henry the vacuum
@_ruccoa
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Joined October 2012
bank wont let me take out a loan to make an omelette for dinner this is bullshit
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seeing that cooper dejean pick six reminds me of how you may have underestimated this white boy. id like another chance
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First date idea we have a campfire at the display patio sets at Lowes
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unionizing the group chat members against the person who made the group chat
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Turns out usaid was paying for the hot milfs in my area. Now they’re all gone
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If you apologize I’ll try to put the whoop ass back in the can
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The tsa checked my bag and said it was the biggest balls they’ve ever seen
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bakers dozen should be 11 because if I was a baker I would just eat one
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if you're a major league umpire and you're good at your job you should be allowed to do a little gambling on the side. as a treat
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