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Immensely happy to have had the opportunity to work with some awesome people.
Happy Halloween everyone :D
👻🎃🐈⬛
From our headquarters underneath the Vatican, happy Halloween!
Today we release the first edition of our new publication Black Mass.
Special thanks to our Editor in Chief
@h313n_0f_t0r
for all of her hard work.
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Sorry to all the Lenovo forum / Reddit users posting about Lenovo Diagnostics driver issues.
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It's been almost a year with no updates, so here's a fun bug:
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Wrote my first BOF that will dump lsass with foreign handles!
Now I can close my vms and enjoy the rest of my Friday😂
#CobaltStrike
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My former employer
@Optiv
went through a round of layoffs.
Among those laid off was a friend who is currently on FMLA getting treatment for terminal cancer.
🧵
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Thread creation via NtCreateWorkerFactory :)
Sadly even though NtCreateWorkerFactory receives a handle to a target process:
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if you use RtlQueryProcessHeapInformation() to check for a debugger, you can just do this instead and avoid those sussin apis:
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Happy Friday!
For the long weekend, enjoy a
#cobaltstrike
BOF that will zero, then delete your beacon's executable on exit!
Use at your own risk and out of good practice build/extract the shellcode yourself 😌
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Not only would I recommend against working there, I would strongly recommend against doing business with a company being run into the ground by sycophants and soulless executives.
If you would like to support Joey and his family, here is a gofundme:
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Some ramblings on how to go from VA to VAD to PTE to Physical Address😄
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WIP Reflective loader.
Did some tinkering based on a tweet from
@NinjaParanoid
and added a weird feature I'm happy about:
Modules in import table will first be checked against the LdrpHashTable to see if they already loaded.
XOR encoding, etc. Enjoy ymmv.
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Nice HP WHQL driver with virt r/w.
It was nice working with HP PSIRT and
@nas_bench
to coordinate disclosure for today.
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My first blog post!
Going into detail about Windows Fibers, and two examples of how they can be used for misdirection when executing shellcode.
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Got my first CVE to start 2022 :)
CVE-2021-44852 An issue was discovered in BS_RCIO64.sys in Biostar RACING GT Evo 2.1.1905.1700. A low-integrity process can open the driver's device object and issue IOCTLs to read or write to arbitrary physical memory locations (o...
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Happy to release another
#cobaltstrike
BOF!
Work in progress to add more stuff from the Job API, but felt like releasing now.
Tl;dr: enforce process' memory, cpu, and network resources.
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@Newsreading1
@chompie1337
The best thing I ever did was just sit down with a copy of Windows Internals and read until I found smth cool and just tinkered w/ the apis that had to do w/ the subj like this proj came from my C++ tinkering
@zodiacon
Windows 10 System Programming is 🔥
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Yet more WHQL WinRing0 clones, and one with a buffer overflow so easy your grandma could hit it. Rejected as info from
@intel
, so.... uh. Enjoy?
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@aahmad097
@AnnaViolet20
You mean to tell me that I shouldn't be able to send a POST request without auth to a perimeter device and just execute commands?
Smh, where's the sense of trust in our community these days?
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@commentiquette
Idk, sorry for your loss and all that.
Here's a shirtless old man for your troubles.
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Squats are feeling AMAZING, very grateful to have made progress.
I'm coming for that podium finish at nationals!
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@1njection
Yo, I've got an N-Click 0-day RCE in bash.
First you click on "terminal"
Then you type curl with my exploit code and | /bin/sh
I'll be here waiting for my CVE.
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Create suspended process.
Copy Peb, VadRoot, and DirBase from lsass eprocess into suspended eprocess.
Dump suspended proc.
I'm not responsible for your bsod.
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@cybersecstu
Python.
Because sometimes I'm too lazy for awk, sed, and grep, but I can sure as hell whip up a horrid script to parse something and never show anyone how 😂
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I can't markdown goodly, but here's a write-up of a fun bug I found in Acronis Cyber Protect's minifilter driver.
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PSA—if ur old enough to have used Kali when it was known as BackTrack then u should probably start prioritizing ur cardiovascular health
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Imagine waking up after being shot and the first thing you see is Steven Seagal pretending to be a doctor
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@passthehashbrwn
wow I just got a $1000 locked metamask hacked facebook instagram seed key bounty using this trick
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I love squats and lxcore.sys
For preworkout I just think about WSL1
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Just hit a new deficit deadlift 1rm of 455, decided to celebrate with some 405 low bar.
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I just like squats, drivers, and Rust, okay? Maybe some Zig if I'm feeling spicy.
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@demonslay335
This whole function, man...
Imagine writing ransomware and feeling that 1337 swagger just to get roasted by the RE/DFIR community lmao.
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CMD PROMPT (find out whoami)
whoami
whoami /all
set
echo %username%
tasklist /v
cmd %username%
dsregcmd /status
klist
cmd.exe /c echo %username%
Powershell (whoami)
[Environment]::UserName
$env:USERNAME
gci env:* | sort-object name
ls env:USERNAME
gci env:USERNAME
gci env:*
ls
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Couldn't have asked for a better weekend.
First competition and got third place.
Glad to be home :)
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330lb x 3 bench at 165lb
I'm so hyped for this competition it's unreal. Big props to my coach Alex at CBSC.
#redteamfit
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@_Kudaes_
Nice post!
Fibers are really awesome.
I wrote about a different way to achieve more or less the same thing at by modifying the fiber data structure in the TEB
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@RightyTechExec
@VictoriqueM
@JohnSmi44560568
This is more tactfully put than what I was going to say. Everyone is a kernel expert today.
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Infosec discovers
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@chompie1337
@maldr0id
@phant0mbot
everybody gangsta until their cloud decompiler starts curling 169.254.169.254
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Eternally grateful for my coach and gym homies.
Hit 340lb / ~155kg for a new 5 rep max. Very hyped!
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Really excited about the progress with pipe-press. 405lb flat bench is so close I can taste it.
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Very hyped for the 585lb new 1 rep max for reverse band squats. I'm coming for that state record!
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A positive update:
Optiv has, thankfully, reinstated Joey to his original position.
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Golang for malware dev is garbage.
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Good morning everyone :)
Accidentally slept in a little too late, I can't wait to log in to my favorite EDR panel and do some hunting today!
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Tiny update: needed to resolve exports of reflectively loaded dlls and added a constructor to receive the loaded module's base address and resolve from EAT.
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Bench 5rm is moving up, wouldn't have made it even this far without the gym homies and my coach.
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Eating Mexican with my Panamanian father when the waiter says to him "wow your Spanish is really good where did you learn?"
💀
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27 white lights
3 PRs
1 USPC bench press national record
Best meet of my life.
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@passthehashbrwn
Privet friend. I am _mmpte_software from Ohio oblast. Please send me code sample of FUD RAT malware.
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Cooked and booked my tickets for the Westin and
@CircleCityCon
Another year, another amazing conference!
I can't wait to see everyone there :D
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I never graduated HS or Uni, and got my first job because I worked my ass off for my OSCP and OSCE.
This is a woefully stupid take from dollar store John McAfee.
@Infosec_Taylor
100%
When I see certs on a resume, I see this person probably doesn't understand security or the community.
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Absolutely no one asked, but here's a Rust thing I made to randomize Rich headers in a given PE.
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The satisfaction from using your own tooling on an engagement is truly without parallel.
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😂😭
@_mmpte_software
is set to be a billionaire by the year 2035. This isn’t because of his Windows kernel knowledge or novel research he’s published.
It’s because he’s cracked the GenZ attention code. Here’s how he did it, a 🧵:
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@itychy0x80
@netspooky
This is just a jab at the CVE that was posted rpi. You're not missing anything haha.
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@yarden_shafir
Buy both versions of Windows Internals. Pick a random chapter, read it until you understand enough to start writing code relevant to the chapter.
Rinse. Repeat.
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Ah yes, "it's possible that the cabal of woke Rust programmers planned a CS outage because of null ptr deref."
Lol
Lmao, even
For people looking for a conspiracy, the replacement language for C++, Rust, is compromised by a cabal of woke tards that are doing strange things.
It's possible this could be a plot to move mission-critical code to Rust. It's the only other language Linux is allowing, other
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"Okay, this time I'm gonna keep the analysis VM organized and clean"
- Me, lying to myself.
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I'm so fucking proud of my brother.
Went from bolting in car seats at a factory 3y ago to moving into his second IT job as a newly minted sysadmin.
Hard work pays off. God damn I love this industry. I'm not crying. Okay maybe just a bit.
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You might be Hispanic, but are you "shares photos of Goya beans with your father" Hispanic?
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@carrot_c4k3
He has a conspiracy theory about how a woke cabal of rust programmers made this happen to convert more people to rust.
Zach is an absolute clown.
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