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QT with a sexy B&W of yourself
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If I were to come to your house and steal whatever is atop your refrigerator... what am I getting?
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Me, but no face
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No cheating post your last selfie
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If you follow and want a follow back, reply with your favorite band and we’ll see…
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How to cuddle proper:
1. Dick against ass
2. Hand on titty
3. Other hand feeding me Cheetos
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On a roll… blocked by the ugliest Canadian bitch to ever Twitter, blocked by a male catfish slinging somebody’s D pic, and the last follower I refused to send pics to just deleted their account. Productive Friday.
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Hoodie selfie, why not
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Ever drive like a bat outta hell just to escape from work, go home and do nothing?
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Show me or QT a pic of you in black and white
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Anyone know which wine pairs best with staying the weekend at my inlaws?
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Caught these dual mullets checkin me out. That’s right… dual mullets 💅🏽
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One-eyed jacks are wild
Post art, post smiles, post titties, post nature, post laughter, post beauty, post joy, post happiness. We need it.
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First person to bring me an Egg McMuffin gets to touch my butt. Go!
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Returning lingerie to UPS:
Me: Two items. This is the first one * scans QR code
Guy: “Do you know which is” (reading new shipping label). “School girl playy…” voice trails off, looks me in the eye, then boob, and clears his throat. “Ma’am?”
Me: This one *wink
Stop it
@UPS
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Post a selfie from your gallery but make it black and white
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Best selfie you’ve ever taken… maybe
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If taco trucks would circle neighborhoods like the ice cream man... we would have world peace
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Name a movie you have seen more than 7 times with just a gif
Name a movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with just a gif.
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Favorite selfies thread, share one of yours
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Black-eyed peas can sing us a tune, but chickpeas can only hummus one
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Found this chart of sexual positions and enjoyment reported by gender. Who are these men that don’t like cowgirl? And why? 🤔
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Bikini season is just around the corner… but tbh so is the best BBQ on planet earth
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If you follow me to get followed back and then unfollow me… stop having sex with your mother!
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