Troy Johnson
@_troyjohnson
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Husband, dad, writer, person on TV. Owner, @sandiegomag. On-air for @foodnetwork, @bigtennetwork. This is all very strange.
San Diego
Joined January 2009
You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
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OK guys, here's what I've learned about tariffs. Your bourbon friend is about to be super moody. The reign of avocado toast will finally end. And cars are about to cost a billion dollars. Plusses and minuses.
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If I were Canada and Mexico, I'd revenge-tariff Lululemon specifically. There's a repressed rage about expensive-yoga-pants people that will undo America.
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My browser is so confused. "This guy has googled nothing but different cheeses for two years and now he wants to know a **** ton about tariffs."
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After age 30 life is mostly just entering codes to recover passwords, most of which are the names of your kids that you're not spending time with because you've gotta recover this password.
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Why the emoji gods still limiting us to one per message? I want to heart your text and laugh at it. Possibly some light crying, an eggplant.
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RT @SanDiegoMag: In our Jan. issue, @_troyjohnson reviews Le Coq, the grand finale from the duo behind Herb & Wood and Animae. This Parisia…
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Having friends is a wild experience in the age of Ozempic. One day they’re sticking to our unspoken but important slightly chubby pact and then bam they look great and hungry but not hungry with two little Half Domes jutting out of what’s left of their face. A cheekbone flash mob
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"Shingletown" sounds painful.
Unbelievable video of a tornado that just touched down seconds ago in Northern California near Shingletown.
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I don’t know if we’re in daylight savings right now or if it’s daylight spendings but whichever it is sucks and feels like I live on Game of Thrones.
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RT @con___________: Evan is absolutely smashing World’s Strongest Man but his poor nan is in last place
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Hawk Tuah trending under "Business and Finance" is peak America.
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Used to just be some lights and a wreath but now restaurants aren’t happy unless you feel hot boxed by the holiday spirit.
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@briancstrand Thanks sir. Two small birds instead of one big one (faster, more even cooking, more skin). Wet brine 24 hours (brown sugar/orange peels, herbs, heavy garlic). Pray. Air dry 24. Burn sacramental sage. Spatchcock. Speak in tongues. Compound herb butter under skin. Weep.
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Wish motorcycle mufflers turned revving into Enya songs. You wanna gas it down a residential street, tough guy? Badass. All area singles will bear testament to the power of your Orinoco Flow.
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@The_Sebowski Not many bars I know require their employees to get plastered every shift… but honestly, I’d go to that bar at least once.
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