told me I should quit journalism because it's a dying industry
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Between Kanye and Father John Misty, I'm bracing myself for an onslaught of takes tomorrow, but I'm kind of interested to see how many people, without a typical FJM press cycle, suddenly will be able to admit he's one of our greatest working songwriters.
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Ah yes, that famously comforting sight of low-flying commercial jets over Manhattan
Tonight, at 7 P.M. three
@JetBlue
aircrafts will conduct a flyover over Manhattan, Queens and the Bronx to salute frontline first responders & health care workers. The aircrafts will fly at approximately 2,000 ft. Please follow social distancing guidelines if viewing in public.
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There's something about the combination of Adam Sandler and Shawn Mendes on SNL tonight that feels specifically designed to make me feel a million years old.
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The first words in producer Avi Lerner's quote explaining why he's going to work with a known pedophile are "The over $800 million that Bohemian Rhapsody grossed...", and that should tell you everything you need to know about why and how this shit keeps happening
Bryan Singer will keep "Red Sonja" directing gig despite new accusations
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Ken Ehrlich refers to Chris Brown assaulting Rihanna in this interview as "a few years ago when Chris Brown and Rihanna got into a fight" 🙄
Grammys Boss Ken Ehrlich tells us about making up with Ariana Grande, clears up that Taylor Swift rumor and weighs in on Deborah Dugan’s explosive allegations against the academy
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Everyone warned me that Everything Everywhere All at Once would make me cry, but man, I was not expecting it to be a pair of googly eyes stuck on a rock that would cause me to burst into tears
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"Navient will pay $95 million to about 350,000 federal loan borrowers—or about $260 each—who were placed into forbearance programs that caused them to accumulate more debt rather than entering income-based repayment plans" ah cool, $260 for being tricked into a lifetime of debt
Navient, one of the nation’s largest student-loan processors, will cancel $1.7 billion of debt (which is 66,000 borrowers)
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This lady looks like some sort of deranged character that Allison Janney would win an Oscar for playing in a dark comedy
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@chrislhayes
Hard to top the guy from ABBA writing "The Winner Takes It All" about his divorce and then having his ex-wife sing lead on it
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Ah yes, millennials, the "easy-breezy" generation whose formative years included 9/11, two wars, countless mass shootings, the worst financial disaster since the Great Depression and an escalating climate crisis
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George Harrison quitting the Beatles by casually standing up, saying, “Well, I think I’ll be leaving the band now” and walking away is perhaps the most wonderfully George Harrison thing ever
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Nah, Stacey Abrams' face
If they win, Dems should pass the CHECKS Act for the 2k on the first day and have Biden's face printed on the check.
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Not seeing enough tweets about how Riverdale actually had Jughead utter the line "No one's innocent in Crime Town" last night
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The last thing I'll say about Adam Schlesinger is that in order for a song parody to work, it has to actually sound good/true to the form it's spoofing, and everything he wrote for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend was SPOT. ON.
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A song about children of inherited wealth who used their privilege to evade the draft while poor people got sent off to die in Vietnam IS perfect for him, but this is just a stunning oversight by whoever on his team chose it
“Fortunate Son” plays as Trump de-planes, an entry for the “nobody listened to the lyrics” hall of fame.
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Still not convinced anyone involved with this movie has seen an actual cat before. WHY ARE THEY TINY
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It is outrageous that I'm watching 52-year-old Janet Jackson do non-stop, intense choreography while my feet are basically blistery stumps just from standing all day
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Succession season 1 is playing out before our very eyes in real life
Trump family is arguing over how to reign in Trump’s erratic behavior. Don Jr. has told people his father is acting “crazy.” My latest:
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Ellen, Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, JVN...it's always the celebrities who make their whole brand/persona "I'm so nice and positive" who are total nightmares behind the scenes
EXCLUSIVE: Production sources who worked with Jonathan Van Ness on ‘Queer Eye’ described them as a “monster,” “nightmare,” and “demeaning.”
Three people labeled Van Ness as emotionally “abusive” and having “rage issues.”
Story:
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Willson Contreras took a fastball to the head, didn't leave his feet, walked to first like it was nothing and made this face. How
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What am I supposed to do with myself for a whole week until I get to see the next episode of The Righteous Gemstones and witness this iconic Uncle Baby Billy getup
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I've tweeted my Kanye take a bunch of times already, but I'll say it again: it's extremely sad that no one in his circle seems willing to get him the help he so clearly needs. But it also feels kind of gross and exploitative that outlets keep giving him a platform.
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I guess my main unresolved question is how anyone who took one look at Billy McFarland or heard him speak literally at all didn't immediately realize he's basically three kids in a trenchcoat stacked on top of each other
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Adam Schlesinger was an incredible songwriter and a huge, formative part of my adolescence and this is unbearably sad
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I spoke to Carrie Brownstein and Corin Tucker about the new Sleater-Kinney record for :
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idk, if I already had $500 million, I don't think an additional $35 million would be enough money for me to go perform the album I dedicated to my gay uncle in a country where being gay is still punishable by death 🤷♀️
Beyoncé was paid a whopping $35 million for her one-hour show at Atlantis The Royal in Dubai, Daily Mail reports.
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My mind is telling me that 65 degrees in January in NYC is a sure sign that we’re all gonna die in a climate disaster very soon, but my body still is like, “LET’S PUT ON SHORTS, GO OUTSIDE AND LISTEN TO FLEETWOOD MAC”
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Hey, if you're a person who writes about TV shows (specifically takes/essays/thinkpieces, not weekly episodic reviews or listicles), you should send me some pitches. bstiernberg
@insidehook
.com, please and thanks
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Like, Trump thinking the sight of Gennifer Flowers is going to make Hillary wilt is further proof he knows absolutely nothing about women
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The "not all Trump supporters" thing is maddening. If you voted for a racist, you're saying racism is acceptable to you. Period.
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This is good, I guess, but how are random strangers on the street supposed to know whether I'm vaccinated or just being an anti-mask asshole
BREAKING: The CDC has updated its guidance. Fully vaccinated Americans can now go without masks outdoors, except in crowded settings.
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Hey, I'm in need of culture (especially music and TV, but open to everything) pitches as well as beer pitches for
@InsideHook
. Send 'em to bstiernberg
@insidehook
.com please and thanks
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Oh hey writer pals, starting now I’m in charge of assigning some freelance music and/or TV-related articles for
@InsideHook
. Send me pitches at bstiernberg at insidehook dot com
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Beyond all the obvious reasons this is infuriating, I just want to point out that Jill Biden is 69 years old and still being called “kiddo” by patronizing shithead men
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Ah, I see it’s time for my annual “NO, FERRIS BUELLER IS NOT SET IN JUNE” rant
June 5, 1985 is the date that Ferris Bueller's Day Off fictionally takes place.
#80s
Determined by the Cubs game they attend.
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This interview is so great, and Nicolas Cage saying "what is an octopus, $80?" immediately made me think of "it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?" from Arrested Development
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The moral of HIMYM is "if you meet a cool guy, all you have to do is wait 25 years for his soulmate to die and then he'll settle for you."
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I don't know why I was under the impression that breaking into the office of the 3rd highest ranking government official in the nation, sitting @ her desk which presumably contains a bunch of classified shit and stealing her mail would carry a longer sentence than weed possession
NEW: DOJ statement on arrest of man who allegedly broke into Speaker Pelosi's office: "If convicted, he faces a maximum penalty of one year in prison."
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Idk, maybe we get someone who *hasn't* been accused of domestic violence like Sean Penn has to talk about the plight of women in Afghanistan?
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Most years I try to be more subtle than this, but it's a pandemic, so I'm just gonna say it: it's my birthday, please give me attention
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@rachsyme
My top four are matzah ball, broccoli cheddar, ramen and (this one may be controversial) potato
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Everything I love about Joe Biden can be summed up by the fact that he closed his speech by yelling "COME ON" at everyone
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Burying my ~some news~ tweet at 5:30 pm here, but hey, I got promoted to Managing Editor of
@InsideHook
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I have been absolutely dying to share this story for months, and now I finally can. HERE IT IS
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It probably won't happen, but it would be so great if, after learning about all the horrific ways he exploits women, every music publication agreed to ignore the three albums Ryan Adams is putting out this year
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Imagine voting to allow insurance companies to deny coverage or raise rates on women for being rape victims and being proud of it
Republicans cheering the fact that they're about to vote for a measure that strips 24 million of coverage (while preserving their own care)
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@AndyHerren
Strongly agree. The way she was shitting all over Jordan and Tori's engagement and couldn't even bring herself to sit in the same room while everyone else was celebrating was so embarrassing.
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Been listening to a lot of outlaw country lately, and I've gotta say, "I'm a real piece of shit, and I'm sad about it because it's too late to change" is a truly unbeatable formula for a song
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Before right-wingers start using this to make their disgusting, racist “Chicago is a crime-ridden cesspool that proves gun control doesn’t work” argument: Highland Park is an *extremely* wealthy, overwhelmingly white suburb about a half hour outside the city
NEW: At least 25 shots were fired at an Illinois Fourth of July parade; a reporter saw five people bloodied: “As parade-goers fled the parade route in Highland Park, they left behind chairs, baby strollers and blankets.”
#twill
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The Netflix music journalist romcom starts with the main character allegedly seeing The Postal Service in 2011, so I feel like I'm in for two hours of "WELL, ACTUALLY"-ing my laptop screen
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To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Almost Famous, I spoke to the great
@jasonlipshutz
,
@RachelBrods
,
@Hilary_Saunders
and
@MarissaRMoss
about the impact it had on them and a generation of music journalists. It's all happening!
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Hey, I'm in need of music-related pitches for
@InsideHook
. (I've already exhausted the majority of my Feb. freelance budget, so mostly looking for stuff for March and beyond) bstiernberg
@insidehook
.com
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I'm a sucker for stories about grifters and social climbers convincing wealthy people to part with absurd sums of money, and this one does not disappoint
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I didn't make a Best TV of 2017 list this year, but if I did, CT telling Terrell Owens "Well, I didn't burn $70 million" in a heated argument on The Challenge
#ChampsvsStars
would absolutely be at the top
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SNL just made a Caitlyn Jenner joke that was so bad and transphobic that you could hear someone in the audience say “Noooooo”
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“Kiddo” makes my blood boil because the CEO at my old job called me it a few times, and I feel like the general rule of thumb for men should be “do not call a grown woman ‘kiddo’ unless she is your actual daughter”
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I'm all for more people listening to Joan Jett and Blondie, but...neither of them are anywhere close to being Gen X. Debbie Harry is 75 years old
Dear young people, take the time to listen to Joan Jett, Blondie and other original women musicians of the gen X era. Don’t let covers songs be all you hear. Their music was groundbreaking.
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I guarantee you that if Troy Aikman and every other man who says shit like this had to experience menstrual cramps ONE TIME, they would shut the fuck up
Troy dropping a “take the dresses off” on Monday night football in 2022 is wild
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Already cringing thinking about all the insufferable Hugh Hefner memorial thinkpieces about how he turned having a boner into a lifestyle
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This band changed their name because it romanticized slavery and now is suing the Black musician whose name they stole. Not a great look
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@danreilly11
It's just crazy to me that he's doubling down on his claim that she was 20, not 18, at the time, as if we can't just google their ages and do the math
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Call me crazy, but respecting people with different beliefs than you is bad when that person’s beliefs are “it’s fine to be a war criminal”
Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.
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I've gotta say, finding out I DEFINITELY DO NOT have leukemia after 6 months of "you most likely don't have leukemia but let's run some tests just to make sure" is a huge relief, but I don't think my doctor was expecting me to respond "oh hell yeah, it's just an iron deficiency"
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Dua Lipa with a Neil Portnow dig in her acceptance speech: "I guess this year we really stepped up"
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"Other public figures with higher profiles and known accusers — Chris Brown, Robin Thicke, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh and President Donald Trump, to name a few — have been allowed to carry on their careers despite allegations of sexual misconduct" WHAT THE FUCK
PWR BTTM's new album was inspired by the whiplash experience of the band's abrupt cancellation
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My cousin (who is a high-school teacher) told me that an article I wrote about Bruce Springsteen inspired her to put a big cutout of him in her classroom where her students could “ask the Boss” and take scraps of paper w/ his lyrics on them. This is my greatest accomplishment
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I feel like the Jagged Little Pill musical is proof that most things should not become musical theater
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Bob Odenkirk is in the booth at Wrigley Field and he just mentioned he just shot something in town and "I can't say what it is, but there's food involved." BOB ODENKIRK SEASON 2 OF THE BEAR, LET'S GOOOOO
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So not a single festival has dropped Queens of the Stone Age from their bill after that whole "kicking a female photographer in the face" thing, huh? Pretty much zero consequences on that one?
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This woman on Wheel of Fortune just responded "my incredibly average husband Harold" when asked who she has in the audience and now I want to know her entire life story
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Being tricked into walking into the Oscars underdressed seems like it'd be a nightmare
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Given everything that's been going on, it feels extra fucked-up that there's a new Woody Allen movie coming out tomorrow
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Watched John Mulaney do a bit tonight about how outer space is none of our business and it was everything I could have hoped it to be
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There's a fake 33 1/3 book about Elisabeth Moss's band shown during the end credits of Her Smell, and I yelled in the theater
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People in line waiting to get a COVID test who aren’t wearing a mask: truly what the fuck are you doing
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Creepy like when he sent flirty texts to a 14-year-old fan and compared himself to R Kelly? GTFO with this shit
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Truly surreal to have a Bowen Yang Truman Capote impression in the same episode as Shane Gillis's "fellas is it gay to love your mom" monologue
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Imagine how crazy the internet would go if Apple announced the iPhone 6 was pumpkin-spiced, though.
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I love that the Oscars are like "IF YOUR SPEECH THAN 30 SECONDS, WE'RE CUTTING YOUR MIC" but then they're also like "And now, here to perform a song from a movie that came out 18 years ago for literally no reason at all, Eminem!"
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I wrote about something I've always felt a little weird about: the long tradition of non-Jewish actresses playing Jewish women
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