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Timeless Random Thoughts! Manchester is Red 🫵🔥
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined January 2022
Weigo ana- afford badge lakini anavaa kama chokosh, prioritise bana🫴
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Ati daktari analipwa 47,000 😂 hiyo ni pesa yangu ya fuel ya siku moja na nilipata D+ buana, haha.
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@comradefyat Kumbe wewe ni customer wake? @DCI_Kenya investigate this account and the owner.
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@citizentvkenya This governments has no shame. So teachers threw teargas to the pupils, oh no the children teargarsed themselves. SHENZI SANA!.
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@MutuaAbel You are the typical hypocrites that we are fighting in the society. You neglect your brother akiwa hai after his death ndio unakuja kuonyesha how you cared? Pigwa cactus kwa matako.
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@gabrieloguda Politicians/ leaders we don't need in Kenya:.1. Senators. 2. Women Representatives. 3. DPP/ DCI ( with a good judiciary).4. CAs.5. Reducing the number of MPs.
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Kuna wasee huskiza rap,especially za USA lkn ukiweza wauliza nini huyo rapper anasema hawawezi kuambia 🤣.
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@_fels1 Just ask an ex war veteran, " what do you think about China taking over Taiwan? Or do you think Xi is making a mistake?" Or " MBS is truly revolutionalising Saudi, they are going far, isn't it?" Then watch as she brings topics of Edgar Obare and Diana Marua as a cover up.
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Hawa wamama wameamka kugombanishana kwa apartment, kwani wanawake huulizana nini? Hawawezi kaa na amani?.
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99% ya shida zangu ni pesa. The remaining 1% ni vile nitazitumia.
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@Chebasak_ Don't just say Arabs, no one likes the poor, weak and helpless. Africans are mistreated all over Europe and America. It wouldn't be the same if we were developed. We are suffering from our own mistakes. Mistake of poor leadership leading to underdevelopment and poverty.
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@polo_kimanii Ivar was out of his mind. He was smart, no doubt about that, but he ended up overestimating his intelligence . He even started calling himself a god haha. But of all Ragnar's sons, he was the most brilliant.
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@samirasawlani If you want to talk to Kenyans don't go through corners, talk to us directly!.
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For whatever it is worth, keep your circle small. Not a single friend of Jowie came to court, just his family members. That should tell you something.
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Lakini wasichana waluhya hujua kupanua miguu mapema sana. Watoto wadogo wakona watoto. Ama shida ni mukhombero?.
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M-kopa is daylight robbery. You'll end up paying more than twice the price of a phone. I can never encourage anyone in their right mind to buy those phones.
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Watu wengine mnaingilia drugs maisha yenu inakuwa miserable mnablame sijui uchawi, ati ni macho mbaya ya fulani sijui nini, bullshit. A fool's worst enemy is himself.
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Place uko 2kg packet of maize flour mnauziwa ngapi? I want to see sth.
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Huku Ruiru kufumba na kufumbua unapata building ya 10 floors ishajengwa na watu wakaanza kurent. Mnatoa pesa wapi bana?.
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Kama wazungu hawakuja Kenya uko sure ungewahi jua mtu anaitwa Yesu?.
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@_fels1 True. But it has been criticised over abuse on women and their extremism. Look at what Taliban is doing in Afghanistan. Saudi Arabia too, women are mistreated a lot. I wouldn't wish such even to my enemy's daughter. Goes to show there's no perfect or near perfect religion.
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Kazi ya betting sites sio kukutajirisha but kukuuzia hope. Umewahi ona millionares wakibet?.
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Nime realise skuma bila nyanya inataste kama nyama. Sometimes huwa tuna- haribu pesa bure.
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Data za safaricom huwa expensive ata kuliko full installation ya WIFI.
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Mkinifikisha 1400 leo nabuy supper kwa comrades watano random, can chit can die 🤞.
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@AfricaFactsZone I speak for all Kenyans when I say we feel no influence of those statistics just hard times and more pain.
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Ukimaliza campus alafu urudi shagz hiyo nayo huwa own goal ingine ku recover ni ngumu.
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Wueh, ndio kuachiliwa na mhindi and let me tell you friends, hiyo kazi zii😭.
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Kelvin Kiptum alikufa na very soon everyone will forget him. That's how life is. You might achieve so much wealth, fame, or whatever, but just know it won't be forever. One thing that makes me want to share however little I have, ni kupita tunapita kwa hii dunia.
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Ukiona comrade akona pesa mambo ni mawili, either pesa ni za mzazi or ni za ukora.
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Mimi hujua kwa hii life you don't have to be a genius, just know simple rules and follow them, kama ukijua drugs and alcohol won't take you nowhere, hii inaitaji brilliance gani? Yet it can be pivotal to your success.
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Light skin dudes huwa wanaoga mara tatu kwa siku lkn huwa hawabadilishi thong😂.
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@KhalifKairo @kai_and_karo Wait and see guys. this individual must be a beautiful young lady. Men, ngojeni tu.
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A polite reminder; I will unfollow, mute or block people who post or repost sex content. Thank you.
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@Sanguroofficial @AfricaFactsZone 😂😂you won't understand, we don't depend on Tanzania a lot, there's more to food security than just producing food. Can the food reach the people? How good is the road and rail system, especially in the rural areas?.
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Mimi sinanga wivu bytha and I don't expect anyone to help me. So if you are doing better than me, I'll gladly wish you to do even better as I patiently wait for my turn, which is not guaranteed at all. If my fate is to be a sufferer, so be it. But I won't give up without a fight.
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Boda boda guys huwa very dumb by the way. Ni kama retards wote wa hii nchi walipewa boda boda waendeshe.
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Mpesa balance yako kama haina at least two comas wewe ni mteseki.
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@_fels1 @Caradvicekenya Like the old men in Ndhiwa once said, one day wind will blow and we shall see the hen's anus. We wait, it only takes a little more patience.
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Najua mshaanza kufanya tabia mbaya hata tweets zangu hamuoni frauds 😂.
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Nimeamua kuachia uncle Elon aninyanganye followers vile anataka, hii app ni yake alaa 😂😂.
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Hiyo stori ya huyo India woman imeninice😂 ati she hired a gang to discipline her husband, only for the gang to beat her husband to death and pour acid on the corpse🤣🤣 the gang said 'we are not leaving any loose ends'.
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