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John Doe, the faceless man in whom I well pleased. He has my respect. He has my honor.
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@jon_d_doe
200L, Ekosodin
My roomy slept over in a girl's house.
I went there the nxt morning to call him only to meet him shirtless & on his knees, talking to some "strongmen" of the hostel.
He saw me & quickly motioned on me to come.
Me ke? I follow you press breast?
I ran! 🤣
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@talk2veee
Firstly,
Japa has never been on my mind.
Many persons have tried to convince me but omo, it doesn't freak me one bit.
That notwithstanding, I'll love to visit those fine countries for vacation ONLY. I don't wish to relocate.
Weird right?
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@talk2veee
Is a lie o,
Gather plenty egg shells,
Remove that white thin lining inside and grind to powder form.
Add small quantity of detergent.
Power into a container.
You can use it to wash back of pot.
That's what my Js3 Visual Arts mistress taught me.
Did it and my aunt flushed em 🤣
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@WomanOfVoice
@digitonkeys
@ayomibanke
@NurseTolanii
Give ladies money to buy dog now, they'll go and buy this
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@jon_d_doe
100L girls will snub their classmates and go ahead to date 400L & 500L guys or even lecturers.
Same girls will start complaining bitterly when they get to 400/500L and guys in their level ignore them to date 100L and 200L babes.
You can't have your cake and eat it, aunty!
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@_RTadyJerry
@jon_d_doe
Imagine I tell my babe to do what ever she likes and she shooks her toe inside my mouth.
Wo, we will fight and go outside naked.
No try am o. You dy hear!
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@jon_d_doe
So, it is safe to opine that, a lady may think it is to her own advantage if she lets herself get pregnant for a man she "loves", whereas, she might be destroying herself and at the end of the day, it will be to the advantage of the man, who's now a father, but not her husband.
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@talk2veee
Those always boasting, "I have stopped attending church", hope you PRAY fervently and see visions for yourself?
A man who does not hold on to any spiritual source is a man defeated in all fronts of life - he's a walking corpse
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@opinionvarsity
Everyone is to be blamed here o, including the person that directed him to the therapist when he had stroke...
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@jon_d_doe
@MartmagMS
Agba, if they don't mind,
I'll do the business card, print and waybill to them...all cost covered.
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@Wizarab10
"When you meet a swordsman draw your sword. Do not recite poetry to one who is not a poet."
- Robert Greene
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@Akinjoshua2017
My aunt & her neighbor xchanged hot punches for a while, their daughters hijacked the situation and fought dirty.
Myself and the neighbour's son after observing, went to play football together...e no concern us.
The 2women hav reconciled, but their daughters still keep malice
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@_Taaooma
There's this lady my aunt often casually refer to as "imi jango" (bcos of her large nose)
On day the lady came around, my youngest cousin was the first to see her and she called to the mom, "mommy, imi Jango is here!"
My aunt almost fainted. The rest of us ran inside.
🤣🤣
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I'm so angry & disappointed at myself because I couldn't deliver on the design I have been working on for this 4th Anniversary; & I added some ghana pepper to it o
Work had me on choke mode
I feel like I failed the community on this 😔
I go just resign to face the community work
Happy Agbafians 4th anniversary.
Today marks 4 years of building the best relationship, marriage & family online community in Africa.
It hasn't been an easy feat but we are still resilient & keeping it real.
Everyone has contributed in their ways.
And some have left us.
End.
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@jon_d_doe
Welcome back Agba 🙌
The wedding well sir, no issues at all.
My Urhobo inlaws were very nice too 🙂
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@odedanilo
...and to those of us that have connections that have refused to connect us, we will make it! 🥂
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@Biisi96
Myself,
I was a project student to a PH.D project student.
Everyday he'll carry his bag and lappy running after a prof to go thru his work...
Me too I'll carry my own and be running after him.
He defended on a Friday. I defended on a Monday.
We both made an A
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@onye_wilie
@jon_d_doe
Also, the wife has sense...she tested your uncle and if he had done like a "Real Man", maybe by now he for don be laundry man in his own house 🤣
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Bringing this hilarious version of Our Lord's Prayer back to your TL 🤣🤣
PEPT KPMD Blessing CEO Peter Obi Gregory
#Naira
Jagun Jagun Poco Lee Niger Junta Emeka Sowore
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@jon_d_doe
In my area then,
A mother was in a heated quarell with her daughters and she called one of them ashew¤. She turned and said, "no be you dy force us go meet rich men, I for never marry by now?"
I was in primary school then.
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@jon_d_doe
Not that she had a traumatic experience with just one or two bad guys and learnt her lessons.
She was probably jumping from one junkie to the other & having wild fun. Now, they don't find her attractive anymore and she's suddenly traumatic.
Same old antics
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@jon_d_doe
One very key point from Agba's advice to the sender:
If you made the mistake of not taking time to date your wife PROPERLY before marriage, you can still date her while married.
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@Toke_____
@David_Zeelux
That means, if you bring sharwama to the house, you may have to wait till midnight to eat it...
😏
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@talk2veee
A barber drove out his "boy" bcos he requested for daily payment, just after 4 months of learning.
Man thinks he's a pro bcos he can now barb punk & dye people's hair.
Today he's jumping from one salon to another, the longest he has been employed is 1month.
Stay put & learn!
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@jon_d_doe
Here's Agba's tweet elaborating why men should pray for their exes...
For every woman you have broken up with, pray that her life gets better & she's in a better place than you left her.
If not, she will hate the next woman in your life & if you by fate become a famous & wealthy man, she will wish for anything to bring you down.
If you promised
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@talk2veee
@ThaBoyYom
@Wizarab10
"Hating eba won't stop people from enjoying it with draw soup"
Thank you so much ma. I thank God for illumination on these matters
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Urhobo women slandering Urhobo men is like boarding school girls expressing their disgust over the watery beans served for dinner and still go ahead to eat it and lick the plate
@locale_mann
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@iSlimfit
@d_unusualaffss
...so that while coding at night, one can take another bite at the apple
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Take a peep at some of my most recent designs:
FLYERS
In designing flyers of any sort, I think of what catches my attention by seeing myself as the end user. I then outline a strategy, construct the design concept (this is where I det. my typeface, images & color)...
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So,
Yesterday, I completed a 4 months Tech Cohort organized by
@DyenOrg
& was certified as a product designer.
I also earned a certificate of recognition as the 2nd best in Product Design Class.
During this period, I...
Make I go write the rest grammar for LinkedIn 🏃♂️
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@jon_d_doe
Most will be hiding their inability to cook under the guise of "cooking is slavery".
When you meet a lady that is confident of her cooking prowess, one of the first things she does is to make sure you taste her food.
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@okaka_ca
@ojay_obin
Did Jesus Christ pray through Mary when praying to "His Father"?
Did any of the Apostles pray through her?
Where her Acts recorded in the book of Acts of the Apostles?
Did John see her in his series of revelations?
Bro, the moment Jesus was born, Mary's assignment ended!
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@demithacreator
@TomiThePlug
Me too, I started off on a bad track; 2.91 GP in 100 for a 5yrs course. As at 300L, was stil in 2nd class lower. One morning i woke up & made up my mind dat am nt leaving school with a 2nd class...I graduated wit a CGPA of 3.77. I never blocked
Anything conceivable is achievable
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@HowToSeduce
Be giving her money.
Ok?
And if you don't have money, be texting her often...and very fast too.
No thanks bro 🤝
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@jon_d_doe
Tied your husband inside bottle; not so that he won't follow other women, not so that he would give you 100% attention, but to make him look away while you whore around...thank God she kept the bottle by the bedside and didn't throw it inside Ikpoba river.
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@laurentdarl
We as Christians should be mindful of what we say, knowing that shall give account.
Things like things can stand against you on judgement day.
Banga soup and starch is second only to communion bread and wine. Repent!
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@jon_d_doe
@_Anthx_
Man was trying to form superhero. Even those he's trying to defend already knows how true that statement is...
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@jon_d_doe
Agba they've tweaked it now o.
It is now, "I can't date a guy who's not caring."
Then they'll go on to ask: "are you caring?" "Hope you're caring?" "How caring are you"?.
Ndi ara
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Excited to kick off a 14-week UI/UX design bootcamp today, hosted by
@Joe_brendan_
and
@devanddesignhq
.
I am ready to dive deep into the world of design, enhance my skills, and create user-centric experiences.
Here's to growth and creativity 🚀
#UIUXBootcamp
#DesignJourney
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@talk2veee
Secondly,
I can't imagine eating buns, puffpuff, burger and noodles back to back (don't even tell me there're African dishes there)
Lastly, same as the first, e no dy my mind...yet
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@jon_d_doe
She went from "I need to hear from God" to "I still need to enjoy". This guy no be waffi boy at all...
She is not even using you, you are using yourself. Stop orbiting around women, it should be the other way round.
She's a virgin my foot
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@falzthebahdguy
"...you don buy market
Instead to relax mak you try quiet,
You wan still dy show that you have madness,
You don't know madness e pas madness"
😌
Pure Lagos situation
#OneTrouser
Falz
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@talk2veee
"I manifest this", "I manifest that"
Yet you don't believe that curses work.
Some persons will just be talking as if they're live in virtual reality.
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@talk2veee
I've met some dudes working for oil companies full-time; very well paid, and are doing full-time fraud!
You will never suspect.
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@StephenAkar
@officialEFCC
No facts. No figures! You just open your mouth and conclude like a Primary 5 pupil...
How often do you see reports of efcc parading boys IN/FROM delta start?
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QR code on a business card? 🤔
I think it turned out well too.
| PHCN National Grid Will Smith Graphic Design Corel Draw Business Card |
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@jon_d_doe
Keenly observe people before getting into a scuffle with them; especially some irresponsible looking people.
Some wear charmed rings/amulets and all that'll do the damage to an unspecting person could just be a mere jab or push.
I've witnessed this kind of scenario before
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A creative piece for one of the few persons whose style inspires me on this street.
Happy birthday Uncle Pamilerin
@UnclePamilerin
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Warri Design Junction Xperience was an awesome Xperience!
Putting together all that the speakers said, my mind opended to a new level of design thinking which will be beyond aesthetics.
Looking forward to more tech meet-ups in Warri, come next year.
#WDJX
to the world ✌
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I was at the Dyen orientation ceremony for it's 5th tech cohort in Warri.
It is a privilege to be a participant and I wish cohorts like this will extend to other parts of delta state; so many untapped brains are here.
May God strengthen all organizers and sponsors of
@DyenOrg
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Even the sun bow for the glasses that day 😎
Quote this tweet with a picture of you on glasses :
I’ll go first 👇..
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@PoliceNG
Me that is passing out of Nysc next week, it means I'll remain here till God knows when
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@jon_d_doe
You are shying away from mentioning what he does for a living? Is he into fraud & you think he'll soon "pick" OR why did you allow him to move into your apartment, with his equally shameless friends.
You enabled him ma.
Don't renew your rent, go back to your mom when it expires,
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Hi, trust you're having a nice day.
Kindly help me retweet this when it crosses you TL.
🙏
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@talk2veee
My guy ended it with her becos he just couldn't be "understanding".
Understanding what? Understanding that she's a media person & has many male friends, and there's no big deal when they video-call her late at night and be asking what she's wearing & if she has taken her bath.
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So, I'll be bringing to you excerpts from Robert Green's 48th Laws of Power.
One Law for each day!
To further make it interesting, I'll include stories and events that either applied or transgressed the rule.
Ride with me 🙂
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@aproko_doctor
Doc, thank you first,
That aside, so you've been enjoying soft drinks and beer off camera...while I wan use water kill myself for here. Ehn?!
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So, I recreated the glassmorphism dashboard designed by
@Oluwakemi_J1
Please rate
Happy weekend techies👩💻,so I came up with this glassmorphism dashboard design during the week,what do you all think?
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