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@StatisticUrban
one of the more annoying things about electing donald trump as president is that we managed to make her look good and smart
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@joeyonline_
i really gotta know what lil 🚬 republican staffer found themselves face to face with frank biden’s hog at 3am in the deepest bowels of the gay interwebs and thought to themselves…
“my boss is gonna LOVE this!!”
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@local__celeb
to clarify, left is Lovely Lip-FiLLer Lady™, and right is Loser iLLiberaL Lesbian®
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@StatisticUrban
i’m really struggling to understand how they managed to get BOTH soggy fried AND dry-ass chicken all in one go
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@Kbreezy665
@_sn_n
yes, correct, we have it so that the low-population slave states could clench an unfair advantage in the national legislature that allowed the to dominate the politics of human enslavement
funny you should prop that up as a system that is good, though
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@MattBinder
“This account is verified EITHER because they are subscribed to Twitter Blue and verified their phone number, OR because i give elon musk the fuzzy wuzzy feel-goods inside.”
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@Kbreezy665
@Arkthugal
@_sn_n
living in cities is the absolute *least* water-intense thing that people do lol
california’s water shortages are absolutely NOT caused by cities. they’re caused by water-intensive agriculture like almonds and alfalfa
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@withers_duncan
@merrittcoach
@BelladeBourbon
Hillary Clinton earned three million more American votes than Donald Trump did.
Americans didn’t want this. Americans chose her.
The system put him in place anyways.
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@JackWaltimore
@nikicaga
by the end of the exchange, it’s been reported that every other attendee had fallen to the ground in exhaustion.
yet somehow, miraculously, stancil emerged unscathed and left the event cheerily to go for a little walk
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@KUTV2News
probably the single best thing utah could do to improve public safety on a night when DUIs are highly likely and y’all just say “nah, lol”
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@ArmandDoma
what i really wanna know is… how did the republicans come to find themselves staring at frank biden’s nudes on a gay dating site
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bring back cyber bullying
For those wondering what it's like to date as a gay Republican here's a sample lol.
We've been talking on and off for a few weeks and finally I decided he needed to know I'm a Republican.
I tried to screenshot the whole conversation but he blocked me before I could lol. I did
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@RLCJR1962
@greenhousenyt
students of a public education system are neither customers nor products. they are the rising generations, who will need to be prepared for a world as it is, and not as parents imagine it to be.
what you’re describing is angry, vivid imaginations taking the reigns of that system
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@meldamayor
@Vlad_451
so that megacorporations can spy on you and sell your location, health, search, and browse data to the highest (often nation-state) bidder?
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@RodFlemingWorld
@DrDemography
we literally have a massive labor shortage driving up all our most important price categories — simple economics
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@stevenchung
my dude. the senate republicans literally maneuvered to effectively steal two seats on this court.
you are living in a fantasy.
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Got a haircut and suddenly once again I am shockingly, truly, overwhelmingly aware of how much I love COCK 🌈
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@whstancil
or even just the title of a book… i’m honestly not convinced these people have read the books they wave hands about
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@ArmandDoma
a weird thing about this is that people assume that choosing to do nothing is an amoral thing that absolves them
it’s not. your inaction itself was a choice of how to act.
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@_FleerUltra
“i found a new CEO. my role will now transition to being in charge of every core org in the company.”
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@movieboy69
@nikicaga
idk, everything started to suck once the books ended. like 90% of the dialogue was just grrm being quoted on screen, and i don’t think they could mimic his prose
so imho they’re just bad writers who ALSO rushed the ending
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@ArmandDoma
maaaaannnnn, i hated judging you people. hate-ed. i’d hate you. you’d still win, but i’d hate myself for it.
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this, but also to be clear, you ARE committing to multiple rounds. plan accordingly
Let me be clear…if you do this to me. You better be f***ing READY to go. 🥵
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@nikicaga
tbh i’ve probably seen this before but never knew what it was, or cared, or just assumed it was a generic “a thought for fallen soldiers” thing
but NEVER would i have imagined a wildass 50 year conspiracy theory that VIETNAM still has american soldiers imprisoned in hanoi?!
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@the_transit_guy
@dax19956
remembering that in 1980, running for president, jimmy carter proposed putting enough money in the federal budget that the US would be getting 20% of its power from solar energy by the year 2000
instead, we elected reagan, who tore the solar panels off the roof of the whitehouse
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@NoelBelmont1
@kirawontmiss
biggest problem is the fact they’re so tall — your car hits their legs out from under them, and then the whole body just comes sliding right up the hood and through your windshield
or through the roof, depending on the size of your car
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@pesto_stan
@mattxiv
her most important impact wasn’t making weak men feel afraid. it was making women and outcasts find their courage.
nobody could build a world where Miley might live a life free from men’s cruelty
…but we *can* build one where she might dare to live *her* life in spite of it.
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@ArmandDoma
smotrich and ben-gvir having real power to direct the use of that aid should have been an absolute red line imho
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@malltoilet
@nikicaga
i beg him to, for one day in june, visit the heterosexual paradise of atlanta GA
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@sagnik70
@Noahpinion
twitter is not real life, and even if it were, most twitter users are not americans
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@revhowardarson
they don’t think they’re viable. they just fetishized the debate to the point that now they can only solve the trolley problem by doing nothing, even if it means everyone dies
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@brad_polumbo
@AriDrennen
threats to chaya’s targets are regular & routine & extreme. threats to chaya herself are not.
that should tell you something.
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@adamj_griff
doctor: “in the last 12 weeks, have you xyzzz?”
me: “yeah probably”
dr: “umm, well ‘probably’ isn’t on the form, so…”
me: “ok just say i did it and you’re probably right.”
dr: “ummmmm”
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@ArmandDoma
lol, to be fair, the populist right is like a third of the republican party
the fringe left is barely even in the dem party, and is much, much smaller
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either i have a useless talent of stumbling across oomfs’ alt accounts or the algorithm is out to expose you all, but 🤭
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@drvolts
@RebeccaSolnit
tbh i found this difficult to take seriously when precisely one sentence (i think?) was written about the city’s utter refusal to build desperately-needed housing
and even that was really written just to blame tech migrants for the housing crisis that NIMBYs created
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@PanderShirts
@theJacko
it’s like they take:
* their childhood “Me Too” moment
* add relatively less experience of antigay tropes
* stir in a little “the-TWITTER-of-it-all”
…let bake for 55 minutes, & serve
(to the dog)
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@karaswisher
@MartinKratky
“he was fine, but memorable?? no.” has got to be the most devastating insult you could ever hope to find from someone like kara swisher, lmaooo
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It is officially MANGO season
Which also means PSA 🚨
I have entered my TOP era for the next 30-45 business days, sirs, gays, and they’s 🍑
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@river_is_nice
apparently even in the 1970’s gay men were wholly incapable of sitting on a chair like a normal person
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