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RT @midsmoker34: Sometimes I don’t think people realize how lucky we are to live in a time where both Spongebob and lebron exist simultaneo…
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Trump has officially overreached, Lego shipments getting blocked is genuinely a worst case scenario
15% of American adults take or have taken Ozempic. Denmark is considering blocking all sales to America - as well as Lego and access to Maersk shipping - which accounts for 15% of global shipping. Surprisingly good leverage for a small little country.
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RT @0ddette: For only a bit over 100,000 dollars a year, you can live as the pharaoh of America ?
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Why didn’t anyone tell me the Greenland flag goes fucking crazy
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RT @EricLDaugh: SENATOR TIM SHEEHY: How many genders are there? HEGSETH: Two. SHEEHY: I know that well, I'm a "she-he (Sheehy)." What is…
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Bro we’re gonna be barking up the wrong tree later if you wanna come with
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RT @zachbdunn: Water isn’t for putting out wildfires. It’s for powering a machine that lets me hear what it would sound like if Cartman rea…
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RT @tonyhawktruther: I’m that one white boy who’s not afraid to get a little emotional with it in his cover letter
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I dreamt I got robbed at gunpoint last night in my house and at one point when the robber was looting my shit he just handed me the gun and I kept it pointed at myself and said “like this?” and he nodded and kept robbing me
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Bus driver to NH just affirmed that he has NOT had any alcohol to drink this morning 👍. I now have as much confidence in him as I do the financial markets at the moment
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RT @shuseph: anyone have any tips for improving REM sleep. my non negotiables are 2h of screentime immediately before bed inclusive of watc…
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RT @largemotorcycle: I’d be the first guy to sit down with The Grinch and truly just fucking listen.
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