alex
@aIexrudd
Followers
1,616
Following
663
Media
5,169
Statuses
12,702
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
بايرن
• 518755 Tweets
بنفيكا
• 515139 Tweets
Wizkid
• 360671 Tweets
Davido
• 329807 Tweets
Villa
• 73709 Tweets
Bayern
• 71517 Tweets
Jack Smith
• 60386 Tweets
Lille
• 52836 Tweets
Shana Tova
• 50384 Tweets
Rosh Hashanah
• 39277 Tweets
#LaMarchaDeCFK
• 33794 Tweets
Benfica
• 32063 Tweets
Kerem
• 27354 Tweets
Astros
• 26447 Tweets
Bank of America
• 25860 Tweets
Duran
• 24438 Tweets
Bologna
• 23971 Tweets
Ancelotti
• 19346 Tweets
Girona
• 18489 Tweets
Camavinga
• 17882 Tweets
Nunez
• 10946 Tweets
Lunin
• 10749 Tweets
this still being up she dgaf
233
4K
163K
NOOOOO MY COWORKER JUST SHOWED ME THIS IRL I WAS SO CAUGHT OFF GUARD 😭😭😭😭😭 i had to act natural…
18
2K
83K
i feel like stan twitter doesn’t produce tweets like this anymore like ekdwjdhdiwnwod
30
1K
30K
have we really gotten to the point where we’re reacting to AI generated pictures..
224
445
23K
16
705
13K
handed customer an americano and they gave it back saying it tasted like “water and espresso”…
18
601
12K
Santa, Epstein, and Schindler fighting to see who can have the most famous list
41
882
11K
so we move to victors village right. my father used to work at the mines and my mother stays at home shes mentally unstable believe it or not. she went from slums to capitol. yknow meanwhile we’re from district 12, my sister’s killed by the capitol, peetas being mind controlled-
17
1K
11K
see you’re all clowning me but the gag is after blue passed yellow fell into a deep depression that forced red to indoctrinate green into the trio so.
16
107
5K
or that one swiftie who didn’t have a phone when taylor released folklore, or the ariana stan who tweeted with her fridge.. like these are moments
5
58
4K
not technically from drag race but 😭😭
8
295
3K
say one bad thing about melanie martinez and here come sippybottle123 and poopydiaper72 in your mentions
14
95
1K
mickey mouse when he’s with minnie and they see cheese
7
72
678
btw i’ve been secretly noting and keeping a list of every slight taylor shade i’ve observed on the tl and in a few weeks ive got a lil something for yall.
22
23
466
a doctor breaking the news to a patient that they have a rare medical condition in which they can no longer say the word “ver”
2
50
453
she should just fake her own death at this point
Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” music video is under investigation for possible environmental damage.
The Environment Department of the Balearic Islands says the production company did not request proper authorization before filming in the dunes of S’Espalmador.
588
784
15K
2
27
440
caroline polachek songs be like:
i’m a pretty princess you are so beautiful i have brown hair and a body i don’t shave my armpits and then she starts screaming
1
40
399
had to inform large group of gay-looking college aged customers that we were out of oat milk
1
9
372
independent turkeys:
2
53
341
when someone asks me what card game can be played alone:
4
18
294
cooked dinner for entire family and it turned out absolutely disgusting like not even edible
6
1
318
me after i use the physical textbook for a class instead of the ebook
0
15
287
someone complimented my outfit and i said “thanks i picked it out myself” for some reason.
11
14
293
i just feel like if whether or not your rent gets paid that month is decided by how many clicks and views your joke about a terrorist attack on an audience of largely children gets it might be time to do some re-evaluating
1
46
287
