RT @megannn_lynne: so long as both the world and i radically transform, my 5 year plan should go off without a hitch

RT @lunch_enjoyer: yeah im on the ray peat diet… i put my hands in a bag of chips and ray peat until its empty!

RT @coldhealing: i have felt sooooo alone all year. but when i'm with you, drinking this espresso martini and discussing the potential that…

RT @camerobradford: I’ve always had expensive tastes so it’s been kinda nice to see the price of eggs skyrocket. Have never really tried th…

RT @ankit_lakhmani: Me, when this one associate asks for assistance:

when I ask someone for work to do at the internship and they obviously have a ton of work but they don’t want to delegate any of it but I’m standing like right behind them I imagine this is what I look like from their point of view

RT @kocasoda: if my wife said all this to me i would 100% jump out a window just to make her life harder. this was genuinely such an insane…

RT @carterhambley: fucked up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. now 25 of us hiding behind the granite orb

RT @shakshzi:

RT @mariokartdwi: no video has ever better encapsulated the feeling of being in office

RT @neutrlmilfhotal: I am thrilled to share that I just had a nice little treat with coffee. Also thinking about having a nice heavy lunch…

@srijan_2700 food so good though they can avoid tax all they want idc

RT @ChrisJBakke: When I told 293 people "let's circle back after the new year" and they've all started circling back:

RT @neutrlmilfhotal: Vodka sprite, giggles with friends, taking a cab back home...

taxation did to my GPA exactly what I was scared it was going to do

RT @totnumjoe: Uncle just got here and he’s already talking about crime statistics per race

RT @bananatrashvig: nobody was imagining in the first place, calm down

@srijan_2700 @mymindishaywire Oh you’re a Bombay person now Mr Mishra

RT @anaamshi: Today I just walked for no reason and had the waiter’s favorite meal for dinner.

RT @laserqeusts: when u r 17 u think the whole world is against u and everyday feels like the end of the world if u dont get it u just dont…