Murphy⚜️
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Ignorant Saints fan. Media Correspondent. Producer. Director. Honestly trying to figure it tf out. I don’t see you out there walking children in nature.
Joined July 2010
The lack of rice would’ve pissed me off.
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Yall gon jump me if I say what I wanna say? 🌚.
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I love how I can scream “I’m tired of this Grandpa” at any given time and someone will finish the sentence 😂.
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Do you know how much 1 terabyte is… st*ne him.
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Last to stand up and first to sit down. just wicked 😭.
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You damn near made the whole pack of sausages and the dog GREEDY???.
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You definitely going to jail now.
Got pulled over and had to prove he wasn’t drunk… 😭😭😭 . 🎥- qteezy_vibezzz/TT
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Lake Lanier 3000-1.
20-year-old Zach Rutledge went missing while swimming at Lake Lanier last night. This morning he was found ALIVE, last night he jumped off the boat and ended up swimming to shore. 👏👏👏
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How do you even make someone this mad 😭.
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Try Birria tacos they fire.
Am I the only person who don’t like barria tacos?.
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A visual representation of me keeping my comments to myself
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United States is cooked I’m moving to Puerto Rico.
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Yall foreheads be big with NOTHING in it. Flipping a greasy pan over an open fire??? Natural selection.
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For someone to break into your house just to beat your ass? You did whatever she said you did 😭.
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The fact that it’s 2023 and yall be letting Cocaine Bear still run loose is BEYOND me.
Chris Brown is being sued by a friend for smashing a bottle of tequila on his head at a London nightclub. The guy reportedly got knocked unconscious afterward but Brown continued to stomp on him which resulted in cuts on his head and torn ligaments on his leg.
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Listen at one point you hate everybody except Wes.
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This when your conscious starts cursing you out 😭😭😭.
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$100 for a mattress of grits is crazy.
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Men can be bisexual. You bitches are homophobic, stupid and musty.
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This one of them things yall look back and laugh at when yall older.
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Oh baby it’s called Pregame. Nobody wants to pay $30 for one drink 😂.
Gen Z is drinking 25% less at concerts compared to older generations:
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LMFAOOOOOO What tf you mean who’s at fault? Nigga tried to send them to God.
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Batman when I go outside to get my weed from my plug
I wanna live in Gotham City.
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This is a brake pad.
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You really gonna try to fight somebody peeling a car like an orange???.
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🌚 I have people who come into the tattoo shop to get this or “Cum Inside” all the time and they always come back for a cover up I promise you.
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Fighting the Black Ink Crew cast when they were all on good terms is like fighting a Waffle house staff.
Donna & the crew vs. Maxi & her friend 🔥 . #BlackInkCrew - S6 - Ep.2 ✨ . #BICNY #BlackInkNY #BaddiesCaribbean
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remember when heroine dropped? the highschool girls ate that up 💀.
You was that bitch if you wore MAC lipstick 😭.
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CRITICIZE CRITICIZE CRITICIZE 🗣️
What is something that y’all randomly blurt out loud?.
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My friends and I went on couples trip and we even invited my other homegirl. My husband made me drive up the mountain due to an issue with seats on the plane. My friends already didnt like my homegirl when she arrived and I couldn’t figure out why. At dinner my husband got angry.
What’s the craziest way you found out someone was cheating on you?
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My ex was so delusional LMAO I’ll never forget one day she told me “we’re soulmates, you see how we always find each other” Yall we were in court 😭.
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When Flo beat Amber homophobic ass with a broken ankle>
Who got that one BGC clip?.
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Chooo CHOOOOOO 🗣️ Woof woof bark bark bark.
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Backshots in a graduation gown, what a concept🤭.
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Jaw cocked like a pistol omg.
Emotional message from Chris Brown on Kai Cenat's podcast ♥️👑🥹✨✨
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ain't she indian? wym asian american.
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I cried for 30 days and 30 nights because WHAT WAS THE REASON SHONDA?????
what was the saddest fictional character death for you?.
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Because why would Katie say this 😭
Who got that one Bravo clip?.
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pls stop comparing me to this unhinged young lady omg 😭.
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Aww omg 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 Well if anyone was wondering I’m a creative director, a Media correspondent and producer in the DMV area 🤞🏽🤍
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Show Us A Pic Of You In The 🌞 SUN.
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A lot of people are saying her sentence is harsh for a DUI but she literally was on here tweeting how good of a drunk driver she was and killed 3 people. One of whom was the cop who let her go.
Jayana Webb ,23, has pleaded guilty to 3rd degree murder & vehicular homicide while DUI, in March 2022 crash on I-95 that killed two @PAStatePolice troopers & another man & gets sentenced to 27 to 60 years in prison.
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What’s your contribution to the society?.
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Jaguars just big and greedy cause wtf you mean you ate a croc.
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Fuck around and gonna be an oblong in 3 days.
Fells Point became a swimming pool for two men Friday afternoon as Debby continues to flood coastal Maryland. (Video courtesy of Fox45)
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Would’ve broken every bone in my leg and ankle trying to get to that hotel room.
“Me and my husband saw you from across the bar and wanted to invite you back to our room for a nightcap”
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Smashbox and crest really should sponsor me for that lash and teeth combo ong 😭.
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Buddy about to become the next Flash.
This mom put ankle weights on her son because he’s too fast 😭
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Tennessee Whiskey by Chris Stapleton
What’s that one song by that white boy?.
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CATFISH AT A PRETZEL PLACE???
Auntie Anne’s needa start selling catfish nuggets wrapped in them lil pieces of bread.
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my dramatic ass when the slightest inconvenience comes in my life
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? 😭
Soon as I get home from work I be on my Annalise keating shit.
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IQ of this fan base is pudding.
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Would you fight 15 3rd graders for 20 bands right now😂???.
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I was dragging the hell out of Big Sean and he didn’t cheat.
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If you selected Mayo let’s take a trip to Rikers Island.
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Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚.
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It’s the lashes for me 😍😍😍.
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no???.
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#GrowingUpGoofy when the joke been over for an hour and you try to be serious but end up thinking about it again
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