Hahahahah Summer just shouted "DAD you're not allowed to fart on mums birthday" 🤣🤣🤣

RT @InkMasterbator: I wrote this joke 11 years ago. The joke is older than the child this pos r#ped.

@EatherofLife22 @rexs_ma 😩

@LlamaBusiness There's sun here too 😀

@mrsmaquillage Me too hahah, starting with a kids app seemed the easiest option 🤣

RT @ATRightMovies: IN BRUGES was released 17 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great black comedies of the century and the film…

@thisandtatt @simoncamp50 Married six years and also couldn't give a shit. It stops being cute after the first year or dating IMO 🤣

@LizziejackLiz Absolutely not, im waiting for my coffee too cool down enough to drink because there's no milk in 🤣🤣

RT @xJahstin: Kim heard about Kanye and Bianca divorcing and turned into Bianca 😭

@FatallyY0urs It's this insta it's hilarious

@l33d33r Nah exactly tho imagine Chris and Alex hadn't been there to walk me home and I was left at the beach?!

@arcticashhh Just get really drunk and turn up hungover to soft play, you'll find your people very fast 🤣🤣🤣

@beffybadbelly If someone can have just two drinks every single day, there isn't a physical dependency on it because the need for more and more to subside withdrawals isn't coming, if that makes sense, but it's definitely a psychological dependency

@Sturgeworld If I was a woman hating incel I suspect I would

@gwensteroony Omg?!? Nah that wasn't fair if your boss, sorry I didn't realise you are 9-5 I was assuming you'd be at work tomorrow. Shouldn't have done that and made you wait all weekend

@Footinit Sorry for the jokes, in all seriousness I hope you're both okay ☺️ think of the steak!

@gwensteroony Trauma? ND? Understanding the world is always ready to deal us shit🤣 Preparing for the worst is not a bad thing in my opinion, but yes it fucking sucks mate, let me know how it goes will ya x

@xxsnzz Nooo shhh you're great!