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Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
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@fmbIog
Used to load 2 managers and buy one of my shit players for £100m+ when I was in league 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Stinks of UCL Barca
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Better?
I’m watching The Crown - disappointed by the lack of diversity in this cast
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@poetscorneruk
done this time ago with Puma btw
Jadon Sancho's new custom-made Mercurial Superfly 7's have been revealed by Nike...
They are inspired by the cages & streets of South East London and it makes him the youngest Nike athlete to ever have their own signature boot!
Making moves! 🔥🔥🔥
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@Akzyy
Was pivotal to our game plan last night, watch football instead of being a beg for twitter likes
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Funny, good looking, smart and I last at least 4/5 minutes on a good day. What more could you ask for. Up the lads
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Guendouzi always wants smoke, I have so much time for it
Crazy scenes in the Ligue 1 match between Nice and Marseille.
Payet gets hit with a bottle from the crowd while taking a corner, throws the bottle back into the stands...enraged OGC Nice fans storm the field. Watch below 👇
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Gassed about pro ballers passing the ball one touch? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@FMFO_OFFICIAL
@fmbIog
Oh 100%, how do you think Jay took Woking from the conference to the CL in 6 seasons?
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Nah he’s straight in the controversial draft pick. He trying to get a move to Uber Eats or something 😭
@Filthy_Fellas
"It's hard to rule City out..." 🤔
Michail Antonio on what it's like to face Man City at this stage in the season 📅
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What a performance from the 50 today! 3-0 win & a rare headed goal from the salmon Starky!
#UT50
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Ah this is gutting, speak to your pals ❤️
24 hours ago buying him 2 half’s instead of a pint. Both happy as. Lads please talk to each other. Love you loads dilks ❤️❤️❤️
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Buy this man a beer 🍺
Had to screen grab this from one of the videos on
@talkRADIO
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@LBC
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( very bad language warning )
But this man sums it up for me, good man. Move them.
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“Another L and 8th on the leaderboard!Like for realsies the coach needs to take a hike. We’ve been totally bogus this season and like I’m playing with a bunch of douches, which is super-duper uncool. Anyway Pulisic out yall 🤘🏻”
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Deborah Cox - Nobody’s Supposed to Be Here
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Heartbreaking 💔 I was taken in with open arms & made some friendships that will last a lifetime. Football can be so special & playing for this club made me fall in love with playing the beautiful game again. UT50 💜💙
THANK YOU💗💙
They say all good things to have to come to an end. It’s been an absolute pleasure and an incredible 9 years.
#UT50
always!
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Aww this is proper cute, I’m gonna give you an extra 20 seconds tonight ❤️
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Good art takes time, be patient. UK RnB hasn’t seen anything like us I’m telling you! IC-17 to the FXCKING 🌍
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RIP LEGEND ❤️
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Been rattled for two years these lot. Brought their friends & family to watch me lift the trophy & stick one bins. As you were 🤝
MOTM for us was
@_starkofficial
. Wasn’t wrong about being the Sunday league Lee Cattermole. Proper proper shite🤣🤣
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NO ONE COMES CLOSE. He had absolutely everything. Pace, power, first touch, could beat a man 1v1, ball striking, passing range, a born leader. I fucking love Stevie G.
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@GaryLineker
@PatsonDaka20
Quick, plays with both feet, in the right place at the right time & still so young. Serious baller
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Gassed to see Ronaldo back in the prem tho ngl, Messi busy delivering Uber Eats
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The fact that this is my housemates boy is killing me 😭😭😭😭 hes had a stinker
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Dying probably.
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Loved it last season and the hard work was rewarded! 2-1 win today and 3 points on the board!
#UT50
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Six wingers that Pulis preferred to Gnabry:
James Morrison (not the singer)
Chris Brunt
James McClean
Callum McManaman
Alex Pritchard
Stephane Sessegnon
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Best present I got this year was Lily, love her to bits. I’ve had a few so I’m allowed to tweet like this
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Back to kicking ball with the boys! Not as rusty as I thought UT50
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‼️‼️ WHO IS THIS SCUMBAG????? ‼️‼️
One of my mates sister caught this dirty pervert taking pictures of her on the tube without her consent! Please share & if you know who this is report them to the police!!!!!!
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They saw Southgate ball & thought fuck that
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The streets won’t forget that Fulham side! Gera the techy Hungarian
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Me when my mate used to ask their parents if I could stay over:
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@SteBurke44
Fella is driving his nans motor & battered air forces as well. Hating Liverpool as a personality trait the freak
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SERIOUS FOOTBALL CONTENT! Anyone who loves football, give the series a watch!
@bunch_amateurs
Dorking Uncovered S2:E29 | Dying of the Light via
@YouTube
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Dealing/understanding mental health should have been taught in schools
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Just remembered when we left Tom at a French petrol station on the way to Croatia 😂😂😂😂 drove 30 mins without him before realising
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It’s funny because I always thought I could do this… I can confirm I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Yes, this gave me an erection
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Wireless was a tiktok fest, someone make a festival for the over 25s please.
Look how the did my guy Rick Ross dirty. I knew I was too old for wireless but this just confirms it.
The crowd is barely moving smh
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Remember quitting my job at the pub to play football manager with Kyran 😂😂😂😂 it was worth it, took Woking from the conference to the CL in 6 seasons
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Bets fucked, tier 4, pissing down and no barber shops open... another lockdown me looking like Princess Diana
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Saka, Rashford & Sancho we’re the scape goats for last night but can we please get an explanation as to why Mount was on the pitch for that long. Shocker
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On route winter wonderland & the Mrs isn’t wearing a fluffy gilet and fedora hat, gutted 😞
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Glad he didn’t run him over
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The KFC wing after I’ve finished scranning
109-year-old Monk
Wild but that might be enough internet for me today
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Give me some normality before May Boris please 🥺 date nights, boozer till close is all I’m asking for
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Absolute scenes! ACL almost gone in the celebration as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ROCK HITS A NINE-DARTER!🚨
Josh Rock hits perfection in the second leg of the match against Michael van Gerwen!
Just look at that reaction!
#GSOD
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Nah I love this guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tomáš Souček could genuinely be the most popular man in football 😂
His former Slavia Prague teammates dropped him a call after shocking Leicester and advancing in the Europa League!
#UEL
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Pretended to be a seagull, mrs is afraid of birds, made her cry. 1-0 Starky
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These lot don’t understand how working class people are feeling. You got old big ears with a billionaire dad and the rest of them have grown up with silver spoons
#C4LeaderDebate
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@ASOS
I went on a client meeting at the start of the year. Shat myself on the tube, changed my underwear and went commando to the meeting 😂
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