slutscapades
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homewrecker with a heart of gold 💰 alt anon fssw. just another slut documenting her journey of sex, drugs, & poor choices 🖤
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guys will be like "omg how many orgasms is that now?? 😈" and im like "omg i don't even know ive lost track 🥺" meanwhile i do know the answer and it is zero.
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guys always ask "fetish friendly???" as if fetishes don't range from feet to cannibalism.
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sex work is going from $27 in my bank acct to $627 in like two hrs thanks sex work
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my bf said a girl 'looked like a prostitute' today, furthering my certainty that he def don't know what i do or what a prostitute looks like.
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i don't do overnights cause i won't let a man come between me & the time i spend in the evening getting stoned & watching tiktoks until my brain shuts down
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im so deep in this lifestyle that i can't even play the sims without being a hooker 😩
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someone tweeted that bbbj is "irresponsible toward the community." like if you only do cbj then what are you worried about?
some girls need to stop looking down from their ivory tower & blaming other workers bc your clients expect a bbbj when you're charging them $700 an hr.
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man. one of the hottest men ive ever slept with is becoming my regular & his dick is huge (but not gross) & he keeps overpaying me & i love that for me 🥲
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rewatching pretty woman & when he said "how much for the night" & she said $300 i almost passed away
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i have a master's degree AND i do anal AND i know that punctuation goes inside the quotation marks AND my rates are under a million dollars PICK ME
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clients always ask "so do you do anything else for work?" like??? no?
do you ask other people that at their jobs lol
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so many men want to date sex workers while simultaneously not believing we could actually be in relationships already.
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"what do you do for work?"
"im a sex worker."
"i know that, is that all you do??"
😮💨 no im also a ring leader in a circus full of CLOWNS
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69 is an absolute garbage position & i will never be convinced otherwise
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not a single client tipped or gifted me anything for christmas yet a ton keep messaging asking how my holidays are going lol, honestly they can all eat my ass. disrespectfully.
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my fee is not a donation. paying for my services is not "helping [me] out."
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tonight a guy told me $30 for some content was completely ridiculous & then 2 hrs later a stranger sent me $300 to talk to him for a little bit broke boys don't deserve no pussy i know that's right 😩🙌
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men who lick my $55 foundation off my face don't deserve nice things
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client wanted anal so i prepped myself for it.
cue my surprise when he lifted up his legs during a BJ & asked what toy I brought to use on him 😭
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a guy texted me that he was looking for a "simple bj" so expected a discount.
i really don't even know what would make a blowjob simple. maybe if i just watched him do it himself.
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it makes me laugh when i put on lube with the client & then like 4 mins later he's like "omg you're so wet" like sweetie you were there when we did this
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i feel like im bad at whoring cause often im like...i don't want to fly to you, i don't want a multi hr date, i don't wanna go to dinner, i don't want a vacation, i don't want gifts that aren't money. i want our time to be short & finite & then i wanna go home.
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real tired of men fingering me like they're digging for lost change
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$200 a week guy sent me $100 today to say "actually ive changed my mind im gonna find a real gf not a paid friend" like okay then weirdo good luck with that.
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it's so funny to me when men "require discretion" cause it just shows how far up their own asses they are
sir i don't want people knowing i had your dick in my mouth either
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i said it once before but it bears repeating:
asking for "just a blowjob" does not mean it should cost less.
that's like literally the hardest part of the job sometimes. no pun intended.
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the whole "hiring an escort for non escort jobs" joke really rubs me the wrong way.
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this man saw i was struggling due to a family emergency and before even saying "hope you're doing ok" he said "$1500 for a session, raw, taping included" and i hope he gets run over by a car today.
can never let your guard down with these predatory fucks.
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petition for men to stop sending pics & videos of their children to hookers 2022
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me: *life actively falling apart*
client: lol that sucks but have you given anymore thought to my insane and difficult to achieve custom video request??? like do it today????
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my client apologized for being annoying.
because asking to fuck me without a condom. five times. while trying to put his dick in me & holding my legs back.
is just "annoying."
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client kept trying to push bbfs. i said when is the last time you've been tested & he said:
'uhhh i've never had a reason to"
exactly.
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sure would humble some clients if they ever saw what they were named as in our phones
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if you were ugly in high school & still aren't completely used to the idea of men paying for your time raise your hand 🙋🏼♀️
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how do some people put on a condom the right way immediately?
i have to hold it up to the light & study it while repeating "does it look like a little hat or no?" in my head
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men think they can just ask for a last minute anal booking like my guy i have ibs
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i think a stressful part of sw is feeling like im always on. even if it's a day "off" im still checking my phone, checking twitter, worried if im missing an inquiry, refreshing my email. i can't fuckin turn it off.
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pls this man i don't even know & have never interacted with just sent me $200 out of nowhere & this was his reason im crying 😭
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guys need to understand that the reason i charge extra for anal is bc of the prep work not the actual act
it doesn't work to say "oh well i'll bring extra cash in case we decide to go down that road but i dunno"
im not going thru the prep for someone to be like nah nevermind
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you cannot put your dick in me if you're soft you cannot put your dick in me if you're soft you cannot put your dick in me if you're soft you cannot put your dick in me if you're soft you cannot put your dick in me if you're soft you cannot put your dick in me if you're so
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ADHD/exec dysfunction swers : have you managed to create a schedule for yourself for online content that you can actually stick to? pls help i am drowning & therefore doing absolutely nothing
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if you offer incalls, what do you wear to greet the client? assuming there are no outfit requests.
myself, i wear some sort of lingerie & a long sheer robe. very curious as to what everyone else does tho.
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hustle culture is so toxic to me. like if you think you make more money than everyone else because of your hustle, and not because you're thin, white, and step on other girls struggling more than you, check yourself.
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it's an extra special kind of hurt when long term regulars fuck you over
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you ever have a really hot™ client and you're like wtf why are you paying me??
and then they do something fuckin weird during sex and you're like lol I get it now.
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this guy paid me $550 & left after 50 mins & just pre-booked again for friday for the same amount 😭😭 the sex work gods are smiling upon me today
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i had to cancel on a client cause i got sick & he let me keep his entire $500 deposit, flew back home & said he'd see me when he comes back & to get better.
that's how you treat people. these whiny twitter clients are so embarrassing.
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client tomorrow wants me to wear "no or very, very light makeup."
y'all i am a full glam pornstar makeup kind of girl. always, in any setting.
ughhh i dunno what to do.
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i said i needed a massage because im in pain and this guy was like you know what you'd like better than a massage? if i ate you out.
like bro, i promise your sub par pussy eating skills will not cure my fibromyalgia.
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have your ever calculated how much you've spent on drugs?
i never have & im certainly not about to start out of absolute fear lol but just wondering
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this client tried to turn down a shower when it's 30°C outside and i was like nooo how bout you just wash off and he said okay and showered
he left 3 shit stains on the sheets 🫠
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tonight my client had his nose near my mouth & then the third time he did it he said "i love smelling my dick on your breath" so excuse me while i light myself on fire
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going thru a hard time always brings out the "let me know if i can do anything for you" men.
except they don't actually want to help in any way, they just like to feel good about asking.
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i have such a good client right now, he's been seeing me once a week for like 5 weeks & wants to do an overnight & he's actually a sweetheart & i think that's really cool so im sharing
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my client tonight told me he had an armpit fetish and asked me to not wear any deodorant that tastes gross.
so many strange things implied by that comment. are there deodorants that taste good? do you expect me to sample my deodorant?
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men asking to make content with me as a way to just fuck for free is pissing me off
y'all think we can't see thru you. it's embarrassing, stop asking.
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"here's a recent photo so you know im not just a dirty old man!"
*proceeds to send a photo of a dirty old man*
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my weirdo client said he had a surprise for me tonight and said "u don't have kids right" so that's a fun and not at all ominous way to start the day.
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a man saying "ive been scammed before" is just manipulation foreplay.
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you ever have a client look you in the eyes without saying anything for a little bit too long and you're like yep this is how i die
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i hate when gross men fuck me well lol my body gets so confused
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i think i just had one of my top 3 worst clients ever. he was so high he didn't even know if he came.
i think meth. couldn't be still or do anything for more than 3 seconds. literally asked how much time we had left every two minutes.
i actually feel so fucking gross right now
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he didn't even give it the WEEKEND and i just got a reference request from a MUCH more expensive girl 😑 that's some insult to injury shit right there.
$200 a week guy sent me $100 today to say "actually ive changed my mind im gonna find a real gf not a paid friend" like okay then weirdo good luck with that.
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being an escort and a content creator is tricky cause on one hand you're like "omg i love cum, cum in me, get me pregnant 😍" and then on the other hand you're like "but don't you fuckin dare" and the men are in shambles because they don't understand the difference.
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i survived there was no murder planned. he wanted to be my $200 a week sugar daddy to see him like twice a month lol 🫠🫠
and then he kept tryna go over time but my friends were going to safety call me and i was like i have to GO 😒
my weirdo client said he had a surprise for me tonight and said "u don't have kids right" so that's a fun and not at all ominous way to start the day.
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whatever happened to good ol' fashioned roleplay requests like doctor/patient?
lately all i get is "an actual teenager," "my wife's best friend," and "my own biological mother."
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this client bruised my pussy & tried to make out with my nose & then had the audacity to ask if i thought he could be a professional.
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i really was 100% submissive but ever since being in this industry i now quite enjoy being mean to men.
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honestly every time i come on angry anon hooker twitter i feel so happy & safe & warm & fuzzy i love it here
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girl i was working with tonight easily cleared 2 grand and i made $180 and then a random called me fat so excuse me while i go be sad in the bath.
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i hate when men ask me to wear no makeup like bro i wear slutty makeup every day for ME not you, unhand me 🤺
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you ever see a dick so little it's like a little thimble and you're like 😩 no but then when he gets hard he turns like average length and you're like oh thank god 😮💨
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"i want you to feel pleasure too," he says, biting my clit as he tries to push a finger in my peehole 🌝
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i was about to enter into an arrangement with a new client. he sent me $1200 & wanted to pay me $1500 monthly to meet up once a week + texting. i finally was about to have some consistency & start getting ahead on my bills and shit.
his wife just found out 😑
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client tomorrow is listing every possible thing i offer as something he wants to do & wants to use toys & shit like bro you have 30 mins i am not a one woman show
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look at this absolutely bananas text exchange i had tonight lmao
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merry christmas some weird old man who bothers me all the time wished me a merry christmas on snap & i said thanks you too & got back "don't contact my husband again" lmao like girl tell him that please he's annoying.
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clients: "i wanna see you get a creampie so bad"
me: sets things up with a safe and trusted filming partner to make content with for the foreseeable future
me: makes creampie video
clients: "so you offer bareback now!!?"
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u ever have it when a guy pulls out after and the condom comes off half stuck inside you
cause that feeling when he pulls the condom out makes me wanna curl up & die
i realize this tweet is very niche
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i dunno why men say "oh yes ive read your screening section!! ☺️" and then when you're like"ok so can you send me that info?" and they're like "i will never do that ever."
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i sometimes feel like being an escort is such a flex but also i can't tell anyone lol
like people pay me to be in the same vicinity as me, stfu.
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men always try to pay less for a session that only includes a bj or fetishes (foot, face sitting, etc.) bc there's no p in v sex like my brother in christ usually the actual sex is the easiest part of the job.
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i am begging the facetune babes to please notice the curved walls and furniture in your pictures
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this online client sent me pics of his up close butthole at 7am
that's the tweet, i have nothing else to say.
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y'all ever feel your vibrator close to dying and it becomes a race against the clock to see who's going to finish who first
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told a new psychiatrist i do sex work & admitted ive used substances before & lord the typing that commenced immediately after
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ive never posted a fake gift before & im starting to feel like im missing out??? does this actually inspire more gifts???
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anon Twitter has given me so much community than main ever has. there's more sex workers on Twitter than i even fathomed and the support is just incredible. honestly love you guys so much.
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possibly unpopular opinion but i prefer big dicked clients cause it's always the small ones who want to do every damn position but can't make it past my ass
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never ceases to surprise me how many men try to scam sex workers out of one singular pussy pic when the internet is overflowing with free shit
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the client im seeing tonight wants me to wear "sexy jeans" as if ive even looked at a pair of jeans in 3+ years
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how do i, a fat, do a fuckin nuru massage??
i feel like im gonna try to get on top of him like a slippery chubby little seal and either kill him or slide right off the table.
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