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Kevlar

@VPofGarbage

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Kevlar

@VPofGarbage

11 months

i’m what you would get if you dissolved a cowboy in acid and shot it into a mongoose’s vein

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Thinking some thoughts in my head

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@_ruccoa @chadretard It’s the law! Know your rights!

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Seeing a gorgeous gorgeous woman in sunlight is the daytime equivalent of a shooting star

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Willem Dafoe 👍

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For whom the taco dips

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RT @VPofGarbage: Super Bowl LIX? Is it gonna suck me and fuck me too?

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@slothy_420 I always saw off the bottom branches before putting it up and use them as decor until the next year

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@meatbarz Thanks, it took some serious resolve

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@evanjmader Honestly less of a chore compared to putting it up, I can help too

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@povyouremykid It’s funnier as two tweets; you are correct about the punctuation.

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@wormsquelcher Oh fuck yeah this fucken rocks, you’re ready to cook now

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@__juststfu I fear how powerful I’d become with it

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@_mr_beefy_ Thanks, I needed that

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@bunnyteef222 Thank you for your condolences

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@SerpicoRising Thankya serp

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@VPofGarbage

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@Researchermrmr Oh hell yeah, sneezed 3 times before this and 11 times after, still sneezing now as I type this

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@Researchermrmr Gatekeeping my deranged mutual

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