Legendary Shower
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Washington, USA
Joined April 2014
philadelphian voodoo
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maybe i'm out of my lane here but i don't think you're supposed to be attracted to the vibrator in that way lmao
I’m not against introducing objects or complicating the sexual act. But there’s something deeply unerotic about the materiality of the enormous plastic microphone. It’s the aesthetic disharmony between this greedy, clunky object and the implicit vulnerability of female pleasure.
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one of my favorite things about the conservatives talking about south africa is there's this implication that they think africans like don't understand farming at a conceptual level. it's really informative about the kinda underestimations rhodesians were likely doing.
Trump's offer of asylum to Afrikaner farmers has taken South Africa by surprise. It is a wake-up call: your most valuable resources are not your minerals but rather your people and their skills. These, ultimately, are mobile and cannot be made to endure bad policies indefinitely.
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not trying to excuse the way they are lol if anything it's a another thing to throw back at them when they do their dumb little comments about millennial economic attitudes.
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RT @wideofthepost: Reminder that Dem leaders promoted Eric Adams—a cartoonishly corrupt moron who didn’t even live in NYC, and has been act…
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god i love how often these people blow up their own assertions that they're smart
@BenStiller I love Severance, but it requires all 160 of my IQ points — I could really use a Tropic Thunder 2 chaser! 😂
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oh it wasn't even the year it dropped even it was the year after and they were still playing it.
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it's kinda impressive how self centered the gamergate guys are. just really pushing the human limitations of the concept.
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or making israel a monolith for the jewish people. like even before you forged the fuckin sword the plan said in big plain letters: BLADE ON BOTH SIDES
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these questions never make sense cause of the stakes were so fuckin high why did they try to win specifically without the progressives? you can't say the party felt a dire need to win when their actions absolutely do not reflect that characterization.
So when the GOP goes after social security, are yall going to admit that you screwed up with your vote? Or are you too committed to the bit at this point?
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you sound weak of will and deficient in spirit
I would wipe out five million complete strangers to save the life of a close friend. I would eradicate 5 billion people from the earth to make life mildly more convenient for a family member. If my child’s life was in danger and absolutely nothing could be done to save them, I would press a button that wiped out the entire human race out of spite. I would do these things even if there wasn’t a button, even if I had to do it manually by hand in some sort of weird time freeze hyperbolic chamber of executions. An eternity of pleading strangulations for the marginal benefit of my inner circle tribe. Other people are worth less than my people. Certain living creatures are worth less than other living creatures. There is a dollar value which can be assigned to life. There is a dollar value which can be assigned to human life. This is not callousness, it is mathematical and measurable fact. It is calculations and formulas done by the military, corporations, and bureaucratic offices every single day. People who reject this reality ironically make the world a crueler place. People who embrace this reality are the ones that built the framework of why you live a comfortable and peaceful life. Never ever let someone “charitable” or “altruistic” or “selfless” try to tell you anything about how the world works. Selfishness done without zeal or neurocomplex is the most selfless act because it induces equilibrium in the ecosystem. The eagle does not consider the trout when eviscerating it with its talons. The snake does not hesitate when swallowing the eagles eggs from its nest. The bear eats through the stomach first despite the deer’s screams. The deer cannot fathom what multitudes of creatures die because of overgrazing done by its kind. The considerationalist is a menace because God hates you when you try to do His job for Him. Human beings were not meant to process reality outside of a 50 mile radius. Other people do not exist, and if they seem to, it’s to act as background characters for your personal benefit.
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