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Kim Randall

@_kimrandall

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Slightly awkward, professionally sarcastic, amateur foodie. I once gave a TEDx talk #KindnessMatters

Florida, USA
Joined September 2008
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3 months
@MrEManLoL @FKD2024 Where’s the “they’re eating the cats, they’re f*ing the dogs” people at?.
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@RepMikeCollins Why? She’s speaking what’s in the Bible…you know, that book Trump was selling for $60.
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@KamalaDreams That boy is his dad’s biggest fan and yall think he’s dictating who he votes for? 🙄.
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@ShutUpAmanda My best friend suddenly didn’t exist as a voter in Missouri, even though he voted in August at the same location and hasn’t moved.
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@atrupar So Feb 1 we, the American people, will be paying 25% more for goods that come from Mexico and Canada. #AmericaFirst 🙄.
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@Jarred513 Is this also supposed to be comedy?.
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@BraddrofliT Nope. Daycare centers would charge that fee and more per child per week and they won't run your errands and go grocery shopping. That's $800/month. Who over 25 wants to raise someone else's kids for less than minimum wage with more rules than the kids probably have?.
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@PamKeithFL Our governor doesn’t believe we should have been able to vote on marijuana or abortion. He thinks we should let the state decide for us…same guy who tells Floridians how “free” they are.
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@kdnerak33 @SarahIronside6 This will be our next 4 years. I remember when Covid started and schools hadn’t closed yet, my neighbor was teaching high school in a very red county, he’s a black man. He said kids would openly wear confederate flag masks, MAGA hats, and make racist comments. I’m so sorry this.
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@queens_parents Guess you missed the time Vance said men need to tell their women who to vote for. Or some other MAGA voices “joking” about women should have their voting rights revoked. Women have come too far to go back and yes…this does happen. Saw an elderly woman vote for the first time.
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@dalepartridge @SarahHamDuds @ETschyroh I couldn’t imagine sitting through a sermon of yours. This one thread is more than enough of you in my life.
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@jaketapper Uh, they are edited and silenced by the same billionaires you think they’ll be able to hold accountable.
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@LoneStarLeft I look forward to the day where one mans hate and greed doesn't do this to people.
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@susielujano To be fair, I don’t think half the crowd knew why they were laughing.
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@NBAPropaganda_ @mannyfidel She gave her availability, end of story. She is a sitting VP as well as a presidential candidate. In today’s world he could zoom the interview if he really wanted to. This is just another ploy to try and knock her down a little.
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4 years
@SexCounseling @realDonaldTrump The majority of the American people voted for Biden. Not sure what American people you’re talking about. also, if we redid the election today I’m pretty sure Biden would be close to 90 million votes because people are done with this man.
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@HeidiBriones @realDonaldTrump Congrats, this straight female voted for the candidate that doesn’t want to take away your rights.
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@DogginTrump HE will tell them it’s Biden’s fault, they’ll believe him.
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4 years
@JohnSpiroSpero This just keeps getting more and more crazy yet his worshippers would follow him straight into the volcano because the mans word is equivalent to that of Gods.
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3 months
@hippiedaytrader @Postcardstopa @EarlyVoteAction @ScottPresler @SazonLes @VoteHarrisOut I wouldn’t talk to someone coming at me like you did either. God bless our postal workers. They don’t deserve to be treated like this.
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7 months
THIS is the party you want running this country? The party that nicknames the sitting Vice President of the United States Kameltoe? . Maturity isn't common these days, is it?
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7 months
@anon_rip @JoeBiden Why delete? Today proves the point. We need better gun laws. No average American needs assault weapons.
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@sesamestreet Definitely not Sesame Street about to make me cry. Thanks, guys! Who knew we’d still look towards our childhood homies for reassurance that everything was gonna be ok. 🫶🏼.
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Always remember that u are different for a reason. Life would be boring if we all looked the same and had the same interests. #YouAreAwesome.
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@tigrlilly11 @RepMikeCollins She’s preaching the Lord’s word…the same stuff MAGA wanted to pick and choose to fit their narratives.
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@atrupar How does this woman keep getting voted in?.
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@Patriot_45_ @cspan Spewing nonsense? She was “spewing” the Bible. Guess religion only matters to MAGA when it serves a hateful purpose. Her message was to ask Trump and his administration to think about the innocent human lives that could be negatively affected by his agenda. It was a plea to.
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@KamieCrawford I had no clue this ever happened. I just went down a Google rabbit hole and damn…I don’t even know what to say. I’m disgusted.
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@DaniFinnwrites @Esqueer_ Because our 65+ friends and family grew up fighting for their rights. They had more rights at my age than I do now. They are watching it all go backwards and for what???.
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@UseCommon_Cents @KamalaHarris Because Joe Rogan is the priority 🤣🙄.
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@dalepartridge Just another man trying to tell women what they can’t do while simultaneously trying to intimidate them by attempting to convince them that voting for Kamala is a sin. Ladies, we all deserve better than this shit.
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@BerniceKing @MAGAResource How do people not see how harmful MAGA is???.
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@TheRickyDavila Does she ever worry about her own constituents?.
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@FlavorFlav Everyone needs a Flavor Flav hype man in their life!.
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@JustTheFacts_68 I just spent $120 at Walmart and that included tons of fresh produce (2 bags of spinach, string beans, snap peas, basil, shredded cabbage, bananas, tomatoes, mangoes, carrots), 3 bags of frozen fruits to make our own smoothies bc the premade smoothie kits are not only loaded.
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@BamZoomtoo @KellyScaletta Education matters
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It’s sad that the governor of N. Carolina had to publicly ask Trump to not tell lies while campaigning in Asheville…even more sad that he continued to lie. Yeah, politicians are just always truthful, but he lies more often than not. I don’t understand how ppl don’t see it.
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@islandgirl3961 @BiblicalBeauty Ahh but the husband sleeping with other women is just fine and dandy? Hypocritical much?.
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@MikeRay_22 @David_Leavitt So you don’t believe that every legal vote should count?.
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@atrupar Yeah, like renaming the Gulf of Mexico.
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@MrsButters I haven’t voted in person since 2016 for the same reason, but my boyfriend’s mail in ballot never arrived so I’m gonna saddle up and go with him as he votes for my rights, our VP, and weed lol.
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@MAGAResource Just when you think they can’t do anything to surprise you…🙄😞.
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@DschlopesIsBack @mjfree @CNN Nobody cares about a McDonald’s job except Trump supporters.
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@StayWonked Nervous, anxious, emotional, and u able to focus on anything. I could cry at anything at any time right now. Politics isn’t supposed to do this to us.
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@cturnbull1968 Foreign media is gonna have a blast with this clown show.
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@HeidiBriones @Zgagulec_ @Cluffalo So the will of the majority of Americans is the problem? . So the person with the least number of votes should win?.
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@WonderKing82 Facts are facts and you are not wrong about white people on government assistance. My family was for a period of time when my dad got sick. Nothing wrong with it until you decide you’d rather stay on it forever instead of rising above, for those that are able.
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@ifollowthelogic @TheRickyDavila @markos It's called people with influence speaking up. Don't hate bc Trump can only get Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan.
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#imsoboredI spent 10 minutes recording and taking pictures of these two geckos clearly ignoring our social distancing orders & then publicly shamed them on Facebook.
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@ArtCandee Granny is missing her entire hand.
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@SenatorHeinrich There are people literally cheering this on like it’s the f’ing Super Bowl…it our f’ing country we are putting in the hands of sexual abusers, felons, and billionaires that have nothing to lose.
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@NicoleArbour Trump’s campaign does the exact same thing when it comes to celebrity endorsements. I’m not saying it’s right or wrong to do so, it’s just fair that people know both parties are doing this. Also, RFK jr. is the last person I want in charge of my health.
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@patriottakes WTF did I just watch. THIS is what his team spent their time on yesterday instead of heartfelt apologies to the people of Puerto Rico?.
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@MetscherD @NewsPolitics @JoeBiden I never went to a rally and voted for him. I know several more just like me. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC. It isn’t necessary to buy merch, attend super spreaders, or worship anyone for my vote to count.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Do facts matter if they aren’t willing to accept them?.
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@WayneK59 @atrupar Cheaper in America typically means not real.
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@WFLA I’d prefer DeSantis and the government stay out of any decisions I need to make for my body, thanks.
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@meiselasb I have known my entire voting life that you can’t wear a candidate’s merch or any political agenda merch to vote. How do so many older people not know?.
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@Mamabenergy2 If there’s so much money left shouldn’t he be paying his debts to cities and states for the 2020 election, and this past one? . The nerve this man has trying to project the shortcomings of his campaign onto another. It wasn’t Harris that was refused venues across America and it.
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@ishaantharoor It’s like we have a real president…Biden, and then this jackass elected and not even starting until January just stirring shit up.
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@djf510 @RepMikeCollins It also doesn’t speak about Starbucks or Walmart, but we have those things. Also, if a 16 year old boy wants to paint their nails, grow out their hair, and change their name…is it hurting you? . Seriously, is your life any different because someone feels more comfortable in.
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@djf510 @RepMikeCollins No? The Bible doesn’t speak of kindness and compassion? It doesn’t speak about helping those in need?.
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@tommysantos14 Guess America & Americans first isn’t a thing anymore 😂.
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@chiweethedog He’s such a peculiar man.
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@ronsterd89 Ground beef stroganoff.
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@forgedusa1 You don’t speak for anyone except yourself, thanks.
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@pappybest January 20, 2028.
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@FLVoiceNews @TonyDungy I love Dungy, but once again….why are men telling women what they can and cannot do with their own bodies?.
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@guelphgirlchris I think he wishes he was Taylor Swift. She does this too during her concerts, the difference is people are literally screaming and cheering for her.
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@phillavelle The whole people have jobs reason for not packing a rally was mocked during the 2020 election with Biden. It’s ok to say that for MAGA, but no one else?.
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@jasonllevin If her not attending his 2nd term inauguration bothers you, but Trump and Melania not attending Biden’s does not…you’re a hypocrite.
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@DougWahl1 He will never spend a day in prison, but you can still show the world how horrible he is. Leak everything. Show the world who he really is.
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@UseCommon_Cents @KamalaHarris Except she is a sitting VP, a week out from Election Day. Sorry, but journalists and reporters who really want the interview will go get the interview however they want it.
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@antifaoperative This is the type of man you should be worried about, not one dressed like a woman, reading stories at the library.
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@portraitinflesh Can’t feel too sorry for people who refused to listen.
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@TheRickWilson Wow, I was hoping for a simple “I HATE MARK CUBAN” post.
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@cturnbull1968 @SenatorFischer @_johnnymaga Or maybe DJT encouraged inciting a violent mob that wanted to harm her husband. idk.
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@DougWahl1 Nope. I don’t believe we will have another non Trump appointed POTUS. Jr next? Then Barron? . I could see it.
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@j1strayer84 @kdnerak33 @SarahIronside6 That’s right, they just wave Nazi flags because they like the design.
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@hemantmehta They can blame me, I’m cool with that.
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@PamKeithFL This white woman gets it. Already voted here in Florida 💙.
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@AesPolitics1 Of course it is, they’ve been brainwashed into believing that democrats don’t vote and the only votes Kamala is getting are from illegals voting.
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@ZachWLambert People who buy this deserve him as President.
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@johnpavlovitz No, that’s when they’ll blame Biden and Harris.
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Hey, @canva. what's going on? Having issues while editing a video. Says "trying to reconnect", but my internet is fine.
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@Cindy_youwho @AesPolitics1 Open your eyes or zoom in 🙄. Also, they are no less American because they aren’t waving American flags. But please, continue to make something out of nothing.
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@AlexandruC4 These next four years are gonna be ridiculous. Nothing like a bunch of power hungry jackasses doing everything except working to make Americans lives easier. This is a freaking joke. Sorry in advance to the people of Greenland.
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@davegreenidge57 So he wasn’t even on a road for that video stunt?.
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@kurtbardella @TheRickWilson @RepMattGaetz @RepKenBuck @Jim_Jordan @RepMTG Isn’t the point of a censored mask to be silent so no one can hear you? She literally proved that while they’re screaming censorship, they are not actually censored. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️.
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@MikeNellis @KamalaHQ Waiting for the “voter fraud” claims in Vegas from the Trump campaign.
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@LauraLoomer @mtgreenee @TonyHinchcliffe Jeez…who would have thought 2024 would have us watching two MAGA women fighting with each other for Trump’s attention. His own wife doesn’t care this much about him.
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@Bubbly1731 @RepMikeCollins Oh now judging others is not ok…the past year there’s been nothing but judgement from the Christian MAGA crowd.
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@DogginTrump If that’s his sincere wish he could hop on a plane and make it happen.
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@RonFilipkowski Can't say I blame her. I would have no desire to shake his hand either.
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@sarahmquinlan @mrjoshperry Thank you for putting our country over party.
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@ValentinaForUSA @RobertKennedyJr Birds of a feather hate together. You have an ugly heart, your entire timeline is proof of that. Go step on a lego.
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@jphamalama @hippiedaytrader @Postcardstopa @EarlyVoteAction @ScottPresler @SazonLes @VoteHarrisOut What crime? Who the heck are you to think intimidating a postal worker is ok? . The ballots are in a new looking post office box, with a barcode placed on the side. Dude is dressed how many postal workers dress, but because yall are giddy yo claim voter fraud you think.
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@imavvitch @Michell33650674 I hope you are ecstatic when you see Putin take everything he wants, and more, from Ukraine. He won’t stop there either.
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@tigrlilly11 @FFB_LAX @RepMikeCollins And what class? Telling lie after lie? Patting himself on the back? Continuously throwing mud at Biden? Promising revenge? Picking fights with other countries?. He may be my president, but I don’t have to like him and I sure as hell don’t have to believe a damn lie that comes out.
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